Rope a boy  Shot the violater

                                      imagined this was what having Tourettes would be like

What are you talking about?

Trigger

          You asked stringer 

Yes.

      But I didn’t expect that’d be your answer.

    It wasnt

It wasn’t?

Nah

      Apparently something tha needed to get out  Incogent

I think   no  believe  itd be dangerous to stand in the way

                                                                   I step aside

You asked what a stringer is

Kinda regret I did.

No no

        Its cool

If Im cool an it came out of me yaoughta be cool too

                                                       West Side Story     Keep it cool boy

A stringer

Write articles I covered sports interviewed wrote articles anif the paper papers liked the reporting Id get paid for them

I got paid forem

Readers liked my take a whole lot

Endedup writing for two Actually was a proofreader for one read it corrected before I took it into the city to have the paper pressed

A very cool experience

You make a lot of money?

No

    I wasnt a reporter A stringer  Can always cut a loose piece of string let it go  Ja

Ja.  chuckled   I suppose.

It helped keep my nose clean

1723,  Thursday,  22  5. 25

1137,  Saturday,  7  6. 25

West Side Story  Cool  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wugWGhItaQA

peering down while peeingpeeing that made him chuckle not his usual nomenclature made him wonder if the brain is the center of all things

                                     urinating isnt hard work

    mindless  one could concede

he stood astride a short three-point bearing rock wall

                                                         between his legs  a grotto

mouth to the sky as opposed to an opening parallel to the earth cavelike

walkingapproaching the wall lizards scattered across the fitted pavers one scrambledup scampered across the top of the wallplunged into the grotto

as he urinated the lizard cautiously appearedcrept up  stopped twothree inches shy of emerging and watched

Hello there friend

 

    when he finished urinating on his shadows leg he sloowlystepped backward off the wall  left leg down right inexorablyfollowing

the lizard did not move

he backed away

the lizard did not move

Pretty courageous kiddo

 

he turned oneeighty and walked back to the cushioned outdoor chair sat went to say to his buddy but she asked You always talk to yourself as you urinate?

I was talking to a female lizard

A female?

            Lizards look androgynous.

Ja

But you assert . . . she was female.

They

she laughed  You stuck on pronouns?

he laughed  Spend a week in Seattle ansee ifya don return with a brace of pronouns in your mouth  I must say Ive gotten good atem

laughed harder her gorgeous dimples on full display he wanted to fill them with a claret sloowly sip from them and lick what dribbled off her throat and neck

                            They were female.  How’d you know?

Simple deduction

You?   Deducing?

I have my moments

                      Ja

And.

Watching me urinate staring up at my cock  she chuckled   smacked her lips

1605,  Thursday,  22  5. 25

0955,  Saturday,  7  6. 25

Black Angels  Black Background V  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dkr6bs5mTw

If you could.  One reincarnation.    What would you have been and in what era?

I woudnt have begun as a dog

    flummoxed  A dog?

Ja

      Yaheard the one about the dog

    About the dog.

                       Can't say that I have.

He was negotiating with his humanshe was a very old dog negotiating about whether or not they shoud euthanise him

                 He may have misunderstood youth-anise

Whaya think Licoriceflavoured child

I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

A negotiation

                Ya know when it comes to earthlings inanimate objects I anthropomorphise

    Yes.  Yes you do.

So hows tha a surprise

You’ll excuse all to Hell and back. I’m always surprised.

Not my problem

                  The dog negotiated a deal where hed allow youthanisation as long as he coud return as a human being

What’s this got to do with my question?

Your question is my question tha I asked weeks ago antha I answered when I asked but youve forgotten an ya think its yours  Youve yet to answer

 

I thi . .

. . Wrong

          Maybe to honelong shot your memory  I also referred to reincarnation as reincarceration

Ring any bells

That . . . that . thatkinda does.

Good  Level playing field   Evenkeeled

We’re good?

Ja

 

You want to take a second shot at it?

Wanna take a first

    Maybe you take a second and I’ll figure out my first.

 

Pushinit

I know.

            You have a fallback?

Think I was born yesterday

No.

No

    Takin a second crack as a dog Id negotiate my return as either Sappho or cum back  C  U  M back as Vatsyayana  He penned the Kama Sutrahopeful  written from experience  He was after all a philosopher

Either selectionyou may recall are in defiance of my prior reincarceration choice  Mountain man

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1116,  reggaefriday – D-Day,  6  6. 25

learn a bit about yourself  https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19532949/kama-sutra-sex-positions/

    homeostasis out of the blue

                                      O Homeo, Homeo! Where for art thou Homeo? Thank you Shakespeare

he was working on it

he thanked his ProctorSilex machine for making his coffeehands to either side of its heated crown grateful warmer weather had arrived  warmer applyingif he must he must one adjective  he usually describes weather  weather

imagine waking and there wasnt one

                                           its a little game he plays

actually hes been playing since 2020 eyes sharpened into harshfocus

                                                                        if he didnt live where he did

he wouldnt be able to play

he hasnt run Heat or Air

                           O Homeo, Homeo! Where for art thou Homeo?

