1.11.20

 

Nature’s Basics almonds

tasty

he fingered the single-serve packagesingle-serve always pissed him off  Net Wt: .75 OZ (21g)  Oforcryinoutloud  yakiddinme

his granddaughter looked up at him from her lunch 
                                                       What’s that, Grampa?
O nothing sweetpea

Certainly sounded like something.

Awright  Yaknow what an epiphany is

No, Grampa.

I had an epiphany

What is an ei . . epie . how . . how’d you say it?

Epiphany

Yeah, what you said.

Ill write it down for you after lunch and you can ask your parents

Okay, Grampa. she was happy to return to her lunch he had interrupted her

 

.75 OZ 21g meant an ounce was 28g   simple  fucking  math

why didnt he know his simple math when he was in college selling grass and hash escaped him he weighed 30g on his scale and called it an ounce

his grass didnt have much in the way of stems or sticks 
                                                           to be fair he typically sold hash 1g at a crack

meybe theyhis customers supposed he was . . generous he did have steadfast legions he may have been short on occasioncouldnt dole an ounce but he always sent them off with a couple of joints on the house 

they never jumped ship


hell of a time to learn an ounce was 28g as a grandparent 
                                                              but he might pat himself on the back having slippedescaped those Miami Imaim days intact  come out of them in one piece  beat sand out of his trunks before cocaine chemicals pills became the rage  business got ugly  businesspeople got greedy  sometimes only blood satisfied it


he liked high 

he didnt like addictions

meybe why he didnt smoke cigarettes


away from grass and hash he sipped beer whisky and if he really wanted to treat himself he made a mean spicy Bloody Mary 
       ifya didnt get wet in the armpitssweat at the temples or brow he missed his mark

to its credit alcohol seemed to dissolve the metal fishhooks and wire threaded through their eyelets on which his emotions were suspended above hot coals 
                                           the metal melts he drops bodily onto the coals and ash and crushes suffocates themYah  his skin blisters  tepidly flesh roasts   he scars  but Ah  it was nice to be downto slip the tenterhooksslip that which existed only because he allowed it
because 
          their choice seemed right or appropriate

he was hotwiredwas wetsealed with emotions

 

sometimes we need our distance from them

 

they can be implacable  tyrannically

 

we need our room

our space 
             from ourselves
 
1302,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  8. 18
1209, Sunnyday – saved an hour,  1  11. 20
Emerson, Lake and Palmer  Welcome Back My Friends  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsifANR96s 
Grateful Dead  What’s Become of the Baby  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucpd33MPMyg 

 

 

he was going to Chicagoland to be with his sister

she was dying

his brother-in-law called and told him to comeNOW. Yesterday.   I’m sorry.

the plane was in a holding pattern over Lake Michigan

he looked out the cabin window

he spied the evening star
                                             he spied the moltenred  purpling    sunset

the evening star

the sun setting


Will we go round in circles he said to himselfqueued it in the MP3 player he borrowed so he could listen to music while reading during the long flight Im tryin baby Im tryin Just our luckhuh

the craft tipped at a fifteenmaybe more degree angle he was tipped up and looking down around the wing black Lake Michigan then an artificial aura then an amberlighted cityscape a grid eerie spikes of highrise building lighted spokes running away to the suburbs a diminishing aura the black lake again

he didnt see other aircraft lights either above or below

he was being to take it personal 
                                 the airlines purposefully fucking with him 


finally the cockpit a twatpit wouldnt have fucked with him came over the PA and announced they were cleared to land and were beginning their descent into O’Hare 
                                     they neglected to advise the cabin how late their arrival was

 

Will we go round in circles

he only had carry-on and made a beeline to the cab stand  

the driver advised him that he was going to pay a premium if he took him outside his consigned area
Drive

a ninety dollar ride  not even a kiss    he didnt tip him

he piled in through the front door as his brother-in-law opened it

his sister was comatose a couple hours



their last words were during a phone call on the weekend

she cried 
            I don’t want to die.
he anguished and wept too 
                               I dont want you to die

they listened to each other cry

 

the last thing they said to each other 
                                        I will love you forever 



Circles

1810,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  8. 18
1422 or 222, Saturday – Happy Halloween,  31 10. 20
Billy Preston  Will It Go Round In Circles  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFHMdY9HijM 
Big Head Todd and the Monsters  Circle  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZyT5IugA0A

31.10.20

 

 

What are you fucking talking about?

