some people think its their first cup of coffee in the morning that brings them into their day 

                                                                                             hed disagree

frost on the plants outside an unheated bathroom aint nothing like a cold toilet seat to bring one around

0914,  ReggaeFriday, 10  12. 21

1612,  Saturday,  exception 12-11-21

 

he looked a little crestfallen

Whas goin on Mick

I . ah . so I grabbed Brendas ass like you said . as you said when you declined to go to the theater with us, grab a bit to eat afterwards.

Ya Absolutely not appreciate the ask though

                                              Gucci Gucci goo Absolutely notcouldnt give a shit about fashion Not an artform I enjoy

Artform?

Sure I understand itthe fabric Im appalled by brandingappalled by a fortyfivehundred dollar handbag

                                                                                                             More impressed by a coinpurse made from a bulls scrotum

Jesus.

No Jesus there is such a thing

                                 So wha happened at Gucci Gucci goo I told you to give her a goose for me

I wasnt going to goose her . . 

. . Far more interesting than grabbing ass

                                           A relationship either is or isnt rises or falls with a goose

Well, she was none too happy with me.

Yatold her it was my idea don kill the messenger

I told her it was from you.

                          Maybe I pinched her too hard.

Youve seen Brenda doubledigits nowyah

Easy.

Wha she screwing her face up about Shit or get off the pot

                                                              Havent you broached where your relationship is going going  Platonic   Sexual

Oh heavens no!

Heavens  Doubledigits in an yet not one digit in

Jesus man, gotta be so coarse?

Get real

          So shes wearing a puss after you grabbed her ass Whadid ya do  say

I didn’t say anything.

You threw yourself on her mercy

                                      Weak

Weak? You’d have something to say?

Are ya fuckin kiddin meya always have a comeback

What would you have said?

Easy

      But what would you say now that youve had twentyfour hours to digest the scenariobecause you had dinner after the movie  Anya picked up the tab too yah

I picked up the tab.

Yes

      Twentyfour hours later Whadaya got 

Honestly?

              Nothing.

JesusChrist

So . . you said easy . what would you have said?

Immediately Id have said Hey aint like Im asking you for a hand job

                                                                       Anif I wanted to be coarsesince you were so offended Idve said Aint like Im asking you for a blow job

                                                                At some point yawanna kick the can down the roadyah

Kick the can down the road?

he began singing a lousy rendition of Olivia Newton-John Lets get physical physical   Yah

Eventually.  Yes.

Eventually

               Man really earning those monk stripes of yours

1430,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  12. 21

1302,  Saturday,  exception 12-11-21

Olivia Newton-John  Physical  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA

 

once Harry caught wind of it he held by its shorthairscouldnt help himself he yammered at least once whenever they met and often several times if they wound through gatherings among tippling pairs trios and clutches 

it hadnt occurred him that itd be a bitch accompanying Harry

                                                                he toutedintroduced him as his wingman he had a weakbut metastisising concept what that was called him Guse some character from a Cruise film and for his appointment he heard all Harrys lines ad nauseam

 

Don’t let the old man in.

Wha

A Toby Keith song.

Whos that

Toby Keith.

You’re not impressed.

Im not itd be unlike me to pay attention to anyone named Tobysmacks of inbreeding or unimaginative parents like they were naming a pet not a child

                                But be that as it may lets get to the crux of your revelationyour monotonous   refrain

Don’t let the old man in?

Crushed it

           Why the predilectiondo you think yare going to forget itbit like In God We Trust old man is likely stamped on your brain like a coin

                       Its approaching a mantra

It’s true though.

So be it

         Give it a restgetting old  anya wouldnt want that now woudya

You’re not funny.

Im not trying to be

                    Canya remember the last thingthe last story you related to me before ya invited me to a dog a Great Danes birthday partywhich I got to say is extraordinary unto itself Also given you know I am not fond of dogs an have cats

      Tryin to get me killed because of my scent

No.

