he hadnt been bunged up in awhile
and since it had been awhile it was taking him more than a little time to acclimate himself 
                                                                                                                                                  sleep fell sparingly on him
like ash on a blowy day  hypnagogic reverie relieved itself on his mind and in his eyes  and all it atop sharply timed administrations of Metaxalone  

then there was the pushers  not that they saw themselves that way  who explicitly contended that painkillers were what he needed most   
                            which he steadfast and intensely refused 
he supposed the shabby difference between need and want would always be just that

bunged up   startled by sleep deprivation   he threw on the local television station  Late Night  and its menagerie
of Late Nite Snake Oil Salesmen and women

which piqued him                              

the upside they enjoyed  not that theyd know  was that he didnt watch television per se

there was little On of quality  and so the rare things he ever took in was occasion football and hockey games  

he was unaware or knew little of the hip new shows America watched
its Pop culture wiggling its way through his weeds clandestinely  like an unnoticed snake 

         

its programming had changed dramatically since his last disability

last Nite
a peacock panel was assembled

he could scarcely believe it was On Air 

a gaggle of characters fresh out of Lewiss Alice in Wonderland

in his haze he skrootnahzyed the set they sat on
he worked it over in his mind where the inevitable caterpillar might be hiding   fraught to believe that a caterpillar
would smoke a hookah while sitting yoga style atop a mushroom 

according it all its rights  he saw the smoke rings and heavy blue exhalations  opium tokes
the mushroom  psilocybin

the three sat abreast on an overstuffed pure white linen sectional
                                                            

a frenetic man  his longish black hair oiled and tousled like a street corner pusher  was dressed in a bright red
tight-fitting t-shirt

he brought with him his medicinal affirmer  who preferred to be called D D
she wore a spectacular piercing blue business outfit and topped off her sundae with vintage hornrimmed glasses

                                                                                                                     

the programs moderator apparently wasnt allowed to dress viscerally
he was sober
he wore a black suit that bundled the entire gamut together and was professionally static

the pusher sat stage right   sat a little furthur away from the other two
which marred its equilibrium  but only because he accentuated his clipped speech with emphatic jabs and roundhouses apparently beyond his restrain

D D sat in the middle

 

Its a full count

Here comes the windup
                                                                                                                           

And the pitch 

                        Men!  Are you lacking energy! Unhappy with your lot! Not getting your share!!

Well 
         Im here to guarantee  You  increased energy  an improved mood and sex drive  turning  You  into a cauldron of bubbling potent libido

Im here to help  You  realise Naturally boosted healthy testosterone levels  Improved sexual performance

Improved IrectIle quality
build lean muscle mass
burn fat 

and the whole while 

                                 perhaps sundry or insignificant to other viewers  who he couldnt possibly know even existed
it was early  nearly three on a weekday workday morning

there ran a speedy ticker tape across bottom of the television screen 

 

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration

but when he considered men were rarely ever scared off by the what the FDA did or didnt approve   

particularly in regards to their sexual fulfillment or dicks

it was nearly a heroic advisement

one sensational hook

the three chatted innocuously as if talking over yesterdays news  back and forth and back and forth  legitimate

as if pricing a legal Nevada brothel menu of savory options D D might perform

and perhaps that was her bit on the show

when her name flashed up on the screen under her person she had a Dr. before it

but maybe she only played one on television

CALL NOW!! (the next ten callers will receive substantial special savings)

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE BEST SEX OF YOUR LIFE!!

BUY ANDROZENE!!

ORGASMIC!!  EXPERIENCE THE ULTIMATE HIGH!!

yet all he could think was 

                                           You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink

But if you lead a man to water by his dick  hell want the whole fucking pond for himself

maybe he just needed a little sleep

0323,  Twosday,  26  5. 15

2125,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  27  5. 15