The menus exploded huh

You’re telling me.

Ja  All we had to contend with was crabs syph gonorrhea

                                                                 Correct me if Im wrong

No.  I believe that was it.

                                Save.

Save

Gettin’ knocked up.

Pregnant  Bun in the oven

                             Fate worse than death for teenagers

Imagine ifya couldnt get an abortion

Fucked  Up

Tell me about it. I’d be the one pregnant.

    Id be too

No.

      You wouldn’t be carrying a baby, your body contorted.

No  Correct   I woudnt

                           Id pay for the abortion

Rubbers are cheaper

Amen, rubbers.

A mans rubbers

                   Thank Gawd for oral an anal  Safe sex

Anal?

Anal  Safe

              Well lubed  sloow an eeasy

    Me too  Make no mistake

                               Yawanna diddle me with a digit  Right on

But not a dildo?

Why a dildo

My fingers aren’t as long or thick as your cock.

                                                   There's a word I like . . . equality.

Cant frighten me

                    Well lubed

Like a greased pig.

     Methinks a poor analogy

Maybe. 

 

I woudnt like to pick from todays expandedexpansive freakincomprehensive menu

                                                                                        Wish I coud sing it to you in a song

S T Ds?

Ja  Sexually transmitted diseases

Whacha got?

                Could you tell me what Specials are on the menu?

I coud

Lemme grab a breath first

    Most common chlamydia gonorrhea syph herpes human papillomavirus alias H P V an H I V

First three bacterial in addition theres chancroid an mycoplasma genitalium sounds like a Roman coliseum

A bit.

Then step this way step right up  Viral STDs genital herpes HPV HIV  Hepatitis B Hep C

Parasitic Not to be mistaken for paradisiac paradise  Dem bein trichomoniasis pubic lice scabies

Others Bacterial vaginosis B V pelvic inflammatory disease P I D lymphogranuloma venereum L G V nongonococcal urethritis N G U

    Anyoull note  A vowel

                              One scarce vowel in the hole of the list

grinned H  O  L  E.

grinned Ja

Tried to slip one past me.

You  Hellno

                Just checkin

I was transfixed.

    Fixed  Good     Theres a possible solution to the problem

                                                                    Neuter

Holding down a job outside a harem  eunuch    Eunuchanised

                                                                            Euthanise me

That’s severe.

 

Life without sex

                   Thas severe

Amen, brother.

Anthas incest

1224,  Thursday,  15  5. 25

1239,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25