So whats that about Hallie

What?

When a girl has to use the powder roo . . 

. . Did you say powder room?

Wha Yah Weve just met these gir . . 

. . They’re not here; they’ve gone to the . powder room.

ANYWAY

          Whas with a woman who has to use the powder room that she asksinvites other women if theyd like to come with her

Does that bother you?

No  No Im curious before things I dont understand hence why Im asking youyoure a woman

Do you really want to know? she asked luridly

Actually I think I know he winked at her

You do? 

Yah 

And?

An I think womens bathrooms powder rooms are actually like expensive country club privies with smartly-uniformed attendants masseuses whirlpools saunas showers radiant-heated floors warmed towels moistened towelettes elegant bidets full-body mirrors  make-up artists 

                                             You girls look rarified when you emerge

Hallie waited for him to concluded before she burst out laughing she even slapped her thigh 

                                                                                                 Jesus, that’s richan elaborate sense of humour and imagination; if that were the case I’d go in and never come out. And all for the price of a couple of mixed drinks.

So youre saying thats not true

Yeah. A Ladies’ room is like a Men’s room without a urinal.

Ive made that mistake

What mistake?

Going into a bathroom to use the toilet and sitting there thinking what was oddwhawas odd about the restroom An emerging from the stall a lightning bolt strikes my skullthree women standing before a continuous mirror over the counter  four basins there were no urinals in the bathroom

What did you do?

I said Ladies in greeting an walked up to the free basin an laboriously lathered an washed my hands 

                                                                                                            If one was to get cooties it had to be to a man using a Women’s room.

So then you’re aware our bathrooms are no different than yours . . they’re not country club privies with bidets.

I dont know that it was a County Courthouse Women’s room . . I might add . poorly indicated

A courthouse Women’s room?

Jury duty Theyre not going to arrest a possible jury member until after theyre dismissed

You’re a riot. And the three women didn’t say anything?

politely they said Good morning and continued at their make-up

I was going to say I had four sisters as an excuse but withheld it No sense making it more awkward than it was

For cryin’ out loud, Joe.

I did say however parting Youd think not having urinals would have been an excellent hint but my mind was otherwise occupied 

                     I left ahead a bout of laughter

That’s a story.

So . . what about going to the bathroom and inviting company

Babe, if I told you, I’d have to kill you afterwards. 

                                                    Hallie thought she was pretty funny

Well I can tell you this much it doesnt work for the other side

Other side?

Yah I tried it out a couplethree times Three times and youre out

A couplethree times what?

Using the head asking the tablethe gathering Ive gotta use the restroom Any of you guys wanna go with me

And?

An I should have been more specific

Specific?

Yah I said guys  should have stipulated men 

                                                 I had more than a handful of women who wanted to attend me

Seriously?

Would I lie to you

 

1419,  Twosday,  22  9. 20

Eurythmics   Would I Lie to You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q9zF8OsR_8