14.12.22


Egg ooze blue lava 
                    I like where this was goin 
Wharsit goin

Wha tryin to be a naysayer 

   Nay
Smart ass 

Learnin from the best   

Ana smart ass who shines knobs too  oughtabe workin for some dandy Republican wastin your talents here

   Im bonded

Fiscally
No
    Bonded to you

Ah  I see holdin my feet to the fire

In a sense
Fair
      I was thinking I like where this is goin because theyd compete with cellar door

Man yareally got a hard on for tha
I do
     Tolkien was out of his mind Antha his phonaesthetic phanatics have allowed it to persistfester all these years frosts my fanny

Persists festers frosts your fanny

Like your alliteration

Thank you Actually yours Im learnin from the best

Not by a long shot

I woudnt knownow woud I  Yare all I got   Im a captive audience

Not necessarily captive You and yours found me like sifting powder sugar finds beignets chiacchiere bugie or strudel

Youah suggesting yare sweet

No Appealed to me visually an explanation

Funny guy

Ill remind you naysayer

Appleacorn whaever doesnt fall far from the tree

Ill take tha as a compliment

Now yatryin to shine my knob

Not on our lives

   Good Then neither of us will be working for the Republican party anytime soon

Nope Independent  Dog off leash urbanly speaking

Not urbanely

Thall be a cold day in Hell

Just makin sure Woud hate to have to flee to dust some other pastry  puff

   Puff Now yare gettin ridiculous

1234,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  14  12. 22

wakey wakey, fresh eggs and bakey

azure rolled him out of bed this moorning originally a misspellingbut he liked it  morning is a mooring a fresh tether on the day 
     the rollingroiling azure was pushed on by adz which informed his waking mind ad z add z azzure which was bitchslappedhard chick wouldve knocked his head off if he didnt cover up bring his elbows up keep his fists to either side of his jaw she could work his ribs  azzures zzs spun oneeighty sss azzure became assure
                                                                                                      his moorning assured 
dictates followed 
Make your bed
Clean the catboxes 
Wash your hands an face
Make coffee 
Feed the cats 
Feed the outside cats 
Decide dinner while washing their dishes 

   Wriote 
            whaever comes to mind 
cool blue
cerulean 
Herculean
         not necessarilynot when things run like out of him like he was a broken egg ooze
blue lava 
islandforming

I land formed

Id

Ego 
      Moored

1120,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  14  12. 22
Nadja  Thaumogensis  inadvertently create a being as a by product of casting a spell  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2PApYd5p8 

theres cunts  then theres pieces of shit 
                                        then   then theres shitspatter on the porcelain that he called shitKacsmaryked
forgivehim it is a mouthfulYET utterly appropriate describing the judge and his misfortunate mind 
                                                                                                       seeking to deny among other things birth control in the 21st Century verges on ifnot warped intellectual processes  but a mind and sober consideration bereft of humanity  say  Judge Aileen Cannons soulmate   let him guess shitKacsmaryk has lifetime tenure HE DOES  frankly it wasnt a guess

Kacsmaryk is party to The Federalist Society clown car complete with red polkadot unrolling party horns and hysterically braying Heehaw Heehaw Hehaw                              

1700,  Twosday,  13  12. 22
1101,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  14  12. 22

13.12.22


he thought it a classic insult 

What are you talking about?
                                 apparentlynot  a Midwest thing 
Wha I said

I didn’t followsay again.

Whas to follow  Really


                                  all began with knuckleheadhard-of-hearingsevidently Mohs remark
You spell that m-o-a-n-h-s was playing with him   
No . no. 
          It’s spelled m-o-h-s. doesnt know when hes being played

he knew Wha of it

It’s a scale of hardness.

Lemme guess   On a scale of ten

Yes.

   Whereya on tha scale

Where?
         What?

before his eyes glazedturned into mirrorshades Comonget in the game  Where yalie on Moanhs scale

How do you mean? It’s measure regards minerals.

Im almost a diamond

A diamond? perplexedbeing played

Since aint nothing perfect Im nearly a hard ten his eyes bug No idiot not ten inches if I had a ten inch cock I woudnt wear pants Id be like a chick who saved an saved for a boob jobshow those puppies off

   Oh.