No  Yawerent tryin to get me killed or no ya don recall

No.   I don't recall.

Better find your old man an shake him down

What was the story?

Your story

           Almost got knocked ass over teakettle when the Dane slammed into your legs as you were pouring champagne into flutes

Ohyeah!

There you go

Yes, I recall. What of it?

You said ya felt like an old man when ya staggered backwardsgrabbing the kitchen tablestopping yourself from falling However in your head you saw yourself stumble like playing cards shuffled staccato stopmotion stumbling like an old man devoid of a young mans agility 

I recall.

Then you also recall you said that you nearly fell over like an old man Out loud

Yes I did.

For someone whos preaching Don let the old man in why woudya make that admission Its like sending up a flare against a black night declaring yare an old man

                                                    I dare say the women you were pouring champagne for didnt see whaya imagined in your head Did they say ya almost went over like an old man or did they marvel that ya didnt spill a drop which you insist yadid not

I did not. 

          I don’t know what they saw; they didn’t comment on my staggerin . .

. . Staggered by a Great Dane running into you

                                                 Who wouldnt have been You either are or arent but crying old man out loudcatching its echo off the canyon isnt helping your cause

                                                               Ya either are or arent

Harry stood there looking at him mute

One other thing Ill say

                       A young man wouldnt attend a birthday party for a Great Dane I don care how fuckin attractive its owner is

1504,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  12. 21

1141,  Saturday,  making an exception 12-11-21 too much fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc5AWImplfE

 

So, are you interested coming along on Sunday?

Nah Mack  Im disinclined

No.  Out of hand, no?

Yes

You’ll know everyone there.

Whas that

           Knowing notknowing is neither here nor there You seem to have a mindcreep that Im antisocial . .

. . You don’t often go out.

I go out on my terms I can be social or not an frankly given our recent conversation you may prefer to not run the risk Id air it

That would be inappropriate.

How so

        Your sisters know we meet weeklyhave coffee and they have always expressed interest in our nonsense rows our tete a tetes politics history science an culture Since it was a point of such contention it might arise in one corner or another

My family does not engage in such discussions.

Ah so you speak for your familyyour sistersthey havent minds of their own

We do not talk of such things.

We You and they Are you implying that I am precluded from discussing anything I may choose

                                                                                                   Theyre not dull or petty fraus Theyve been afforded college educationswere able to enjoy them during a time when college wasnt necessarily an endgame for young women of family and means Plums ripe for plucking by vetted suitors

he rolled his eyes

                 Donroll your eyes This country is inhabitedhas been inculcated with a requisite perhaps stringent class structure  Your stalwart friendships were aligned while you were young You have been ensconced an protected despite what you may otherwise have fashioned in your head

I disagree.

I have no doubt

                 Youve dabbled in certain psychological sociological tests then also have disagreed with your results  Because you did not like the outcomes.

Those kinds of test are skewed.

If you didnt answer accurately Yes  You skewed them

                                                          But were getting off topic you said you wouldnt bring our conversation up with your family because your family isnt my family that my family would discuss it  we have no taboos So try an imagine if I were to get into your familys midstya know me likely Id blow the shutters off the doors an windows Cant play stupid with me

As I have said, that’d be inappropriate; we have never discussed anything of its kind.

Then bouttime

               Simple question

the question was if a heterosexual man indulged and received a blow job from another man he was not heterosexual

they vehemently disagreed

1520ish,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  12. 21

1139,  ReggaeFriday,  10  12. 21

ICE

it looked odd

             although no one questioned ithe wasnt one to take questions

beside his bedroom window he kept a rope and noose anchored by a cleat to the wall

In Case of Emergency hed hang himself

couldnt say he didnt have a strategy

1856,  ReggaeFriday,  3  12. 21

1303,  ReggaeFriday,  10  12. 21

 

A marriage sheet? What the hell is that?

                                         his limited patience was running out this guy was always coming up with something arcanebizarre  like picking at scabs for him he had light skinwas Nordic  hed scar

                                                                                                   WHAT is that?

