owl in bondage

Penguin in Bondage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTqtqNjRxVc

Zappa

met a owl in bondageboing

                             near shrinkwrapped in black plastic  erect  solitary   a wannabe scarecrow in a buddys backyard

    Wha the fucks tha

The owl?

Is tha wha tha is

Under the plastic, yeah, an articulating owl if a couple of welds had held.

They failed

Yeah. Big wind whipped up, seams failed, crippled a wing, tilted its head as if a vertebra broke a disc ruptured.

Spastic   Suffering

                      Ya tryin to put it down by asphyxiationsuffocation frog  slowly boiled in a pot

What?

        Suffocate?

    Im animating the unanimated anthropomorphising

Easy for you to say.

Don get me goin or Ill never shaddup

Good point, that’s a good point.

Ja

     If I know one thing I know me

All nooksancrannies explored scratched poked sucked  invagination gaping grottos lapped  Thorougly

Me no foolin me

Intend to repair it

I will, eventually.

So in the meantime it looks like a nondescript jetblack totem  middlefinger   accusing the sky

he shook his head hard ought to have scratched it less chance of any one of his seams or welds going bad I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about?

I do  Thas plenty enough

                             An owl in bondage

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1349,  Saturday,  24  5. 25

casually turning pages she readquoted him brief sentences

    Arya workin me

Working you.

                  What do you mean?

It feels like youre trying to sell me on this book

                                                  it was called P.S. I Love You More Than Tuna

they were at a freestanding cubby of books one of many Free Libraries in her neighbourhood

I’m not.

he spied her with one eye Feeels like you are

Maybe it feeels you agree with it, like it, and maybee you ought to take it.

                                                                               closed it   handed it to him

its spine was warm where it rested in her hand

                                                  it was a brisk windy morning

Maybe I will

 

he did

 

 

later that morning they were going into the city and getting inshe was driving she muttered Damn.

Whastha

Forgot to logout of a program on the computer. I’ll be right back.

when out earlier they passed the car and rather than carry P.S. around as they walked her dog he placed it in the car

its a childrens book

he read it so he wasnt waiting

                                  that was his default

whenever he walked anywhere and he walked every day he slung a canvas bag over his shoulder within was a book in addition to the one he held as he walked and read a trick since a kid to be able to escape literature his parents demanded he read at home and read science fiction hardboiled fiction black literature Baldwin

          he didnt wait on a damn thing

she was right

she knew leftie died

by the time she returned to the car he had finished it

                                                       was wiping tears out of his eyes

Aw Papa, gotcha?

It did it did kiddo

I’m sorry.

No nothing  not a damn thing you shoud be sorry about

                                                              Thank you for persisting

she leaned across the seat kissed him

sitting back starting the car

                               I thought it was a good fit.

 

afternoon,  Monday,  19  5. 25

1029,  Saturday,  24  5. 25

Hearing Voices  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyhEin2Olvo

as long as he was picking on Google he might as well kick Microsofts Word in the seat of the pants too

actually kick it twice

twice it erred on the same piece as he wrote

#1

    1551hrs reggaefriday 23  5. 25  IT changed Im makin (did it just now again – evidently not a learning machine learning program) to Imm akin

he wrote  . . . because Im makin (again corrected it) damn sure 

                                                     NOW

what the fuck does Imm akin mean I  M  M means nothing  A  K  I  N means of similar nature or character related by blood

                            maybe Imms a family name and thereby rationalisesrealises  akin related by blood

a stretch wicked stretch

#2

    1557hrs a mere sixminutes later Word changed (hed bet itd err again) show ya wha (YUP) show ya wha (and again) Im talkinbout

                correcting him show yaw ha Im talkinbout

Whas a yaw ha

yaw noun “a twisting or oscillation of a moving ship or aircraft around a vertical axis.”

ha exclamation “used to express surprise, suspicion, triumph, or some other emotion.”

yaw ha maybe the ha legitimises the yaw

                                            Word desperate to teach him a thing or two he may have not considered

To may have or to may have not

                                    is that the question

 

 

    no fuckin clue

The Phobetor Signals  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGqWS7HCboA&t=2670s

didnt know what Phobetor or a phobetor was “In Greek Roman mythology, Phobetor (or Icelus) is a figure who personifies the experience of nightmares and fear in dreams, He is one of many sons of Hypnos (Sleep) hypnopompic hypnagogic , who also has other dream-related brothers like Morpheus and Phantasus.”