Soo fuckin anticlimaxtic well get to tha 
                                        Since yave no opinion lets let you get to pen an paper handed him both I know yare itching to graph Beauty versus Women obviously Beauty one through ten on the x-axis

he took the pen and paper Quiet would ya . quit talking, I don’t need you cajoling meI’m on it.
   yes  Beauty on X one through ten unnumbered Women on Y drew the classic Bell Curve  rounded apex at 5 according to Beauty 
                     So taking into account standard deviation . . 
. . Fifteen 
Yes.
I don think we need standard deviation  yave scaled Beauty one through ten he continued drawing as he talked  Are you listening to me

I concede. 
            inside the bell curve he wrote sixtyeightpercent used five as the mean included SD standard deviationdespite his concession as a lock thirtyfourpercent of women fell short of a five and thirtyfourpercent exceeded it he also took the bell line to nothingZERO at one and ten

pointing at either end of the curve Thas ridiculous I disagree  Zero women at one and ten . .
. . It’s got to end somewhere.

So whas a zeroone a zeroten

You said nothing’s perfect.

   Ive an idea

Of course you do.
Dead women
his head popped upback asif he got a whiff of ammonia or a longdead woman 
                                                                            Ah . . what?
Rather fuck a dead ten or a dead one Im fuckin the dead ten
 
Jesus. 
Im not fuckin dead Jesus all for you


   the classic insult evidently from the Midwest knuckleheadhard-of-hearing was raised in California  I woudnt fuck her with your dick

combined 1436 & 1519,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  20  7. 22
1218,  Twosday,  13  12. 22
Mothers of Invention  Dinah-Moe Humm  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDYExmWHlgw

lotsa dead Americans

from The Daily 202 published by The Washington Post

   “The Center for Disease Control and Prevention cannot track overdose deaths in real-time. Its published data is one year behind. CDC’s provisional tally for 2021 set the overall number of drug overdoses at 107,622, two-thirds of those from fentanyl.

   “From 2019 to 2021, fatal overdoses surged 94 percent, and an estimated 196 Americans are now dying each day from the drug.”

on the heels of that news we have Republicans blustering that theyve scrapped the Covid-19 vaccine mandate for members of the U.S. military from the National Defence Authorisation Act (NDAA) for 2023 
                                                                                               which comes on the heels of Trumpvirus deaths at 1,109,983 1,075 deaths a day since 11February 2020though gratefullybecause of the vaccination – has fallen to an average 207 deaths a day this past week 
                                                                            Republicans pounded their chests like apes
 
in particular California House Representative Kevin McCarthy

0942,  Twosday,  13  12. 22

12.12.22


doldrums  defined: a state or period of inactivity, stagnation, or depression 
                                                                          hed exposit  dull drums
not rimshots or sharpsnares  rather the morose steadybeatTHUMP of bass drums 
                                                                                      relentless 
sun snatched from the sky 
                             muted coloursdesperate clingingwebs  feral black and white

it is easy to submitbecome depressed if one isnt tossedin the tumult of a work day

   tick tick tick he heard  an antique clock a beloved uncle insisted he have when he died  may sound to others like revolver hammers pulled reluctantlyback or caps of Child-proof medication stubbornlyturned to overdose
                                                                                                               dark days 
seemingly no recourse seemingly unsubmitting 
                                                 theyre unable to see beyond themthrough Winter  into Springs green an growth despite its yearly revival
   Hope 
          pruned incorrectlybuds negated by trembling fingers hands  preoccupiedminds
approaching winter
If it now, when?  
                   21DecemberNO It’s not winter yet!
theyre despondent

he remarked  A day at a time

theyre consumedrather burn timeexperience and be on the other side 20March 
                                                                                    asif it were a vow 
when too many vows have failed

too many taken in bright warm afternoon suns 
                                                  in youthful inexperience 
haphazard
without introspection 
                        without obligation
 
it would feel like winter nowfeel like winter in their bones

   try as he may he couldnt summons compassion 
                                                      had known too many defeats  heartaches   defects

he left sympathy to those who had the capacity to look elsewhere  turn a blind eyeturn their cheek


   A day at a time
                     See ya on the flipside or not

he wasnt a moralist
                     a coldblooded realist scarred by a wickedstreak of idealism colouredenthusiastically outside the lines 


So you cheer for the underdog?