Hey

Gentle

Im pretty stoned

 

Yeah. Me too. But I aint talking like you; what are you talking about?

he pointed at the 60-inch plasma screen mounted on the wall 
                                                                Her  Ive never seen her before  Ive only listened to her speak on the radio NPR                                                                             

Well, radio personalities appear on television too.

I wouldnt know  Have you seen her before on television

Yes.

No shit

No shit.

Well    I havent  Makes her a kind of hybridhuh

Hybrid. Yes, I suppose you can say that.

I just did

Man, she’s really got your panties in a bunch.

She does  because shes done herself no favours  appearing on screen

How do you mean?

How doya meanhow do I mean  Look 
                                        She looks like a Kraft Jet-Puffy Jumbo marshmallow  Sporting a crimsom slash Shes done herself no favours man

I think, stoned, you’re being hypercritical.

No

Oh really, no?

No

What do think?

I think she looks better on the radio

1911,  Monday,  26  10. 20
1316,  Happy Halloween – Saturday,  31  10. 20
Blind Faith  Do What You Like  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2IpqvvlT24

$231K -- Killed

at first he was appalled 
                          but then the president seemed always to appall him – he wouldnt miss him when he was gone (and facing the music for his various crimes) – then he realised the advantage his physicians enjoyed signing nondisclosure agreements 
                           submitting to his awesome will and demand as he acts like an illmannered child throwing fits tantrums 

 

the NAs made them care less

unable to disclose his treatment they also couldnt disclose the cellophane-wrapped grapeflavoured condoms they fed him because he demanded prophylactics

fingering the wrapper eyeing it they dazzled him with the pyrotechnics of their professional gibberish wit and intellect 

he wouldnt know the wordsknow what they meant though he would act asif he did – as stable geniuses do – they knew they were treating a gullible child who wouldnt ask questions  rather just demanded

in addition to the grapeflavoured prophylactics – Chewy he said  though not bad -- they also provided him dexamethasone a Regeneron antibody cocktail – but couldnt call it a cocktail because the president doesnt imbibe – and the anti-viral remdesivir  

their concern regarding possible psychiatric effects of their treatmentfeelings of grandiosity and mania or even delirium and psychosis they believed would be minimal or at least no different than the president experienced every day


still 
     if he had his druthers hed rather the president was taken to a local ER suffered its Intake -- that other Americans endured – and then see if emergency physicians would sign NAs or just level with him  We can treat you, or you can leave.

0142 & 1233,  Saturday,  Happy Halloween,  31  10. 20
The Grateful Dead  Casey Jones  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLs_0h9_wXM 

30.10.20

 

flashlight tag

during Summertime Summer vacation

the game took on a whole new meaning one evening when playing with Sally Fortier

sure they knew they were going to piss off their parents for using their flashlight  whoevers

theyd get the speech You’re wasting batteries. A flashlight is meant to be played with, it’s not a toy. asif they just couldnt come out and say Don’t touch it, it’s not yours. 

JesusChrist 
              Wha a bug to have up your ass

it wasnt like they were bumming the heart Christiaan Barnard used to perform the first human heart transplant

it was a flashlight 
                    for cryinoutloud     a flashlight

 

that night Sally ran into her house not saying anything beforehand and took her parents

she explained that it was her fathers he worked downtown Chicago a financial advisor  she was one of twelve kids  he probably wouldnt think a flashlight was a hardship to be recompensed if need be 
                                                                                       wha the hell was recompensed
besides she said her folks were pretty generous 
                                                   OBrother were they on Halloween they gave out regular size candy bars not miniaturised ones

the six eldest Fortiers were girls every Summer that he could remember they put up a lemonade stand on their front walk kindalike Lucys from Charlie Brown comics without the psychiatrist ploy though they could have they were really smart girls  2cents a glass it was cold and delicious  they used real lemons they couldnt have made much money because they didnt always collect pennies for the glasses they poured 
                                                                           but maybe that was because they were Catholic they may have seen it as a way of doing the Lords work Don’t thank me Sally would say when she handed him a free glass Thank the Sweet Lord above. 
                                      hed thank Sally then hold up his cold lemonade to the blue sky and smiling really big he toasted  My Sweet Lord

