Al-kuh-mee

I know you dig

No  Then what if I say it like this

                                                        all-cum-him-me  then slur it as notes are slurred in music  alkumhimme

Whats your point

Im trying to make something out of what you shared with me

What did I share

About the woman

What woman

When we last worked together

Ah   not to be repetitiveWhat woman

Youre really gonna stand there an ask me What woman about a woman who you mentioned to me four days agoI know youre life is full to burgeoning an stuff has to be shoved out of your skull or your headll explode

                                                                                                                                                           What woman

Can ya think

                       What woman might I be talking about when we last worked together

Oh         That woman

Yes

        That woman

What about her

Al-kuh-mee

You can say alchemy all you want but Im not grasping what you mean

Awright      Ill play

What did you say about said woman

That woman

Yah   That woman

You must remember what you said about That woman

I said something

You did

I know I did

You did

I dont remember what I said

Do you remember what I said about what you said about her

I dontIm tryin to remember

I am

shaking her head slowly side to side then shaking it more and more until she was emphatically shaking her head No

I dont remember what I saidan if I dont remember what I saidan it came out of my mouth     How the fuck do you expect me to remember what you said when it came out of your mouth

                                                                                                      HUH

Thats an unfortunate assessment   In light that I remember what we said

Dontcha think

I  dont  think  I  know  what  you  mean

The alkumhimme-bit tosses yayah

Ya Yah Itdoes

he knitted his brow

she wasnt even gonna try an remember  under his breath How the fuck do you remember how to drive

What did you say

there were no points to be won influence gained panties to be had How the fuck do you remember to drive

Did you just say that to me

Did you just ask me What did you say                                                   

                                                               I did
I did say that to youAn maybe four days from now you might remember I did because these last four days must have been hellacious Youre acting like youve been pithed
 

Pithed

Like frogs in biology class

We didnt have frogs in biology class

Did you take biology in high school

I didnt

Then what we  didnt have frogs in biology class

I meant

             I dont think so

You have friends who took biology in high school

No 

We werent ah  we . .

. . Werent scientifically inclinedYou werent inclined 

 

You can say that

Yeah  Okay   We werent Not my friends

Or yourself

NoWhadaya harping on

Not harping

Just keep things real

Truthful

If were at the front end of a working relationship every relationship IVE had necessitates honesty truth

You wanna gimme a hallelujah girl

Sure Hallelujah

Sounds like it hurt

Calling somebody outA liar

I didnt call you a liar

No

Im sorry

You didnt

I didnt Thank you I accept your sorry

What

Moot pointWere past biology into chemistryYou werent inclined       were you  Because in high school mine you didnt get to chemistry unless you passed biology

I dont know Science wasnt my tack

But what does chemistry have to do with what we were talking about that I havent the slightest clue what we were talking about now

Because it too escaped your head inside four minutes not four days

she glared

Because its truly unmemorable

Recap!

Alkumhimme

Forerunner to chemistry biology scienceCan we agree

YesI remember  Alchemy

Then what preceded caused my alkumhimme starting gun shot now

Something I dont remember

But fortunately

                        you remember how to drive a car negotiate traffic talk on your cell an taptaptaptext without scarcely lookin 

Dont look sheepish please

I dont remember what we talked about four days ago

Because it was unmemorableOr because it was nonsensicalIm given you an out here to clean the slate so we can work together renewedArent I magnanimous

That one word for you I suppose

Attagrrl Sense of humor is requisite

Nothing

What

I said requisite

I heard you

As biology is requisite to chemistry

Youre not trying to make a friend of me

Im trying to work with youFriends have never been requisite for the workplace

Youd agreewouldnt ya

Here an now I would agree

Then weve got a groundwork in placeAn we aint serving one anothers food

WOW

Building on that cause we gotta clock-inAlkumhimme That woman you dont remember You said of her rather asked me of her . .

. . nothing

Im listening No clue

Prepare to have your mind blown

Thats your generations bit

I know

Your generation might stretch credulity to suggest it may have a communal mind to be blown Nevertheless

Pepper an semen

SHIT

An all the lights in the theatre come up at once in startling brillianceJet black shadows shards thrown off in every direction off everyone seated in the audience A jagged orgy of black porcupines

I REMEMBER

Knew you wouldNot unmemorable Huh

All Cum Him Me  Got it

With a dash of pepper Gotta tell yaI still cant imagine what that smells like

Lucky you Punch-in before were late

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