   Unrepentantly I do

1451,  Monday,  12  12. 22
Iron Butterfly  Most Everything You Want  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QZdITJX6I0  

he didnt think hed see a Republican in name only try to out-cunt the former

but it took an actual cunt to out-cunt him 
                                            angiven its only her second term in the House
a Greene cunt is apropos
she shouldnt be in Congress

serves only herself so she thinks   

Georgias 14th District ought to be embarrassed

1233,  Monday,  12  12. 22

Rep Greene touting fake comedic sarcasm  Republicans rely on itgranting themselves a chuckle while saying theyve recanted their remarks   Democrats cant seem to take a joke was stripped of her two House committee assignments early 2021 due to her mouth regarding Jan6

she hasnt achieved a damn thing for her constituents 
                                                        unless ofcourse shes claimed responsibility for money Democrats passed without Republican votes 

seems the only thing shes managed to do in 2 years since elected is to be sued for divorce

1814,  Monday,  12  12. 22

 
   Gobekli Tepe 
                Yah he needed a memory technique to recall what it was as on every occasion when he crossed it hed think to himself I know what it is   Wha is it 
                                                   at long last 
Tepee 
      asin pitch a tepee a tent have an erection

the erection sequesdirects him
                                 Gobekli Tepe arguably a templefirst temple ever depicted on a pillar among animals is a headless man with an erect penis

Tepee will also triggerinform discussions he could have with himself regarding the man   How does a headless man keep an erection   Obviously massive blood loss  his Mariachi vouchsafed his notion was ridiculous answering shehe heshe believed the carving captured a moment in time  perhaps an executionperhaps since purported a temple a human sacrifice 
          Thas a leap
No

Okay Explain  I might be thick

In a word priapism
OhOuch 
Tell us about it

   Yah manohman but please your explanation
Certnee
Comon
         No Curly Three Stooges impersonation

I thought it was good                                         

I didnt say it wasnt Im curious for your explanation     

Its drollwanted to Curly to pick it up

Droll Try me

   It depicts the immediate post-mortem erection or priapism that occurs in victims of hangings or beheadings as a result of massive trauma to the spinal cord

Victims   Criminals Criminals Victims

Open to interpretation  No heshe shehe giggled hard evidence

his turn Certnee 

   a memory technique   wouldnt have to wrestle with it again

0912,  Thursday,  8  9. 22
1208 (too bad it wasn’t 4 minutes later),  Monday,  12  12. 22

11.12.22

he say name it

yah he did

diet was high in fiber 
                     thought meals would pass headlong through him and out the other end 
                                                                                                  C’est la vie

shy cat was sleeping on his lap her timing impeccable 

when he sat down before the computer to dig in cup of fresh black coffee  hed scoop her up an set her on his lapNAWH
wasnt having it  shed bound off 
                                       later shed hop up on his lap and fall asleep

his coffee coldnearly finished his bowels rapped Time brother 
                                                                 Excuse me babe Nature calls  afterwards refreshing my coffee
she wasnt pleased 
Ought to hang with me at the getgo this is on you

   high fiber
             sometimes forwhaeverreason it decided not to roll  instead glommed
this morning 
uncomfortable 
                   good thing he kept books on a stool in reach 
wasnt going to be pleasant

   true to form it wasnt 
he even cramped   cramped while tryin to crap    Awcomon

was like giving birthCHRIST 
                               
                                      FIaNALLY 
   had to admit

he was tempted to name it 
234 preferred,  Sunday,  11  12. 22
1024,  Sunday
Oblique Occasions  0:00 minute-mark  He Say  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q52TVZfJ0k8 
I had no idea  Bristol . . You  https://www.continence.org.au/bristol-stool-chart


they met at the grocery store

she worked there 

hed dated more than one cashier

it was destiny he was to date another

Sounds like a line to me her head tilting It’s worked for you before?