 

that night Sally was fourteen  he was twelve

because it was her fathers flashlight she was It

she closed her eyes and began counting to fifty out loud

the neighbourhood kids scurried to hide 

some hid but some liked to stand behind things trees cars parked in drives so they could run to hide again as Sally passed 
         but Sally was really good  she had great ears she feigned asif she was passing  a suppressed giggle is still a giggle  and Sally could run like the wind

hustling she found all the kids afoot

the kids sat together on the street curb while Sally found the ones who hid

she found him last hit him with the flashlight beam he was wayhigh in a neighbours Dutch Elm on the parkway where he watched the game play out

because he was last found he became It

 

. . FORTYSEVEN  FORTYEIGHT  FORTYNINE   FIFTY    HERE I COME 
                                                                              he played the game aggressivelyacted like a monster he panted growled howled screamed he frightened a better part of the kids into revealing themselves and brusquely disregarded their shouted accusations that he was cheating because he scared them

he told them to shaddup and sit on the curb  Losers 


since Sally was fleet he knew shed remain afoot she moved like a ghost 

but this was different night

he heard her giggling

it wasnt like her to leave hints

following her giggling she lead him to the remaining hidden kids who cried CHEATER into the night at Sally  YOU’RE CHEATING, SALLY, CHEATER.  THAT’S NOT FAIR.

when they went out to the street curb to join the others he caught her giggle again 

he followed it up a gangway between neighbours houses their kids were too young to be out playing with them

lights burned in their windows

he could hear their voicetheir televisionssee its bluelight flicker on the ceiling

at the rear of the gangway both houses had stoops wood steps leading up to their back doors

a soft giggle

he paused  listening

where

 

another soft giggle

he leaned left to listen 
                                                  leaned right listening

soft breathing  excited

right he determined

under the stoop

he thought to scream as he did when he found the other kids

then he thought again 
                         if he screamed he might frighten the grownups inside

he crept into the backyard  came around the steps 
                                                      he saw a motion in the dark rather a break  something moved slightly a patch he saw looking through under the stoop changed shape 

he flipped on the flashlight 
                           Gotcha . .  oh  he had 

in the circular bands of whiteblued light 
on her knees 
on the dirt
Sally
         her blouse was open her bra pushed up over the top of her breasts her hands beneath holding them like fruit

he was transfixed  his cock wasnt

Golly he croaked 
                   then Sally  Youre breasts are really nice

she giggled 
             I thought I’d flash you; teach you a lesson.

 

the rest of that Summer wasnt the same as Summers past 
                                                            Summer school
1241,  Reggae Friday,  23  10. 20
1134,  Reggae Friday,  30  10. 20

29.10.20

$230K -- Killed

". . and has quickly ended the virus" 

quickly  whas quicklywhas ended  he thought of their resolve  although that term seemed too muscular to apply to Trump & Co  

anso touts the Republican political apparatus  it has terminated the Trump virus
                                                                                      https://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/biden-slams-wh-statement-on-ending-coronavirus-pandemic-94926917880

https://www.msnbc.com/11th-hour/watch/trump-keeps-breakneck-rally-schedule-as-u-s-nears-9-000-000-covid-cases-94890053516

that while the Republicants have thrown their hands up in the air an dont grimace while telling lies

2203,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  10. 20


the Trump virus

a buddy of his had been calling it the Trump virus for a couple of months now and he couldnt agree more

why he thought of it just now as he took a leak  particularly of all the things he might otherwise think of with his dick in his hand 
           O dont tempt me evil one 

