circumcision is a barnstormer at
cocktails usually
hed say drinks but comon
friend circumcised disagreed with himhis assessmentthough he did
not remember he was eminentlyabsolutely
sure when he was circumcised he shrieked
You don’t remember, so why would
you say you shrieked?
Yakiddin me You shrieked
I did not.
Wow Tough guy
Lip didnt quiver either
Full of horsehit
maybe at cocktails one isnt supposed
to challenge the host afterall he is providing the booze
Wait Before you reply to the room
lemme refreshen my drink
Help anyone else
no one looked down at their
drinks
everyone declined
Excuse me
he returned with the hosts
fathers soleremaining Tiffany Double Old Fashioned Plaid crystal tumbler filled
nearly to the lip with fifteenyear Redbreast Irish whiskey neat
went up to the host You were going to say Humphrey alluding to Bogart
Yadidnt flinch
Correct
I’m sure I didn’t shriek.
Thas remarkable
he nodded I think so . .
.
. But like me ya don remember
If I did remember, I’d remember I
did not shriek.
Is shriek offputting
he brought
the crystal to his lipsipped the Redbreast This is delicious
Thank you
You’re welcome.
Offputting The word upset you Shriek
Unmanly
Suffice to say, in my vocabulary,
I rarely use it.
You have sons Four
warily Yes.
Imagine it woud be fair to assume
tha since their Daddy is circumcised they are too
his hosthis friend nodded
Were you present
What do you mean . . present?
When they were circumcised
Yes.
Were they stoic like their father
Stoic A word you also rarely use
They cried.
One to ten Cried a little cried hardcried like their cocks were cut offpretty fuckin sensitive
They cried.
Like you cried
I never discussed it with my
parents.
They didnt give you a sex talk either if I recall correctly
And I do
he produced his
cellphone rarely
carried the damn thing from his pants pocket when refilling his glass he took it from his coat
that hung in the closet off the kitchen where the bar was set up
I
could call my folks an ask Speakerphone
I think theyd concur I shrieked
Why woudnt I
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