the telephone rang

it was Robert

Robert called him threefour times a day

like a jilted lover

desperately missing his fat cock

but it really wasnt Robert

it was a robocall

soliciting something or another

AwRobert Ya oughta quit callin I aint buyin inta pressin 1 to be placed on the Do Not Call list or any other key or any lure dey – whoever dey was – thought a soul might select to be alleviated of deir telephone calls

he hadnt a soul

deys was barkinup the wrong tree

the telephone rang

he kept his head downears open

AwRobert  Again

when he finally returned to the room or got up off his chair he erased the message

he had an agenda

                    the same agenda he utilised when unsolicited creditcard applications arrived in his mailbox

he recycled the extraneous paper product

the enclosed application and envelope he returned

NO POSTAGE

NECESSARY

IF MAILED

 IN THE

UNITED STATES

                                                                                                                                                                             unblemished

he figured dey wasted his time so hed sap dem whatever postage cost

he recommended it to his family and friends

he didnt give a fuck if they followed his lead or not

yacan lead asses to water but yacant make em drink

the telephone rang again

it was Robert

he didnt hear his recorded voice

he heard pennies falling on its businesss linoleum tile

1350,  Reggae Friday,  15  5. 20

B J Thomas  Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sySlY1XKlhM