Ah  a couple more shakes than necessary  but they felt good 
                                                                its getting harder to feel good these days feel good for himself and for family and friends and for all people around the world who were struggling

he felt bad too for all creaturesall earthlings seemingly overlooked in this homo sapiens-centric malaise and distress  petty shortsighted politics en lieu determinative leadership


well  that dismantled what those few extra tugs on his cock had inspiredquickening his blood heartbeat and blush

he flushed the toilet and was grateful Trump went down with it 
                                                                 AH  he felt better 


he washed his hands and drying them he found himself humming  he hadnt been listening

crossing the hall into his studio he heard his humming was With a Little Help from My Friends  and it being overcome in his head by Joe Cockers voice trading off with Ringo Starrs 
                                                              which made him smilehumoured him

then his hum quelled the voices anlike a commercial break interruption his thoughtprocess bent as he sat down before his computer  he thought of Friendsof on-line porn sites  porn must be doing a bangup business 
                                                                                                      anas temptation rose his cock peeked up over the edge of the desk Whassup?  Sssh he quieted it  he hated it when his cock sought to dicktate his actions 
                     anthen the pair were shushed by John Lennons voice  Whatever Gets You Through the Night 
which was no fucking help at all

seemed his cards had been yanked out laid on the table  spreadwide   he supposed there was no sense in fighting them  they were stacked against him  he had been gamed

O well he conceded 
                     O dont tempt me evil one had oneupped him 


he was like butter slathered in his hands

when in Pompeii do as the Pompeiians do 
                                             Pass the lupa woudja
 
2119 or 919,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  10. 20
1220,  Thursday,  29  10. 20
Joe Cocker  With a Little Help from My Friends  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXV4WyQMHFM 
John Lennon  Whatever Gets You Through the Night  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qwq76p93U8 

lupa: prostitute 

 

he despite a lingering aversion to being pessimistic  wondered what it would be like when there arent days to the week or weeks or months or years

when there werent seconds minutes hours clocks  or time

 

optimistically he thought  bliss the obliteration annihilation wouldnt be the worst thing to happen

although 
          that thinking probably belonged to his devout introvert as close to religion as hed ever get   


his extroverted-self didnt pipe up


he was confrontational


hence that was odd

then meybe 
              whahappened 

his full-of-himself introvert gamed his extro invited him in for cold beer shots and pigsfeet poisoned an killed him

introverts have lotsa hidey-holes 
                                  of course they do a manifestation of wanton elegant privacy
denying that would be stupid

he wasnt stupidnot by half 

though more than half of he was interior

his introverted-self keeps him busy all-hands on deck
                                                        WAKEUP!
Muthafucker I was sleeping

NOW YAINT.

No  Not now

it wasnt that he was bitchy his interior working was more a perpetual motion machine selfwinding  selffulfiling and somewhere in that self was an insomniac with darning needles and sewing needles and no yarn embroidery floss or fabric to stitch
                just ideas what to do with them if it did if it Id if fit Ego  


itd be a waste of time asking him

he wouldnt know

he wasnt about knowing

he was about one step following the other until he had to negotiate a wall a cliff or collapsed


itd be intriguing 
                 no one would know what day it was or time    cuckoo  cuckoo
 
2026,  Saturday,  24  10. 20
1609,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  10. 20
Billy Idol  Shock to the System  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx2fZU5USus
Chamber Brothers  Time Has Come Today  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIqwzQ7g-Cc                                                        

28.10.20


You’re funny.

Im funn . . 
. . The things you worry.  They’re ridiculous.

Things I worry

Yes. Inside your head your thoughts go off, amplified by a staticky PA system. Ought to do something about that, improve it.

Improve that questionassertion wasnt going anywhere without eyeball contact

he got up from his chair coffee and whisky and went into the bathroom glared into the mirror over the basin
                                                                                                                  Improve How   Tell me how bigmouth

I’m just saying.

Sosay

 

I don’t have any ide . . 
. . When you have an idea open your mouth Dont ever point at a problem if you dont have a solution loaded up  Otherwise yare wasting our time

 

Yahear me

Yes.

When I talk to you youll acknowledge me  got it

Yes.

Awright  Funny   How
                          Wha am I worrying that strikes you funny

You’ll understand not haha funny, I’m not referring to that type of funny, rather funny as a figure of speech.

Awright Carry on

Alright. That you think of wood you split from a tree you felled; think of it as your fire consumes it.

