Walp shit   they were brothers after allhe had some doubts over the years 

                                                                                but their conversation this evening put them asidenot that he truly doubted but it was a gorgeous confirmation

he called his Dad for an update because he knew from their weekend conversation that he had a doctors appointment and his brother would be taking him 

                                       he also called to shake him down for the front pages of the Chicago Tribune and Chicago Sun-Times that would be published on Thursday regarding the presidents second House impeachment you can take the boy out of Chicago but you cant take Chicago out of the boy & you can quit being a newspaper boy but you cant take newspapers out of the boy  Man I dont have enough wallspace to hang all my framed headlines 

                                                                                                            so what he did was lean them against a wall and changed the front one out daily shuffling them reminding himself of history that many have a shabby recollection of JFKs assassination Martin Luther Kings Bobby Kennedys Anwar Sadats MAN WALKS ON THE MOON the Fall of Saigon Challenger Nixon Resigns and on and on    and on

You want me to mail those to you?

Please Like you did last week TRUMP-INCITED MOB STORMS U.S. CAPITOL  not since the War of 1812

Son  his Dad called him Son never his name  his Dad liked being his father and him being his son  Son, you’re a strange bird.

Well Dad you had your did he dare  your cock nah   you had your hand in it  hed give the old man a breakcut him some slack he might not send the front pages  I really appreciate you sending them Ill be happy to reimburse you post

No, that’s okay, son, you’ve been the most consistent of all my children.

Consistently a pain in the ass

he laughedbarked into the telephone 

                                        Well, yes, that too.  Say, your brother’s here, would you like to talk with him.

Ohshit yah Please 

                     I love you Dad

I love you too, son, thanks for calling and keeping up on me.

Wish I was there I miss you

I miss you too, here’s your brother.

HEY, shithead!

Hey muthafucker Hows it hanging

Hanging? My cock never hangs.

Jesus

Ooops. There it goes. You had to go and kill it. Can’t be swing it in Jesus’s face.

Spare the rod spoil the child Jesus

Sounds like you’re still tacking towards Hell.

I do my best 

              So how the hell arya

Well.

Thanks for taking Dad to his appointment The ride to Madison okay

Hour and a half, but he and I cluck like a couple of old hens there and back.

The roads were good

Yes. The snow that fell and iced up last week looks like gray ash on the sides of the highway, clean roads.

Thats good to hear

their conversation rambled like that and wove between things happening now and visited some old historystories he asked about an old girlfriend of his brothers Kathy  No. we were just friends. At a distancefrom the outside looking in  you seemed more than friends There was real affection  No. Just friends. Huh

Hey, Sis told me about a piece you wrote last week. I had to laugh because it confirmed indubitably that we’re brothers.

I like indubitably

I indubitably use it any time I get a chance, rumbles round in the mouth nicely.

Indubitably  Yes It does   Indubitably 

                                                  Whapiece

Last week.

A week ago is probably twentythirty pieces ago

Jesus!

H

Ha.  I’ll play . . Christ! 

                         I haven’t heard that in a while.

Its nice to pullout on occasions excuse me  stand back  gimme a little room while I whip this thing out  schlooongGah

Nice sound effects.

Thanks You incited me 

                            Whapiece

Ohyeah . . the piece that confirmed – indubitably – that we’re brothers.

Yasaid that

I did. 

       Can’t you think of it?

Sorry Off the top of my head I cant.

The beer-sipping, dago-T-ed, legs dangling, jiggling to music . . 

. . Lactating teen

Lactating teen. Yes.

You understand she was of age

I know you’re not stupid.

Thanks

You bet.

That was something An whabout my  excuse me wha a memory   whabout my lactating beauty

You honed in on my guilt pleasure, my unachieved dream, my fantasy. 

                                                                          Damn if you didn’t nail we’re brothers, we’re blood.

Thats never been in question

Maybe where you stand it hasn’t . .  I’ve had my doubts.

Well   I havent 

                  Your fantasy

Yes.  I ‘ve always wanted to sleep with a lactating milf . . you know what that is, right?

Ive heard it  but I dont like acronyms  Wha is it

Jesus . .  

. . H  Whas that stand for

Fuck you.

No  Really   Not Harold

Herald?

Herald  Good one  No

I don’t know.

Holy

I did not know that.

I donknow wha milf means

It means Mother I’d Like to Fuck.

 

Ah  But shed have to be lactat . . 

. . Yes.

Well that cinches it brother

his best Laurel and Hardy imitation It certainly does.  Hmmpf.

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1203,  Thursday,  14  1. 21

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