she busted her ass on the table six guys

they were leaving

she saw that they stiffed her  Sonsabitch

infuriated she went up the aisle after themcaught them in the lobby 

                                                                      You didn’t leave me a tip?

they were inebriated  their selfanointed gangleader turned to face her 

                                                                         Yawant a tip? he began messing with his pants  I’ll give ya a tip still messin give ya a thick shaft tooslap your chin with my balls messed . .

was he really going to sit there an listen to that crap  nah 

                                                            stood  began his best fag brogue he liked calling it a broguehad several Scottish friends who took exception BALLS! limpwrist OHyum yes yes  Yummyyummy balls   Please

clown quit fumbling with his trousers

NO!were you only teasing he acted terribly disappointed Ohdrat  stamped his foot You big tease!   You are bigarent you he held his hands up before his chestfingers clutching fingers like a bunny rabbit

stepping forward towards him leader barked FAGGOT  but that was the only word that left his mouth

soeasy impugn a guys masculinity they lose their mind

                                                           hed help him  his queerfacile fingers bunchedformed fists

he rocked the Lone Ranger if he thought the others were going to follow him into the fray he was nuts                                                                                                                                he saw them around  they made the Three Stooges doubled look like super heroes  but thasaid   the Three Stooges were super heroes

leader crashed into the hostess stand and peeled off it onto the floor  laid stilldazed  his pants still a mess halfopened belt unlatched 

he grabbed him at the waistbandbounced him once loosened his pants more flipped him onto his face yanked his wallet free liberated a twentyFucktha  two twenties  tossed the wallet onto his back

                                                                                 in the confusionsudden melee the gang now able to count to onegetting frisky ballsy he stuck the bills into her hand and motioned for her to beat it return to the diningroom

aint a damn thing like protecting a womans honour

he sidestepped the press wentround the other side of the station into the foyer out the heavy doors casually removing his jacket cap tucked them under his arm crossed traffic in an opening doubledback crossed in front of the restaurant  the Keystone Cops piled out and headed up the street where he went 

                                                                       they wouldnt find Trouble

suntime,  Saturday,  April9  2022

1357,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  25  5. 22

Horslips  Trouble with a Capital T  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8YuAbkDT94