working on his homeostasis

his homostasis

                 homo not meaning queer not that queer should ever have been applied chest-thumping queer-fearing heterosexuals who think their shit doesnt stink   IT DOES   homo  Man   Homo sapiens sapiens  H. s. sapiens

it was his attempt to realise men and women pronouns included the way they once were

he suffers slings and arrows for using  feminising despite his use describing men and women a softening softer and softer and softer  every year

its a game he plays

                       he wouldnt recommend it to others

he intends to enjoy the warmth

he couldnt say he enjoys the cold

    Deal with it   

0827,  reggaefriday – D-Day 1944,  6  6. 25

learn a bit about yourself  https://www.britannica.com/science/human-evolution/The-emergence-of-Homo-sapiens

 D-DAY today  1944

fuck the girls that are fighting

real masculine

felon f/elon

0827,  reggaefriday,  6  6. 25

Wha is it  Love or sex

                          I have my factszip opinions  obviously  but Id like to hear yours first which I expect will be as brief as nicknames you bestow then nick

Devolve   Not evolve  

I coud be wrong

    Why?

Wha

My thoughts first.

Lemme make this very simpleNo gray area

                                               Ifya have no thoughts then Ill speak  However

Ifya think Ill listen to you after Ive said Im adiosbuhbye

Eat my dust

    Why do I have to go first?

Because

            If youve been paying attention at all this afternoon youd realiserecognise Ive carried the ballbeen the prompter

Speak

Speak?

A command  If you were a dog Id have tossed a ball hollered Fetch

Can I draw?

It wont be a graph will it

No.

Heres paper an pen  Have at it

he bit his lower lip as he drew two elongated ovals that overlapped approximately thirty percent of each

the small elongated oval where they overlappeddead center he drew an arrow to it it radiated off what he labeled Sweetspot! he wonder if Sweetspot indicated Gspot but did not venture it

There.

         I believe that illustrateswait above where they intersected he wrote  overlap varies  Sex oval was left  Love right

                 That, I believe, is an accurate representation.

Thank you  If youll hand me the paper Ill illustrate wha I believe

Do you think you can improve upon mine?

Improve

             No

he drew a huge circle 

inside it wrote SEX

within the circle he drew a small one imagine an innie bellybutton on a swollen pregnant belly on a diagonal through the O of the bellybutton on an axis from Ten oclock to Four at Ten he printed a small L descending from the Four he printed a small V and E

                                     he turned the page so he could see

Our beliefs differ I imagineas your diagram suggests you havent had many romps 

Thank you for playing

                        Gotta get goin

 

he left the diagrams with him

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he laughed uproariously

peeved  Not funny.

    stutteredchoked      finally quelled his uproar

                                                                    Fuckinhilarious

You’re not funny.

Hellno Im not  You are

I am?

No  Incorrect

                I am ought to be a declaration  Own it

Own it? I’ve no ideareally, what you’re laughing about.

Ohplease

Nothing ohplease, I’ve no idea.

slowly shook his headthought Does this cat listen to himself

                                                                Ya don get it

I’ve no idea. butthurt look slipping onto his face

he wasnt going to sympathise

                            Ya hear yourselflisten to whaya saythink   before ya speak

Ya set yourself up  Set yourself up in your effusivecongratulatory sportsish vernacular

                                                                                            Yahrahrah

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Last words out of your mouth if  ifya can remember

    No.  What?

Tha was the joke

 

I made a joke?

Yadid

What did I say?

You said I don’t want to be a know-it-all . . .       

                                               I said   No worries youre not

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Please wha time have you got

looked at his iPhone

 

    Time

Can you wait?

Youd like to wait  I don

                           Got stuff to scribble down had his trusty BEAR-OF-A-CLIP clipboard paper red BIC pen

they were talkingreminiscing about of quaaludeshis enthusiastic brush with them wasnt usually into chemicals but suddenly Access preferred organic grass Thai sticks friends cousin incountryNam shipped them on military transports which eventually worked their way to Homestead hashish opium  Beer  Whiskey

It’s Threetwentynine.  excited

                                      cat was into odd numbers despite his affection for eight

his affection this afternoon obviously outweighed

he wouldnt say anything

Thank you

You’re welcome. Quaaludes.

Ja

     On it                                    

Queerhuh?not usually one to remember where we left off.

                                                             I had a frat brother whose mother had prescriptions and kept them in the kitchen in the pantry in a jar, a tall glass candy jar, that he helped himself to, she never knew, typically blastedrocked, three sheets to the wind, to get through her day.

Mothers little helper

Huh?

Stones

Awyeah, right.

Nice

Was awfully nice.

Was

       Slowed waay the fuck down

Did.