                                                                                                     looked it up

now he does

will he remember 

harrassedYES  two fuckin Rs

                                harrassed by a Google search

he questioned Why did Harris vote “present” during the House reconciliation vote this week

Googles got its AI Overview now saltingseasoning every submission

                                                                         AI  Overview  assholeWRONG

IT made an assumption

                         “It appears you might be mistaken. Based on the information available, it was Representative he knew that Andy Harris (R-MD), not Vice President Kamala Harris, who voted ‘present’ on the budget reconciliation bill this week.”

a rational “person” would reason that Harris in the House was who he was referring to Vice Presidents cannot do not vote in the House

IT  was mistaken

he was not

 

       harrassed

                     Yafuckin kiddin me  

0943,  Saturday,  24  5. 25

he called his Dad

                   bouttime they got caughtup cold day in Hell before his father would call him hed been out of town

his Dad said to his sister

                           they shared a house and for-all-intent-and-purposes she was his caretakerhad her hands full  he was a cogent acerbic ninetythree year old

Can you believe it?he’s timing me.

Im not . . .

I can’t believe he’s timing me.

iPhones automatically times calls . . .

Can you believe it?I can’t believe it.  He’s timing me.

Dad

What?

I can hear ya talkin to Sis

    You can?

Yah  Im not the one wearin hearing aids

Why are you timing me?

he decided to withstand the slings and arrows

                                                  Because Im makin damn sure I get my allotted five minutes Im gonna get my whole rationing

I can’t believe it.

Believe it

           When we hangup have Sis call someone on her phone an shell show ya wha Im talkinbout anya wasting time with your nonsense Im deducting three minutes from the secondbysecond timer

Tha ought to teach ya

That’s ridiculous.

Then well enjoy ridiculous

                            Staying upright not topplin over not tasking your paratrooper talents of how to land correctly without hurtin yourself

I am.

Tellin people youre not fallin somethingsomeone is shovin ya from behind

I am.

Barbecuing this Memorial Day weekend?

Im not, but I’ll be eatin’ barbecue.

Excellent

          I wanted to call specifically to thank you for the front page of the Tribune Chicagos pope  Pope Bobby  Ifya indulgedstuck to your catechism yamight have been Pope Bobby

Son. hes never called him by his first name   Son.

                                                You blowing smoke up my ass?

I am

        Feel good

0830,  Thursday,  22  5. 25

1608,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

The Platters  Smoke Gets In Your Eyes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-T3iH3n1kk

The menus exploded huh

You’re telling me.

Ja  All we had to contend with was crabs syph gonorrhea

                                                                 Correct me if Im wrong

No.  I believe that was it.

                                Save.

Save

Gettin’ knocked up.

Pregnant  Bun in the oven

                             Fate worse than death for teenagers

Imagine ifya couldnt get an abortion

Fucked  Up

Tell me about it. I’d be the one pregnant.

    Id be too

No.

      You wouldn’t be carrying a baby, your body contorted.

No  Correct   I woudnt

                           Id pay for the abortion

Rubbers are cheaper

Amen, rubbers.

A mans rubbers

                   Thank Gawd for oral an anal  Safe sex

Anal?

Anal  Safe

              Well lubed  sloow an eeasy

    Me too  Make no mistake

                               Yawanna diddle me with a digit  Right on

But not a dildo?

Why a dildo

My fingers aren’t as long or thick as your cock.

                                                   There's a word I like . . . equality.

Cant frighten me

                    Well lubed

Like a greased pig.

     Methinks a poor analogy

Maybe. 

 

I woudnt like to pick from todays expandedexpansive freakincomprehensive menu

                                                                                        Wish I coud sing it to you in a song

S T Ds?

Ja  Sexually transmitted diseases

Whacha got?

                Could you tell me what Specials are on the menu?

I coud

Lemme grab a breath first

    Most common chlamydia gonorrhea syph herpes human papillomavirus alias H P V an H I V

First three bacterial in addition theres chancroid an mycoplasma genitalium sounds like a Roman coliseum

A bit.

Then step this way step right up  Viral STDs genital herpes HPV HIV  Hepatitis B Hep C

Parasitic Not to be mistaken for paradisiac paradise  Dem bein trichomoniasis pubic lice scabies

Others Bacterial vaginosis B V pelvic inflammatory disease P I D lymphogranuloma venereum L G V nongonococcal urethritis N G U

    Anyoull note  A vowel

                              One scarce vowel in the hole of the list

grinned H  O  L  E.

grinned Ja

Tried to slip one past me.