he chuckled
              Yare funny When you get to know me better youll understand I woudnt use a line  Im not one to fish

she thought 
             he could see it in her Mexican brown eyesonly her eyes she wore a black mask 
                                                                                                 he did too 
she wasnt wearing a ring

briefly he read her nametag bottom angling forward busty
                                                               Esmeralda he said meeting her eyes My names Joe
I don fish
he wondered if she knew cocksure  he wasnt

he was confident

thought complete
                   her eyes crinkledshe smiled It’s nice to meet you, Joe.

he would have shaked her handcould hear his mother Shook he liked shaked as when he swore she scolded him You know better, you had a good upbringing, education, your father and I . . .  she was right  but there was an acrylic panel between them  there because ignorant peoplethoughtless people shopped there too many old enough to have contracted polio but for their parents who thought better of community 
                                                      Woud you like to go out with me  

handing him the receipt I’m working . . could I think about it?  

he torn the extraneous portion off REWARDS AVAILABLE  POINTS EARNED TODAY  at the bottom of it he wrote his telephone number 
                    handing it to her If youd like Id like if you did      
her eyes crinkled again 
he was certain his did


they met for coffee twice drinks once a movie plain popcorn not buttered dinner once  more frequently they met to walk and talk during her breaks at work 



they ran in the rain from his car through the parking lot to the staircase to her second floor apartment 
                                                                                                           Nooo dammit! 
she forgot to take her keys from her purse while in the car 
he laughed
NO. This isn’t funny we’re getting wet . .
. . Rainwater rinse As a kid good for our hair
                                               bursting into her placeYou’ll have to tell me that story but first let me get us some towels.

Here give me your purse jacket Ill hold them so you don drip everywhere

she did then kicked off her shoes pranced into the livingroom disappeared right into the hall 

cupboard doors opened yankedtussled towels laughter padding of naked feet 
                                                                                    rounding the corner she had one over her headanother on her shouldertossed him a third catching it her purse almost came off his shoulder  she continued to himstood beside him on the tiled foyer That better?

Yes thank you  Your towels smell amazing

OH . thank you. she saidpeeking out from under a towel as she dried her hair a chore  thick black hair to the middle of her back
         Do you need another towel?she started stepping away 
No  Plenty   Im good

out from the folds of plumcoloured fabric wild mussedtossed hair she smiled wide eyes crinklingkilling him with her dimples when they first met he thought she might  unmasked she did 
                                                                    I have to get out of these clothes. I have a robe I think will fit youlet me get it then I can take your clothes, dry them.          

Now yare thinkin  he smiled
she followed 
              You'll have to forgive me, I was engrossed with our conversation in the car. 
You were talking 
Would you stop? failed at acting perturbed You’re a tease.
Anyare my muse I cant help me his mother a tease herself said Myself

humoured Esmeralda shook her head In my defense . . you distracted me.

There you have it serving my purpose

she shook her head vigorouslysmiling I’ll get the robe. Then while we change, when you’re finished, you can pour us whiskyin the kitchen he knew neat to warm us up.

Sounds like a plan 



he undressed the robe fit left his clothingroughly folded on top the towel on the tile eventually found the whisky poured two glasses then went up the hallway to her bedroom at the end

he thought she would have heard him fumbling around in the kitchen opening cabinets finding glasses finding whisky 
evidently not 
              making the bedroom threshold a glass in either hand she gaspedquickly snatched a robe off the foot of the bed held it up in front of herself 
                                     her hair curled at her throatlaid lazy on her shoulders

he tried not to smile wasnt in him Excuse meI apologise Thought Id given you timetha youd heard me

shaking her head no a hand came up to her mouth 
                                                     then her spine went erect then standing tall she tossed her head backshook her mane 
her expression was priceless  
her voice more priceless
                          The mirror’s behind me, yes?

   a freestanding mirror body length

Yes

You can see me?

   Yes

      Beautiful backyour ass is fantastic  Ass setsdefinitely assets

she didnt movedidnt blush

he set her whisky on a low bookshelf beside the door 
                                                         Ill leave this here See you again  in a bit

returning to the livingroom sipping whisky remembering that they were joking about the black masks they wore when they met how much he was enthralled by her Mexican brown eyes but but tha  he was dying to see her wearing a black blindfold for a counterpoint

0050,  Sunday,  11  12. 22
1250,  Sunday