Sacks of semen he texted

he liked to confound his brotherinlaw

sacks of semen sounded bettermore poetic than bags of cement 

                                                                 bags of cement  boring   and besides  his brotherinlaw was a homophobe not a disturbing homophobehe had buddies when he was a boy he didnt however have boy friends

and when he delivered the boy friends line to his broinlaw  he held out his left hand and said boy  they he held out his right hand and said friend  thereby separating the nouns  and not saying boyfriends 

                                                                                          

he told him he had boy friends as a boy  as he had girl friends and girlfriends

his broinlaw had hangups of the sexual variety

                                                if talking with himventuring towards homosexuality hed stiffenup not his cock or if he waltzed on about lesbians and bisexuals transsexualsventured LGBTQ blew him up with LGBTTTQQIAA rather than its shorthand LGBTQplus he disliked acronyms or battered him with the onslaught LesbianGayBisexualTransgenderTransexualTwo-spiritQueerQuestioningIntersexAsexualAlly he actually memorised it just to fuck with him saved him however from the fullcourt press including plusPansexualplusAgenderplusGenderQueenplusBigender 

Man  the cat was uncomfortable going down on a womanflipping her overhaving at her asslicking at her perineum

So lemme ask bro  If you wont go down on a woman why should she have to go down on you

he tried shrugged it off 

                        Do you think a woman should go down on you

I think, yes; yes she should.

Why Is it her duty

I wouldn’t say duty, I mean, we’re making love, we’re having sex.

Man what a drag Its playtime babyNo holds barredNo nook or cranny overlooked unexploredDamn maybe even a safe word if yare really getting a freak on

I don’t know what you’re talking about. 

                                         he had to grant him that Yer right  Yadon know what Im talkin about

his text about sacks of semen went unanswered  

1022,  Thursday,  18  2. 21

Cat Stevens  Longer Boats  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRC8lqtBXCA