it was Halloween
Halloween wasnt for kids anymore not
since razors in apples druglaced baked goods and candies
when he was a kid he remembered
year to year the homes of the women who made cookies cupcakes taffy apples who
made peanut brittle popcorn balls and one-of-a-kind once-a-year homemade
candies
all that was dead
Halloween spoiled by a few freaks
Who should have been
found prosecuted and hung from neighbourhood lampposts
You don’t mean that. his mother said abruptly
You know me to say things I dont
mean Kids got sick some kids died trick
or treating JesusChrist
now Halloween was for adults
they dressed up or didnt didnt in the sense that it was a college town
and lotsa young coeds feeling their oats slipped on lingerie and went to the
bars as Victorias Secret angels
if that didnt give a guy a hard-on
he was dead
which meant
he was a zombie which was perfect for
Halloween
Found us. his girlfriend Hallie said
he turned to look
You really going to look?
looking
You expect me not to look when its nearly naked women in the flesh
Aren’t I enough for you?
Youre plenty for mesometimes more
than I can handle but they aint here for me Theyre soft porn we prefer hard Do I get an Amen
Besides theyll drift wide of me because I might look like
one of their professors
a grin broke across her face
Oh, you do!
I do anif I was sharpwanted to impress youget in
your pants later Id say right now that I knew they were coming and I chose to
dress as a professor to be kryptonite to their scantily-clad superheroines
her grin went to an ear-to-ear
smile
If you said so, I’d believe you.
Cant now I wanna get an eyeful
You prick! she grinnedgently punched him in the arm
they made a game out of it
there were thirteen girls
A
bakers dozen he said What muffins
Don’t push your lucky, buddy.
they had to choose two of the
gaggle they found most attractive
damn their taste in women was the same
Ya realise that if we were vying
for their affections wed be competitors
No. Not really.
Whadaya mean not really
It wouldn’t be a competition; I’d
win hands down.
Howya figure
I’m hotter than you.
I got a cock
Not really necessary. I know
exactly what they want and where it is. You root like a pig after truffles.
he
feigned injury Youve never complained
No. I like how you root.
Christ whadaya drinking tonight baby you crack me up
You love me.
I do
Hallie dressed up like a
schoolgirl high socks pigtails bangs big blackrimmed glasses
as they were leaving home admiring her he was
thinking of coming back home or not
going out at all
it was dandy evening
they sat side by side at a table
for four facing the door
two women came in holding hands
dressed like businessmen broad vintage
ties tied around their throats no white starched shirts
they stood for a moment in the
doorway taking in the room
surveilling
two shakes of a lambs tail they
crossed the room approaching them and asked if they could sit
Yabetcha Were not expecting anyone I think a lot of people assumed we werethey
didnt ask
they sat
in the proper spirit he asked if
theyd care for a Happy Halloween drink
they looked at each other
We
started earlier.
Bankers’ hours Hallie asked
they laughed
Sure. Yes. Bankers' hours. That would
be nice. One last drink with our two new friends.
they hit it off famously
Jane was six feet tall imposingly built Amazonesque proportioned she sat across from him
Erin five-ten smaller boned nicely proportioned too
both wore their dark hair long
Erins was highlighted and sported bangs like Hallie
they had a second drink together
he suspected
but before they finished
their first drink he knew they were barebreasted behind their ties beneath their
suit jackets
that was arousing
him
but Hallie kicked the kettle over
returning from the restroom she handed him her panties and bra and asked
him if he wouldnt mind putting them in his briefcase
he snapped it shut
she leaned over an gave him a
huge kiss
breaking it off she said There. Now, that’s what I call a brief case.
the girls said OhMy! over each
other
shortly thereafter Jane excused
herself We’ll be right back. she pulled
Erin to her feet
they held hands as they walked
across the room and as they waited in a short line for the restroom
he took advantage of the interlude
and kissed Hallie warmly and deeply she
kept things unexpected
Whadayasay when
we finish our drinks we go home
she gave him a squeeze under the table
Thought you’d never ask; then we can get onto our real Halloween affair, professor. I’m anxious to learn my lesson.
his tongue grew hardhe couldnt speak he noddedtried to clear his throat
they
laughed gayly
as the girls returned to the table they casually tossed
their panties underhand to him
Erin said Let’s make that a real brief case; Hallie
you’re so clever.
he was temptedreally tempted to
smell themto put their gathering over the moon really load up their conversation Don’t
you dare. Hallie said I
know you.
he smiled he folded them neatly and bedded them in
separate attached leaves that held files
an animated conversation ensued
stumbled over itself risqué
three beautiful women were
knocking him out with their tongues they
might as well have been brothers as apt they were at being able to keep up
when Hallie and he finished their
drinks he told the girls they were going to call it a night
they had shared addresses and
telephone numbers during their riotous talk saying definitely they had to get
together again
Jane asked I’m driving, I can’tshouldn't. Could we impose
on you for a lift home?
their addresses were a mile and a
halftwo off scarcely out of the way
Ya got it
they walked out into a refreshing
embrace of cool night air
gauging by the peak of Hallies
nipples against her blouse Jane and Erin were likely cold too
Were up the block left across the
street halfway down silverblue 4Runner he expected them to be fleet
IT’S COLD! said Jane and she slipped sideways towards plateglass
shop fronts to their right
he stepped quickly away from the curb behind
Hallie and got Jane by the arm
he got more than her arm
righting Jane walking her back he asked Hallie suddenly to hook her arm in Janes he didnt wait for an answer as Erin began to
stumbleshe caught her foot on a crack in the sidewalk she pitched forward
he caught her from behind under
the armsaround the chest he also got
more than he expected
righting Erinturning backhe
recognised Hallie and Jane were weaving he caught them too as a single unit
he was all hands
the walk was definitely going to be longer
than he thought
but he was up to the task
he
was incentivised generously compensated and had he been required to submit a resume for the job it would have
been right there in print he had cats
indoor an out and he capably herded them
this gig was no different
finally to and into the car from
the backseat Jane said Erin and Hallies heads bobbing Joe. You had your hands all over me . . not
that I’m complaining Erin and Hallies heads bobbing still
Jane Erin Hallie I had my hands going all
over you because you were going all over the placeswinging to and fro anya
got a lot to swing
It
was my pleasure
he hadnt had that much fun since
high school when their little cadre of boys and girls went around the
neighbourhood at night drinking liquor they liberated from the parents bars
a whole lotta feeling up was going on
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