Fuck he left his clipboard at the poolby the firepit it was propane so given there were only seven people there he didnt fear someone who was inebriated would fire it up and burn his notes

                                                                         he noted he was invited to a boozy poolside party with people he didnt know from Adam by a person he suspected was setting him up 

he learned to smell one from a mile off

Come on, you’re too good to be alone.

too good to be alone

she didnt asked him if alone was troublesome if it was a gap he needed filled

he could have saved her the trouble

however

as it was

he didnt go home alone

he got laid

she was enthusiasticconvulsive tipped over Happily satiated she saidsaying before he got a chance to say 

                                                                                                              she also said she hadnt cum that hard in a long time he thought when he came hed turn inside out 

                                                                                        anif he did Fuck it hed die happy  content

he was going to be cremated anyways

undertaker didnt have to worry about correcting his inversion

                                                                Although Shit  if he knew hed die in that bed on that twisted rug and pillows in that enormous clawfoot tub on that linoleum kitchen floor he would have chosen to be buried he would have liked to watch from above not in heaven just floating around unmoored before Whatever would have liked to watch some poor bastard pulling him rightside out 

                                                     Nono stop  No feet pull  tug No boots  heels Get someone to help youJesusfuckingChrist he thought a funeral home could get good help the days of slapping camphor under ones nose were over

0057,  Monday,  7  6. 21

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