      We were talking about ludes why?

Trip down memory lane

                           Or usually in your case  a memoryhole

Yeah.

        I don’t keep things like you do.

Im a hoarder

Hoarder?

Packed to the gills  Fortunate for whaever reason

I’ll say. I wish I could remember.

                                    You’re like a sponge.

I am

        Quaaludes preeludes queer lewd Phaedrus Plato  dialogue between Socrates an Phaedrus

Phaedrus’ A and E mushed together?

Like a pair of Thirtyeight double Ds not in this case

                                                        Awas three  Three speeches

Topic of love encompassing the soul madness divine inspiration  manias divine gifts  prophesy  telestic religious madness  poetic madness  loves madness  also practise an mastery of an art

Freakin’ mouthful, man.

Learned high Ludeinspired

                              Was assdeep fond of ancient Greece learnedmemorised the family tree descendent Olympian Gods down from the Titans

They however

                  I do not remember

A few  Not all

You attribute that to quaaludes?

When sloughed I was either landlocked in the apartment or down at the pool

                                                                                 Wasnt going anywhere

I steeped

    Steeped?

Steepedstewed  like a teabag

Strong tea

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Stones  Mother’s Little Helper  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OusADDs_3ps

Dale Cooper & the Dictaphones  Mon Bibliotheque  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIu-7PNR00M 

the past lasthalfyear had been troublesome physically

                                                            but it seemed he was coming out it

he called it a metamorphosis   some strange kind of a phase transition

it felt like it

               however

there was a Niggling that irritated him

                                             a Reminder 

Why don ya step out of the wings come into the light   Lemme see ya

It did looked familiar 

Ya look familiar

Yes  I am

                I could have been you once

But you sidestepped me

Took another offering

Choice

Offering

Made a decision

Ah Decision   A decider

Was then

A decision

             Well guess what

No

     Have your say

    You wont guess

Apparently not so bright

                          Made the right decision

Well  Were back

                  Your metamorphosis

Yah

Aint that

            Its ageing  Its death creeping up

Ill outlive you

                 You could have been me

Nah

You could have lived longer

Come on man  You look in a mirror

                                         You aint or ever were pretty

Put it on my headstone

                            He was pretty

   

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0939,  Thursday,  5  6. 25

as a child having learned to read quiteearly  his mother taught him  he was fascinated by words  text  illustrations embedded photographs brought him nearly to tears  yet blocks and blocks of print on page also affectedcrowded his senses offended him  made him feel anxious  confined

                                                                                SPACE he wantedneeded space

found poetry turned him on

                              e e cummings in particularly thrilled and delighted him

although what he really favoured to read most were handwritten letters

he became an avid loyal pen pal

when one fell away he tried to replace them with two

before he was in junior high he began writing letters to his siblings parents aunts uncles

                                                                                              he wrote himself

given his earliest predilection heunlike other boys didnt read comicbooks

when asked why he replied

                             Why  I have access to Playboy

he shared a bedroom off the back porch with his uncle  the youngest of twelve children

                                                                                             they lived with his grandmother

in addition to naked wholesome women Playboy published wonderful writers

                                                                                  he suffered their blocks and blocks of text on glossy pages

he called it compromise

has to be after midnight,  Wednesday,  4  6. 25

0847,  Thursday,  5  6. 25

Sorry  Wha do you mean  

                               Ive no idea wha youre talkin about

he sucked his breath in through his teeth A reveal party. You’ve not been?

    Might think no idea lends credence to not ever havin been

                                                                   You

No.

So youve not either

No, but at least I know what it is.

    Gonna spill the beans

I'm thinkin’ if I don’t you might be able to deduce . . . logically . which . . you dislike . is a huge fuckin’ leap for you.

Pull legs off ants do ya   Have I ever asked you

Not that I can think of.

Yet yacant say

No.  More fun watchin’ you squirm.

Deduction Low bar   Worthless in a transparent society or relationships

                                                                                     Guess

Yes. Guess.

Christ

        Since you havent were both men  maybe some men attendfaggots maybe theyre not  reveal  women rolled his eyes  Are they actually holding parties to tell others what sex their babies are going to be

That was quick.

Tha was a pain in the ass

Briefly.

    May they miscarry

WHAT? gasped

Black humour cowboy  Buffalo Soldiers

                                            Will they hold a party to reveal tha

Jesus man.

He giveth an He taketh away Job Chapter one line twentyone Old Testament I like it a lot Lot Lots wife Sodom an Gomorrah  Pillar of salt  Also Old  While shes not named in the Bible shes known in  some Jewish traditions as Ado or Edith  Lilith also isnt referred to in the Bible Adams first wife created of dust like him but she refused to submit to his dominance Atta grrl  Also a favourite of mine

    Arya sorry ya opened your mouth

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1343,  Wednesday,  4  6. 25

Irish Rovers  The Unicorn  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6NCVQGrDGY