Im tellin ya youre missing out man  You aint lived

I think you’re being bombas . . 

. . Hyperbolic

Sure!

Over-the-top

Yeah. Nobody gets that hopped up on toilet pa . . 

. . Thank you for calling it toilet paper not bath tissue I got an issue with bath tissue he winked at him

Fuck you; always yanking my cha . .

. . Better yer chain than yer cock  Youd have a tough time tryin to explain away what would be perceived as homosexual tendencies I dont have homosexual tendencies Im of Eastern European Polish tendencies and culture inculcated genetically to be joyous to kiss aunts and uncles grandparents cousins brothers sisters on the mouth Best afternoon of my life knocking the hell out of five guys who trailed me out of Miami Airport after I kissed my brother goodbye in the concourse their fairy-taunting queer-taunting me as I lead them out into my buddies who were waiting 
I rocked the clown directly behind mefive was fourset on one of the four and the other three were overwhelmed by my three Fucking fleeinglaughing rolling down to the Rickenbacker to Key Biscayne Crandon Park to get highlick what few wounds we had Fucking guys never knew what hit em We trashed em inside a minute and were gone like spooks  Queer spooksHah         

Over the moon man  Yaint lived until yave used Cottonelles Aloe and Vitamin E toilet paper    Clog safe  Septic safe

Whaddaya talkin about?

Just saying

Christ. You ought to be a spokesman.

I oughta

         Bought it on a lark on sale Lemme put it this way  once you go black you never go back an thats as racist as Ill ever get to DOT the i CROSS the t

You said never.

Yah Never Ill cross negating never for aloe and E  NEVER go back

It’s fucking toilet paper. You’re wiping your ass.

You sound like my Maw She thought I went around the bend too

You talked to your Mom about wiping your ass; using Cottonelle?

I did

And . . .

And I told her Id send her money to buy ittold her Try it . . youll like it . . . As a matter of fact I had my kid sister who lives in Illinois buy a packet for her

Toilet paper. You sang the praise of toilet paper to your Mom?

Ill ignore you youre ignorant  Until you try it say nothing

It’s fucking toilet paper.

Im gonna tell you what I told my Maw

You told her what you intend to tell me?

Whadaya think

I think . . I don’t know what to think, I’m afraid what I think . . . I've overheard you talking to your Mom about Heaven being a blow job or when you're giving some girl head . . . I suppose you would . It’s only toilet paper.

Bingo

        I told her . . sometimes I go to the bathroom just to wipe my ass . . . its that good

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