he looked a little crestfallen

Whas goin on Mick

I . ah . so I grabbed Brendas ass like you said . as you said when you declined to go to the theater with us, grab a bit to eat afterwards.

Ya Absolutely not appreciate the ask though

                                              Gucci Gucci goo Absolutely notcouldnt give a shit about fashion Not an artform I enjoy

Artform?

Sure I understand itthe fabric Im appalled by brandingappalled by a fortyfivehundred dollar handbag

                                                                                                             More impressed by a coinpurse made from a bulls scrotum

Jesus.

No Jesus there is such a thing

                                 So wha happened at Gucci Gucci goo I told you to give her a goose for me

I wasnt going to goose her . . 

. . Far more interesting than grabbing ass

                                           A relationship either is or isnt rises or falls with a goose

Well, she was none too happy with me.

Yatold her it was my idea don kill the messenger

I told her it was from you.

                          Maybe I pinched her too hard.

Youve seen Brenda doubledigits nowyah

Easy.

Wha she screwing her face up about Shit or get off the pot

                                                              Havent you broached where your relationship is going going  Platonic   Sexual

Oh heavens no!

Heavens  Doubledigits in an yet not one digit in

Jesus man, gotta be so coarse?

Get real

          So shes wearing a puss after you grabbed her ass Whadid ya do  say

I didn’t say anything.

You threw yourself on her mercy

                                      Weak

Weak? You’d have something to say?

Are ya fuckin kiddin meya always have a comeback

What would you have said?

Easy

      But what would you say now that youve had twentyfour hours to digest the scenariobecause you had dinner after the movie  Anya picked up the tab too yah

I picked up the tab.

Yes

      Twentyfour hours later Whadaya got 

Honestly?

              Nothing.

JesusChrist

So . . you said easy . what would you have said?

Immediately Id have said Hey aint like Im asking you for a hand job

                                                                       Anif I wanted to be coarsesince you were so offended Idve said Aint like Im asking you for a blow job

                                                                At some point yawanna kick the can down the roadyah

Kick the can down the road?

he began singing a lousy rendition of Olivia Newton-John Lets get physical physical   Yah

Eventually.  Yes.

Eventually

               Man really earning those monk stripes of yours

1430,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  12. 21

1302,  Saturday,  exception 12-11-21

Olivia Newton-John  Physical  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA