their telephone conversation
began as a heartbreaker
it was preceded by his daughter
texting him late in the evening
:
: Dad – I’m having a really hard night.
My heart hurts so much
:
: Wanna talk?
:
: Maybe
:
: Gimme a call if you'd like, words
are better said, expressed, than typed . . more immediate
it was a couplethree minutes for
her to gather herself she
was breaking his heart
they talked
her beloved sisterher only
sibling died earlier that year they cared for her together with her husband
the last three months of her life
he told her several times he wished
he was there with her to console her with hugs and kisses
they were a very affectionate
family
now they were two
she related that she had been
invited to participate in a ZOOM baby shower on Saturday
They do that he
never went near that stuff or had to not even to communicate with his granddaughters
They do.
I didnt know one of your friends
was expectingyou hadnt said
The couple aren’t my friends.
So whawas he doing there Or is that what couples do todayI wasnt at your
mothers baby showers for either of you girls ya couldnt have made me
Times change.
It was on ZOOM, Dad.
You said
she explainedelaborated how she
became part of it then talked about one of the games they played
there were twelve categories of
what animals did when expecting and also regarding their newborns clever
Such as he asked I wanna played belatedly and not on a
computer screen.
Okay, what animal has a gestation
period of eighteen to twentytwo months?
Thats too easy
You’d be surprised; it wasn’t
easy.
An elephant
You’re right.
If human beings had to endure a
like gestation period got news for
ya neither you or your sister would
have been conceivedNo way in hell
Aww. You’re sweet, Dad.
Okay. Thirteen months and another
fifteen to sixteen months?
Yaknow now ya know why theyre called animals Puny humans Pitiful
Gotta guess?
Big animals big A giraffe A rhinoceros
Wow! Not bad guesses. Not right, but
not bad guesses.
And
Manatee, and a walrus.
I am the walrus alluding to
Lennon the Beatles
I know. I was trying to give you
choices that were up your alley.
I appreciate that
Jesus Why
I don’t know.
Puggle Embarrassing Sounds more like a tact or strategylike Hallmark cards making up days so they can sell their products Secretary’s Day Boss’ Day yaknow They ought to have a day called Comb Over Day
You said it
brother they tickled themselves with that one couldnt stop laughing
laughter is the best medicine
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