she was his happy dream girl

                                 in a dream

she violated what appealed to him when he was awake his girlfriend was Cherokee and Sicilian dark endowed  tall 

Dream girl was Nordic blonde

peachcheeked

brightbright crystalblue eyes

proud bearing  erect

intractable

they met at a lavish gathering he backed into her escaping an unwanted conversation if he hadnt he would have offended the several who were animated by their inane subject

Excuse me he mutteredsurprised he backed into her  

Why? she said You didn’t see me; I caught your taillights over my shoulder but was too retarded to step aside, I could only think to brace myself, prepare for the inevitable, the contact.

I appreciate that but nonetheless I did back into you 

                                                                Taillights Taillights In the future Ill be sure to check my rearview sideview mirrors before backing up  Very clever  Taillights

You were pretty excited.

I was pretty incensed

The colouring looks good on you.

he smiled wishing he had dimples Youre kind

You don’t know me. If I could ask, what incensed you?

Their inane subject

Which was . . ?

An inane subjectIm not giving it legs beyond that small clutch of miserable  that  clique   Are you okay

it wasnt an uncomfortable collision -- possibly better than a pickup line – if there was in fact such a thing -- although it was jarring enough he slopped his and her drinks when he ran into her they turned on an axis a revolutionturning opposite of their dominant hands not turning into each other but away they were lefthanded – he turnedthey stood diagonal of each otherbriefly flustered their words rolling over each other PleasePlease excuse meexcuse me 

                                                                                                            seven synchronized words 

he said quickly I believe youre stepping on my line

she laughed gayly disarmingly her dress was spottedhis shirt too by their spilt drinks Had you given me but one more moment, I would have told you you were stepping on my lines.

Well Beautiful . . 

. . Beautiful?

Yes Beautiful Itll have to do until I learn your name however  Beautiful  it appears were in the same movie or play though thinkin about it Id rather it were play  live   spontaneous  maybe the end rewrites itselfCould I buy you a drinkreplenish what I caused you to spill

It was my fault

If not your nam . . 

. . You’re on a roll . . 

. . Im not Actually Id be sashimi  in reference to your posit Do you like sushi A roll a roll would rather be my Wham bam thank you maam 

Beautiful

           Yagonna fill that space for me

Gosh. Which . . which would you like me to answer . or regard first?

Beautiful  Please

I’m Catriona.

Catriona 

           Ofcourse you are That is a beautiful well-conceived name  Catriona  Cant say Ive ever heard it before  A family name

she hmmmedcleared her throat cleared her voice First, wham bam thank you, ma'am?

Rollin Dig Your name telephone number thank you very much

later as they wandered the palatial home they walked to a bannister that overlooked one portion of the first floor from below several women called up to herthey waved she waved back 

Come down; join us! they cried

she turned to him and suddenly laughed hard in his face Ohmygod she kept laughing Oh, wow, I can’t let this pass. she removed her cellfone from her clutchbag and queued up a video Please she asked wait until I’ve joined them on the floor, I’ll signal you, then run it so you can see it and us in one fell swoop. 

turning away her laughter eruptedshook her again

it was contagious

he laughed about nothing except to laugh with her her laughter trailed and echoed as she went down a sweeping ostentatious staircase

joining the women she gatheredgrouped them actually then casually threw him a splitfingered peace sign

he rolled

there she is Catriona dressed as a dominatrix the women around her as she placed them were arranged as they were in the video  he watched

                            Catriona lashing them vigorously with a cat o' nine tails spurred on their lavish costumed orgy

she had an outrageous sense of humour

he thinks he likes her

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