25.5.20



the winter mist outside sifted like fine vague sand

its grit softenedsoftened to gauze and silver and slivered and sparkled with the rising sun
no birds this morning

that was hard to take

they must have been holding tight to their roosts or nests feathercuddling


this morning reminded him of a morning years ago on the Wisconsin river a Summertime jaunt with a buddy who became his brotherinlaw briefly
                                  who emitted a big GULP when he showed at the house one evening and was there to see his sister

Wha . . when did this happen he didnt wait for an answer
No matter

Cool  Kool



later on another Wisconsin River trip  at an Indian barthe bartender told them You white guys got to beat it by Seven when my regular clientele shows


Saywha

Your sister is pregnant.

EXCITEMENT
               then doused in cold waterSTUPID he knew betterhe knew about the birds and bees heteros homos and lezs lions tigers and bears he knew about flowers and trees and the moon up above and a thing called Love
                                                                                                                  XCEPT
aint no loving without a rubber

Ya fuckin stupid it escaped his mouth Yatwo aint married asif married had anything to do with conception or fuckingettin knocked up
Ya fuckin stupid there must have been an Echo hiding in the bar
then

sternly

he said Whadaya talkin about


I got your sister pregnant.

Whadaya two thinkin

We’re going to get married.

Married

Yeah.

Why

Why?
       She’s preg . .
. . YOURE PREGNANT
                       She aint pregnant by herself Your child Youre pregnant To Marry Why You havent said word one about love Ya discuss options


Options?
Abortion

Abortion? You want us to abort your niece or nephew?

Abort the fetus aint blood til its born Yareally wanna fuckup three lives when two can be restored   Healed




their yipping and yapping took them past Seven

the bar slowly filled

they were oblivious

on stools at the bar they were a cancerous bubble bleeding all over the sawdust floor spoiling Running Deers Black Bears yamida yamidayamida Red Feathers boots

pausing for a breath he saw the bartender eyeball him  Hey Chief  he called him that during the day he believed he was in fact a chief Two whiskies please

You go. You boys settle up. Go.  Leave, as I asked you earlier.

he looked around 

he saw men not Indians

thing about it was that Indians saw two white men spoiling their barintruding on their space

Chief was keenly aware  Settle up.

drunkenly he said Moneys on the bar Plenty for two more whiskys

No. Settle. You go.

FIREWATER PLEASEsuddenly there was no air a crush of bodies he became buoyant could see over his toes roiled snatched from his bar stool his buddy floating on his belly five feet in the air then WOOSHsilence airborn hurled bodily through the swinging door clearing the porch into the dirt in a heap  No thats my leg


they slowly stood weaved back and forthback and forth

their pockets were turned inside outwhen did that happen  Indian magic


his buddy finally said Real sharp. Firewater?


Yah I couldnt help myself


then his buddy recognised their pockets were turned inside out
                                                                  he must have been really loaded Fuck. They got all my dough.

All your dough Yabrought all your dough with ya

I did. he looked up at the bar  the swinging doors were still swung outward  I aint going back in.

Nah Me neither Chumpchange

Chumpchange? That’s all the money I had.

All the money you had Yafuckin kiddin me

What? Leave money in the tent?

Not in the car

What? 

The car You an asshole

Why would I leave money in the car?

Good question
                            Because you wouldnt leave it in the tent

Shit.


Sounds like youre really prepared to be a father he stroked the air with a finger  Tally Abortion

I wasn’t thinking.

Christ  Seems not thinking is your forte


then over it
            he dusted himself off weaved over to his buddys ChevyVega leaning on it he pulled off a boot reached down inside it and extracted a thin fold of bills three Benjamins

he said And asshole Ive more money in the tent Were safe and sound





the silvered morning reminded him of a rowboat lazing towards him as he bathed naked in the shallows 
                                                                                                              he had a bar of soap washcloth  a towel in a tree overhanging the river

a woman pulled at the oars

he recognised her from the haphazard beach down from the lodge and bar that ran the campground his tent was in

two days earlier she wound her way down from one of the cabins on the bank overlooking the river couldnt have missed her

he caught her as soon as she came outdoors

she was stunning stunning in her brightwhite knitted bikini  peekaboo

they had quite the conversation before her boyfriend joined her

she had placed her blanket beside his HELLO THERE

her boyfriend didnt join her as much as encourage her to leave the beach he thought a DUCK ride would be fun
                                                                                                                     a DUCK a World War Two – era Dells Army amphibious vehicle

she wasnt impressed she said

so he impressed upon her he wasnt asking

the slight looked like it hurt 

she winced

she was facing him so her boyfriend didnt see

Maybe she said quietly  we’ll run into each other again.

THAT WOULD BE COOL

her boyfriend eyeballed him but it was possible the black eye he was wearing from the Indian bar let things ride  a pitiful eyeballing

if he was him he wouldnt have been a cunt about her being on the beach 

but if she was with him hed be damn sure she was occupied and happy her hands too full to try and juggle yet one more thing


Crystal

her name was Crystal

hed met other Crystals since but none held a candle to her

she was effervescent a sunlightenedblonde rare a blonde attracted him attracted him like a moth to light her body could have graced a centerfold he knew what he knew

her peekaboo bikini at first plagued him  he didnt want to be rudetried hard to maintain eye contact 

then he quit peeking

she was bronze   everywhere


Hey! Crystal let the oars down across her legs and waved to him

HEY he waved backkept low in the water

Nice to see you again! Lemme come to you, catch the rope. she didnt wait on his reply immediate dug in with the oars pulled on them her back to him


she threw errantlythrew like a girl

the water moved quick in the shallows

the rope unfurled and beganaway from him

he drove after itswam hardtwelvefifteen feet

the rope grasped firmly he stoodthe currentthe sifting gravel and mud underfoot made him stumble he caught himself thrust a hand downgripped the sandbar the water now much shallower

the boat tugged at the rope and swung downstream

he had her

OhMy! she said as she eyed his nakedness   Well, good morning.

Morning he replied as he pulled her in towards him hand over handpaying the rope into water behind him

Crystal  smiling  oogling him brightly said Care for a boat ride?

he smiled and eyed her white blouse unbuttoned halfway cut off bluejeans a plaid blanket at her feet Dont mind if I do

Need a hand getting in?

A hand yah Getting in nah

Oooh the noise in her throat This ought to be fun.

A barrel of monkeys

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Dean Martin  The Birds and the Bees  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPqLI8Lf5-8       

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