You  Hellno

                Just checkin

I was transfixed.

    Fixed  Good     Theres a possible solution to the problem

                                                                    Neuter

Holding down a job outside a harem  eunuch    Eunuchanised

                                                                            Euthanise me

That’s severe.

 

Life without sex

                   Thas severe

Amen, brother.

Anthas incest

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Kinda universal isnt it

                        they watched an extremelyagitated woman berating her husband

had to be

            his expression was hangdog

they didnt understand her language

                                        Appears to be, huh?

It certainly does

Freakin orientals

sternpuss Come now.

hesitantly he glanced at her didnt want to miss any of the show

                                                                     Come wha

Really?

Listen Coudya hit pause a sec I really donwanna miss any of this

Pause?

 

 

the woman grabbed her husband by the shoulder and pushedpushed him up the sidewalk ahead of her

she fell silent

overhead they could hear birds jabber in the trees

    Ja  Im sorry

                   You were sayin

Orientals?

Tha a question or a statement

Question.

Ya pressin a point or makin one

Making.

Antha is

    Truly?

I woudnt say otherwise

had to wait a moment to let the tension out of her bloodless lips We, we don’t say Orientals any longer.

Whos we

          Cuz I do

You’re maddening.

I like tha

           Ill wear it like a badge of honor

Tell me where and I’ll rip it off.

Search me

           stepped spreadwide his feet tossed his arms out shoulderheight looked like an immodest Christ without His cross

displeased You’re funny.

Which is it

             Maddenin or funny

I’ll tell you.

                 It’s not Oriental. It’s Asian. Show some respect.

Barkinup the wrong tree kiddo

                                  They have permission to call me an Occidental  I am

Sides of the same coin

I don take offense when someone calls me a polack

They won’t call you one as it isnt evident . . . . is it?

Polack no   Occidental

                          Methinks ja

shaking her beautiful head What am I supposed to do with you?

winks I can think of lotsa things

    Yeah.   Well.

                         You think. 

 

Thas not encouraging

It’s not.

1048,  Wednesday,  21  5. 25

1059,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

Heart  Crazy on You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ7inhwScSQ

C'est quoi ça?

he Ohmy  queued up little naked titties Wha arya thinkin

                                                                         You go grrl gowid whacha got

    Googleaided gogglyaided

                                  My mymy  SafeSearchOFF

Ja German yah  

Ja turned off SafeSearch

                            Nein not an option

Ja steppin on Neins eggshellthin skull paperthin   skullJA

Blow me he thinks

                    as he muses of women with little titties dollops as opposed to heaped mounds hopefully unaugmented drizzled with dark chocolate sweetcoconut shreds

tweakpinch their nipplesGASP

                                  can smellinhales their wet their onslaught mistymoisture  fragrance

atomisation

    trembled he trembles a lot

                                   tremblescoy   shaky innocent  unassured gropeclutch KAHRIST

handful of tit

palm poked

               pleasures

 

cockgroped groaned

                   tugged

gasped doesnt stop   don stop don stop don stopTUGGED

                                                   turgid  mittful     a lascivious wolfish grin

handful of herhair yankedNein

Ja

Nein

Ja

Nein stifledgulped   gobbledchoked gasped   choked chok chokchok   chokSPASM                                                                                                jetstreeeamed cream

0234,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

0951,  reggaefriday

Talking Heads  Psycho Killer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8

paradisiac mosaicNOT  parasitic

                                        Although its tempting to some who disagreewho he disgusts

Wha are we disgussing

went bugeyed That’s not a word. 

he thought even insects were smarter than tha COINED it

                                                     I merged discussing with disgusting

You too lame to figure tha out

You just can’t coin something and think I’ll understand it immediately.

    Why

            Seems sensical seems implied

To me  seems explicit

Explicit?

Undoubtedlyindubitably

Really?   Indubitably?

No doubt

    If I’m doubting . . .

Then yare thick  Again

                            No doubtnone zero zip nada nein Yiddish No with an O Absolutely not literally Not with an alef

Look thaup

Thaup?

Yabein belligerent  Tha up

                              Look it up  Its some fun     Dictionaries are crazy fun

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2315,  Thursday,  22  5. 25