Excuse me all to hell I was taking a breath

                                             Ya didnt follow it being a sheet with a slit cut in it at the right place I named it a marriage sheet to name it I could see in your puss I was losing you

Why would a hole be cut in a sheet? It defeats the purpose of the sheet, it’s ruined. I thought you were talking about, you know, that board, you know, that has a hole cut in it.

A board

Yeah.  You know, you told me about it.

OhJesus he wagged his head Not a board a partition a partition between toiletscreating stalls

                                                                                                 made him feel like a balloon deflating  A gloryhole

Yes! That’s it!

Don get too enthused or superior

                                 Why would you put plywood on top a woman in bed

You said a hole. I was thinking that thingwhat did you call it?  Hole.

Glory

That’s it, glory hole.

If I was stoned this conversation would make more sense

                                                            A marriage sheet  the hole in it  is meant to deny the sexual aspect of the sex act to get pregnant  its meant to denymask the physical pleasure usually associated with intercourse  I wish I was stoned A gloryhole lends to blowjobs between men

Men?  You mean homosexuals.

That would be a leap

How is that a leap?

Might be someone trying to make ends meet and then other wanting his cock sucked It is anonymous

I think you’re full of shit.

But you have to acknowledge it is plausible

I don’t think so.

An thats you 

              How very fortunate youve been

1430,  Saturday,  4  12. 21

1316,  Thursday,  9  12. 21

Saâda Bonaire  Invitation  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKM5Cz0YsX0

 

he had to give Google credit

                             somewhere in its goopydrooly hierarchy existed a sense of humour

rather than explaining itrather than busting someones cherry hed let them decide for themselves if this was their time

he wasnt keen on virgins

                         they didnt have a clue what they were doing

Google askew

                      fun tickled him

123 or less preferred 1323,  Sunday,  5  12. 21

1530,  Thursday,  9  12. 21

   Colour Me Observant

 

Hey Ask meya gotta ask me

                               they had taken five milligrams of blueberry Blue Dreams edibles halfhour earlier he naturally had a jump on the game   wasnt tethered tootightly to reality

                                                                            Yagonna ask me

Jesus he sighed his high hadnt come on he felt he always arrived late when he nibbled with his bro-law

                                                                                                             Ask you what?

Whos behind the QAnon chuckleheads in Dallas Dealey Plaza gathered for John Juniors return from the dead – not reallyhes been hiding out – to sit beside the hand of Former who would be returned to the presidency Its been twice now November Second then again November Twentysecond

                                                              November TwentysecondJesus  ignorant pieces of shit  Theyre hanging on the coattails of Harold Campingya remember that kook evangelist he declared the world would end Rapture May Twentyfirst Twothousandeleven later it had been reported he had a ton of dough in the bank on the Twentyfirst which makes no senseyad think hed go all in he doubleddown an error in his calculations the world actually would end later that year October Twentyfirst Couple years later he croaked on his own personal Rapture date

So

There’s a lot there.

Not if you were paying attention Whos behind QAnon in Dallas twice  Remember Campings twotime Rapture

                                                                                                                    Yasee a parallel

Okay, okay . .

. . Not reallyno Yave got me doin it twice  Fuuck  like Im no better than these clowns  Whos behind QAnon

Who’s behind QAnon?I don’t know.  Who’s behind QAnon?

he giggled gleefully it was killing him

                                         SATAN  he didnt have a religious bone in his body he howled

1430,  Saturday,  4  12. 21

1226,  Thursday,  9  12. 21

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/qanon-kennedy-jfk-jr-dealey-plaza-dallas-1251929/ 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/qanon-jfk-jr-conspiracy-theorist-convention-dallas-dealey-plaza-1261278/ 

https://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/18/us/harold-camping-radio-entrepreneur-who-predicted-worlds-end-dies-at-92.html

 

Dodger blue panties

Do you have to call her that?

Shes a Dodger fan The Dodgers colour is blue She wears panties

She has a name.

You use her nameI don know her an I prefer her pretty nickname You can tell her I said so since you cant stop yourself from bring me up in conversation

                                   Man if I was spending time with a woman youd be the last person Id mention focus focus  Im negligible in regards to your relationwannabe relationship with her

                                                                                  Focus

I am . .

. . Yare not

            If you were focused youd examine your dealbreaker list again perhaps alter it

My dealbreaker list? You’re the one with a list that grows ever longer whenever we talk . . whatwas the last one you pulled out of your hip pocket . . it was fucking absurd.

Absurd

You heard me.

Ill have to think about it I cant count on you to remember  You idly point fingers an walk away

                                                                                                    However Dodger blue panties is on your list Religion Tell me how you can open a lane for someone who is religious when you declare yare agnostic an wha crap is that covering your ass in casehedging your bet

                                                                            Wha allows you to usurp it is that shes attractive but beauty is only skin deep man only skin deep

You’ve seen her pictur . .

. . I have attractive religious   Definitely not my cup of tea

                                                              Ya gettin religion

Don’t be ridiculous.

Ridiculous Me  Nah

                       Ya got a date with her coming up at her house

I do.

Then fine

           Lets put a fine point on her religion

A fine point on her religion?

Yah Feel yacoud be a sleuth because I know you wouldnt ask outright

A sleuth?

Yes Lets call it a more severe vetting because your vetting lacks alacrity it is not muscular

                                                                                               If I walked by yours Id kick sand in its face

Jesus.

You said it

            But lets bring you back around before you forget the fine point

I haven’t forgotten.

No although you may have if I harangued a while longer about kicking sand in your vettings face

You’re ridiculous.

Twice now youve called be ridiculous Pot calling the kettle blackthis is my idea When you visit ask to use the bathroom an slip into her bedroom Take the coverlet at the foot and gently lift it to look at the flat sheet on the bed then return it straighten it out like ya never touched it

I would do that, why?

Look for the slit or hole in the sheet

A slit or a hole?

Yah Dodger blue panties might be inclined to procreate with you but not have sex for sexs sake

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Humour me If its there then we can talk

                                            Otherwise I am being ridiculous hahah

219 or 1419,  Saturday,  4  12. 21

1039,  Thursday,  9  12. 21

Like Water for Chocolate: “Readers learn that Rosaura has a marriage sheet (basically an embroidered silk sheet with a hole in it in just the right place) . .” https://grabthelapels.com/2018/06/18/like-water-for-chocolate/

 

they had coffee togetherleast once a week surprisingly  been better than two years

since it began during the Formers extensive Executive Time 60% of his daily schedule unstructured as is his mind which enabled him thousands of mawkish tweets an inane babbler dabbling in things he hadnt the capacity to understand or know an occupant of a realm cartoon characters enjoyed 

                                                             BE THAT AS IT WAS 

                                                                                     since they were having coffee they named it a putsch

but all putsches come to an end

                                  they waved buhbye with middle fingers extended on both hands

now what 

klatch surfaced briefly

                       lasted a meeting

AH Whadaya think

                     Kibitz

Kibitz? That’s goodJewish isn’t it?

Yawanna hang German Kiebitz k-i-e-b-i-t-z Often theres little difference between German and Jewish they both have words for everything you wouldnt think there was a word for

For example?

Ya kill me I gotta remind you again

                                     Trepverter Yiddish stepwords . .

. . Oh yeah yeah, what you should have said is that it doesn’t occur to you . .

. . You . .

. . Until you reach the bottom of the stairs . .

. .Atta boy it doesnt fail to occur to me Im happy to see someones keeping the attic light lit Originally coined by Diderot French l’esprit de l’escalier staircase wit an curiously also German treppenwitz

                                                                                     I think were cool with kibitz Toss a yamaka on the backs of our heads or if you rather a yarmulke kippa skull cap people will think were Jews casually taking coffee in this gentile town  but then ofcourse Id go nuts a couple of Jews casually taking coffee in this genital town . .