It warms me It cooks my mealroasts my meat I should respect it

Respect it? It’s wood, it’s fuel; it’s inanimate!

Careful  You can be inanimate 
                                        I could disregard ignore you 
True

begrudgingly  Yes.


Whaelse tickles youis funny about me funny  as a figure of speech

I don’t think I should say, you seem perturbed.

I am perturbed  Im also curious if word went out over the PA why you are the only one laboring me with funny

I have a right to my opinion. Maybe the others are frightened by you.

ATTENTION! 
              That go off over the PA so everyone heard


sheepishly Yes.

Good  Then everyones listening   Correct

Yes.

Theyre hearing your funny

Ye . . 
. . Yes  Yes  An theyre hearing my yeses  An they know if they have a bone to pick with me as yare picking  all they gotta do is open their mouthstheyll have my attention 

But its only been you on this funny Whaelse strikes ya funny One funny certainly couldnt have provoked ya

No. One funny didn’t.

Nice were on the same wavelength 
                                       And

And. That you think of the fowl and pork and beef, the animals, that you’re eating.

 

Why wouldnt I

 

Seriously?

Seriously 
           Theyve died to nourish us  Yadon think I should respect themthat I shouldnt respect them given the terror they suffered in meat factories

Meat factories

Those should never have been allowed to exist 

Corporate murder

Miserable as state murder

Murderers murderers of beings they considerNO they dont consider them they consider their paychecks  Corporate considers their bottomline

Evidently humane hasnt any standing

Evidently animals earthlings  dont deserve humane 

A product is a product

 

I think you’re over the top.

Over the top is me snapping you out of my headout of existence


Youll appreciate my top is high that Ive set my bar high an did so on purpose

You can appreciate that  yes

 

Put it that way . .
. . HA

Put it that way . . yes.

Good 
      Then we have an understanding  since you stood alone    Funny

2025,  Twosday,  27  10. 20
1452,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  10. 20

Trump virus

Americans infected and dying 
                                 Trump the wartime president surrenders       

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/10/27/928062773/u-s-cases-surpass-summer-peak-and-are-climbing-higher-fast

the Market watches the whole world is watching and knows health precedes wealth

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/10/28/928600886/stocks-sink-as-rising-coronavirus-cases-deepen-fears-about-economy?utm_source=npr_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20201028&utm_term=4926183&utm_campaign=breaking-news&utm_id=28916831&orgid=55

1323 or 123,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  10. 20

 
I’m really loaded. when they got there the maidenhead began to crumblesome parted  it was manna  it was a gateway utterance  
           I’m really loaded. he liked to hear it

Friday night they played aroundhad themselves a ball liquor smoke music dancing feelingup  stroking

when he touched up with them Saturday afternoon What did we do last night, I don’t remember.

Yadon remember

No. I suppose we had a good time, you and I always have a good time . . even if I can’t remember.


that was very Catholic of them

whas a guy to do 

he lied
      he lied to protect the innocent

he didnt kiss an tell 

beside 
        those guys tended to lie

they thought their lies would precede themtout them as smooth operators Casanovas
                                                                                          O horseshit what they spouted was what they imagined about a girl as they stroked their cocks  beat off

Call em a beat off those were fightin words had to defend their honortheyd defend theirs before they would defend the honor of the girl they said took their fingerstheir fist or gobbled cock like chicken at cracked corn

he loved beat off fistfights

won plenty more than he lost

he couldnt help but get more punches in than were necessary at the end maybe the excessive punishment would teach em a lesson 
             NOT  usually the case thick skulls  hard to penetrate thick skulls  but he supposed everyone had a right to their lies

 

I was really loaded. What did we do last night.

he only went out with Catholic girls

he liked their school uniformsliked their black patent leather shoes spitpolished that when he looked at hard enough he could see their white cotton panties reflected in

he only went out with girls who confessed and sought absolution on Sunnydays

 

fuckin Catholics were geniuses
 
0138,  Twosday,  27  10. 20
1534,  Twosday,  27  10. 20
The White Stripes  Ball and Biscuit  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urEeUMqRhA4