12.12.24

circumcision is a barnstormer at cocktails usually hed say drinks but  comon 

friend circumcised disagreed with himhis assessmentthough he did not remember he was eminentlyabsolutely sure when he was circumcised he shrieked

You don’t remember, so why would you say you shrieked?

Yakiddin me You shrieked

I did not.

    Wow Tough guy
                        Lip didnt quiver either
Full of horsehit

maybe at cocktails one isnt supposed to challenge the host afterall  he is providing the booze

Wait  Before you reply to the room lemme refreshen my drink
                                                                  Help anyone else
no one looked down at their drinks

everyone declined

Excuse me

he returned with the hosts fathers soleremaining Tiffany Double Old Fashioned Plaid crystal tumbler filled nearly to the lip with fifteenyear Redbreast Irish whiskey  neat
                                                    went up to the host You were going to say Humphrey alluding to Bogart
Yadidnt flinch
Correct

I’m sure I didn’t shriek.

Thas remarkable

he nodded I think so . .
. . But like me  ya don remember

If I did remember, I’d remember I did not shriek.

Is shriek offputting
                    he brought the crystal to his lipsipped the Redbreast This is delicious 
Thank you

You’re welcome.

Offputting  The word upset you Shriek   Unmanly

Suffice to say, in my vocabulary, I rarely use it.
You have sons  Four

    warily Yes.

Imagine it woud be fair to assume tha since their Daddy is circumcised  they are too

his hosthis friend nodded

Were you present

What do you mean . . present?

When they were circumcised

    Yes.

Were they stoic like their father


Stoic  A word you also rarely use

 

    They cried.

One to ten Cried a little cried hardcried like their cocks were cut offpretty fuckin sensitive


They cried.
Like you cried

I never discussed it with my parents.

They didnt give you a sex talk either if I recall correctly
                                                             And I do
he produced his cellphone rarely carried the damn thing from his pants pocket when refilling his glass he took it from his coat that hung in the closet off the kitchen where the bar was set up
I could call my folks an ask  Speakerphone
                                                I think theyd concur  I shrieked

Why woudnt I
    
1633,  Saturday – Remember Pearl Harbor,  7  12. 24
1057,  Thursday,  12  12. 24

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