he insisted he was a visual
person
listening to him repeat himself he wanted to interrupt and say It goes
without saying and since he began
bringing clipboard paper and pen to their coffeemeets couldnt
called them putsches any longer the
orange clown was out of officehad devised his own putsch the January 6
insurrection his visual cohort liberally exercised the pen and paper illustrating
upsidedown he was quite good at it bell curves Venn diagrams graphs x- y- axes
You see? he would ask
Tell me I can see
No, you can’t really see it as I
see it, if I draw you’ll be able to see it, follow me better.
Please Im way ahead of you Ill not be in your wake
Let me show yo . .
. . Brother keep this shit up Im gonna bring you childs crayons the big fat ones that any kid worth their
salt was embarrassed bylike those fat pencils better
for masturbating Right girls the eraser end which I believe were used to chaff incentivise us bring
us around quicker to slender No. 2 Ticonderoga that the older kids the teachers
and adults used
Christ who
was the manic marketer who thought children were spastics lacked hand-eye
coordination agility dexterity by their
standardstandretard
by the time boys reached high school they wouldnt be able to unhook a girls bras with
one hand which he crushed in junior
high anointing himselfpatting himself on
the back Houdini Who Did It Me HWDIM
if prone to acronyms he was not
currently his cohort was making a
Venn diagram revealing a generous
intersection between two circles of individuals who were very intelligent Genius he uttered as he drew asif genius might be
as common as a coin found lying in a grocers parking lots and Attractive
Your Venn is improbablerather impracticable These are womenright
Why would you think women?
Because only women could possibly
approach the inflated intersection youve drawn
You don’t think men . .
. . No not men
You’re so abrupt, always so quick
to malign men, malign them in favour of women.
Men have done it to themselves sacks
of shit although now Im the one being repetitive
Repetitive?
Yah were not going there
Sally forth
Genius . .
.
. Is not attractive
Certainly not
among men
There you go again.
Need evidence
Einstein Hawking walleyed Jean-Paul Sartre Feynmanparticularly when he needed a haircut sported
a Jewfro Keep it short bro an thats off the top of my head
Not attractive Bright Not attractivebut then again Im
heterosexual You might cum down
differently boy friend he held his hands
upcupped gestured with his left hand boy then his right friend creating a separation so not to be confused with boyfriend which killed his cohort who was a bit of a
closet homophobe they
belong in the closetright which tickled him to no end asif boy friend was emasculating
Man either one has a grip on their masculinity or
not
he gripped his tightly
he snorted Idiot. This Venn isn’t of genius and
attractiveness, it’s genius and athletes.
Youre the idiotthats worse its a preposterous Venn Ya labeled the circles G-E-N an A-T-T
That’s not A-T-T, that’s A-T-H.
Pickup your pen when you print thenthat
H is appalling much like your
consideration to pair genius and athletes that overlap would be truly miniscule almost two separate spheres.
Unless ofcourse your Venn is a comparison demonstrating genius
and female athletes who pound for pound are
the superior sex
Jesus, man! his face was flush with irritation
Jesus is a man
Gods a woman
Gotta go gimme my pen and paper Work on your upsidedown printing yare off your
game today Off in more ways than one
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