. . hastily looking roundlooking to see if anyone heard like drugaddled paranoiac I think we’re good with kibitz. Kibitz.

no  he wasnt satisfied putsch single syllable kibitz two syllables they were supposed to be growing

                                                                                                             Kibitz is fine but whayada say to meshegana or perhaps shmegegge  insanity silliness craziness the latter baloney hot air nonsense not to be confused with smegma the milkywhite substance found under the foreskin analso found between the labia and clitoral hood Schmeckle Yiddish penis not an option

JesusChrist, no no no. Kibitz.

                              Can't we leave wellenough alone?

We could

          But Im a questingkindaguy Kibitz aint the final word  Open your mind

Open my mind?

                 Gotta say my concern is if I open it youll treat it like garbage trench, hurl all sorts of things into it that perhaps I haven’t the capacity not to retain . . reason why someone might beg a frontal lobotomy to aid them to forget.

Well restassured Im not resting  Well get it right   Eventually

                                                                  So many rhetorical questions so little time

1707,  ReggaeFriday,  3  12. 21

456 or less preferred 1656,  Twosday,  7  12. 21

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/29/trump-daily-schedule-executive-time-944996 

Kokoroko  Abusey Junction  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSv04ylc6To 

Saâda Bonaire  You Could Be More As You Are  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkqu_P2I2os

 

he had an idea

               So Bannon he wants the center ringright

Bannon? Christ yes. He likes forcing his way, like Stone, become the center of attraction.

Took the word right out of my mouth  Attraction

                                                   I felt bad when I learned thistook my breath away  I hadnt conceived of it But on reflection were I were able to drop Bannon into it I wouldnt feel bad at all  Hes deserving His project is to deconstruct government by whatever means necessary as longIm sure hes not on the front lines his cowardice is as longwinded as he

                    Therefore Id drop his fat ass as the first exhibitamong many  in a Völkerschauen. .

. . Volker, people, folks.

Look at youyes Go on

Schauen?

Run with it Take the context I provided dropping Bannon in its midst

Show?

Makes sensehuh  Actually look but taken together Völkerschauen means human zoo  As I said at first I was appalled Then as I was thinking it through it made sense Likely the first human zoo I saw was in Nineteensixtyeight Planet of the Apes

         Anthen it occurred to me on carnival midways barkers tout freak shows a funhouse is no more than a reflective freak show us as its freaks in mirrors distorted we laugh because we can step away

How did you learn Völkerschauen?

Like so many things I read it

                               I read about Jacob Ndumbe from Cameroon who moved to Germany to participate be an exhibit in a human zoo its context was overtly racist stereotypical

                                                                      I have sympathy for Mr Ndumbe I have no sympathy empathy for Bannon he began singing Theres a place for us somewhere a place for us . . . Funnyhuh

1054,  Saturday,  4  12. 21

1212,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  12. 21

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/berlin-memorials-honor-black-holocaust-victims-180979156/

West Side Story  Somewhere  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtwIFrtZ7ww

 

folding clothes

weeping

she might have a sense of humour over his mindfulness

they teased each other about it often

she had mindfulness apps on her smartphone  they alerted her threefour times a day

Really sweetheart

Really, Dad, I know you know I’m busy, torn in more directions than . .

. . Drawn and quartered

                         Pleaseplease take time for yourself love

Thank you, when it presents, Dad, when it presents.

she had a client in Santa Barbara

it was halfway between them

when she arranged Quarterlies she called him weeks in advance so they could meet

Im there

it was hard to let go of her when they met

she didnt let go either

they stood minutes on a parkway holding each other tightly

                                                             his little girl all grown up   too fast

which he knew she would

she died

she sends hawks to say hello to cry I love you

a hawk cried as he was folding clothes 

1134,  Twosday,  7  12. 21  “A day that will live in infamy”  he had 2 Dec7s