douchebag

The neighborhood he grew up in wasnt the best

it wasnt the worst either

blue-collared  boneheaded

efficient

no nonsense

you could get your face broke looking in the wrong direction

but at least for the most part

that was your choice 

you had choices

and choosing

you were accountable 

but you could also climb up onto the rooftops and see out of it

you could ascend  slip the pawing hands that preferred you didnt for their purposes  not yours

if you wanted

for that he took his learning seriously

even if he wasnt good at it

he figured everyone good

but to be better youd have to dig

he dug hard 

he worked hard

he wasnt cream 

but he wasnt curd either

and if someone thought he wasnt good enough

Fine

that was their thought  not his

he defined himself

and left everyone else to themselves

he was hard to impress

and as long as everyone put their pants on like he did

no one was

out of hand  

better

he understood what a douchebag was

everyone had their definition of a douchebag

and he thought his was defined crystal clear

Then

         he read a quote

the new president was given his presidency

like everything else he was given like everything else he thought he was due

that  as he saw it  was the trouble with entitlement

greed was woven into their fabric

their fabric didnt know otherwise

that was definition of entitlement

thinking you knew what was best for everyone you didnt know

the quote he read furthur enforced it

it  however  did redefine his definition of a douchebag 

though it also slammed his definition of a cunt smackdab against a douchebag 

he was troubled in all by the terms feminization

but he had to admit a prick a cocksucker

fell woefully short of a cunt or douchebag

 

he would forever apologise to women

beg  on his knees  their forbearance for his abruptness

Suskind published the quote

                                               The aide said that guys like me were "in what we call the reality-based community,"

which he defined as people who "believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality." . . . "That's not the way the world really works anymore," . . . "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our

own reality. And while you're studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors…and you, all of you,

will be left to just study what we do."

Douchebag

Historys actors

Cunts 

they couldnt act their way out of a paperbag

he wanted to throw a pair of pants at them and tell em   Get into em

they were used to people giving them things

Careful  Its got a zipper in it  Dont snag your balls

Oh wait!  You havent any

they didnt

what they did have was money

they mistook their money for balls

their History was an old history

greasing palms

he wished just once theyd try to grease his 

he had the box to put their cut off hands into  still gripping cash

because you know they wouldnt let go of that unless they got what they wanted

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