often he couldnt reverseengineer
how he got to where he was because the road ahead was tortuous and he had to
keep his eye on it
in the rearview mirror no one was gaining on him
he pumped the brakes
rolled easedover to the side of the road
asked
Where have I been
along the roadside was a vibrator
scattering pebbleskickinup dirt must
have been geared up to MAX
it was slick
it was shiny in the sunlight
looked like a fiftycalibre round onehunredthirtyeight millimetres
long fivepointfourthreethreezerosevenone
inches though heftier girthier
lengthier
slick
shiny
no offense should be taken
early 1880s
Dr Joseph Mortimer Granville a British physician invented it for men to be
employed on various body parts to treat pain spinal disease deafness? he suggested it could be used sexually on
mens perineums to alleviate impotence coudnt convince him a few didnt take the plunge
had there been fine print on the
packaging it might have suggested women particularly overly sensitive hysterical women
shouldnt use the vibratrode near their
clitoris AS TO INCREASE THEIR HYSTERIA GREEK Origin hustera – womb GREEK
husterikos – of the womb LATIN mid17th century hysteria
he had to admit he was somewhat distracted by
vibratory hammers vibrohammers vibrodrivers impact drivers had to shake them off but they didnt fall far from the
tree like apples acorns an children
he switched the car OFF
adjusted his rearview mirror
took a good look
it began with exafference hadnt
seen that word before
he began with Oxford Reference “The stimulation of an animal as a result of factors
external to the animal itself. misspelled
itself itsserf serf being a slave
servant menial villein thrall helot ceorl”
a vibrator is a factor Xternal to stimulating an animal
although vibratrode is chicish chichi
Oxford urged him to compare it
with reafference hadnt seen that word before either “. . . sensory signals
that occur as a result of the movement of the sensory organ.”
there he was
on the side of the road
saw where he had been
Onward
Ho!
Arya
kiddin me
Woudya shaddup Nobody asked
Ya dragged me out here anya think
yare over an out concluding with Ho
Jesus Hos an exclamation
An exclamation
Not your ho
Meaning
Really
Meaning
Ho Prostitute
Whore
An exclamation
Yah
Look it up
Maybe I will
Mebbe yaoughta
damn heshe shehe
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1227, Saturday,
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https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rstb.2019.0764
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