how they ended up in places untoward were usually laid at his feet

                                                                            Yah  Sowha

he accepted responsibilitywas accountable Milquetoast wasnt his brand

                                                                             buddy owned that

buddy watched his Ps and Qs didnt want to cross anyone didnt want to incite dislike

                                                                                            whats more bland than Milquetoast

                   Milksop

Fuuck

        drive a woodstake dipped in White Oak ash through that heart cut off its head burn the body

hed admit that was drastic

so to endure him he offended him

                                     buddy  Milquetoast  Milksop  vampire   interchangeable 

he considered becoming a teacher

                                     college Intro to Education (EDU 101) end of the first class he went out the door headeddirect to Registrar canceled the course got his money back

                                                                                CurricumlcumNO

saying it was like having a mouthful of cum

OhHellno

            however

buddyMMv was a teacher high school made it a career  though wasnt passionateone of those people who followed the rules not laws rules are made to be broken taught for a paycheck

                                                                              which he believedbelieves

should have quit when he realised he was not passionate

                                                              knowing

every mean job he ever did he still did it passionately

Jeez, man, can’t curb your tongue?have to be so . . . so . uncouth . . insulting?

Thasounds like me

MMvbuddys retort was a feeble attempt to insult him was in response to his remark when he pushed him about female students he insisted   unsolicited insisted  had attempted to seduce him

was a little Wizard of Oz ditty he liked to maul to serve his purpose

                                                                        Paedophiles Teachers an Priests OhMy

approaching 1500hrs,  Sunday,  9  2. 25

1120,  reggaefriday,  7  3. 25

https://sesquiotic.com/2011/01/06/milquetoast/#:~:text=You%20might%20have%20noticed%20that,crisp%20%E2%80%93%20and%20a%20similar%20limpness.

Wizard of Oz  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HrfbV16-FQ

he could feel himself growing  ugly

                                     USAID funding stopped

felons f/elons cruel administration  enablers   are keen to let people starve to death

homicide

                enough homicides

a genocide

                 coloured babies  children   people

his ugliness  he recognisesrealises if babies and children are eliminated  

“nits” eliminated  

   eradicated   

                   by majority white nitwits

2118,  Thursday,  6  3. 25

starvation  https://www.newsweek.com/restore-usaid-rescue-children-deadly-malnutrition-opinion-2040087

Let me . . .

Let you? Why you askin’ permission?you’ll run on whether I agree or . .

. . Not

          I agree I ask let me unless anbecause you rarely share anythingsomething worthwhile which I base on your lack of proclivity to provide thoughtfulinterestin conversation  repartee 

 

 

Nothing

I’m thinking.

You knew wed be hangin out  today

 

   Zip

I’m thinking.

   Then let me as I have a fullyformed question to ply

 

Ifya give me a sec . .

. . Nah

         As the question begs  which came first the chicken or the egg  The humourist or the humanist

What kind of question is that?

A chicken egg question

You’re not going to say?

No

    Im tossin aside my usual bone for the dog

Dog  Say

I haven’t had time to think.

Christ

         First impression

What do you want me to say?

Theres no me in the ask

                           Wha do you think

 

I don’t see a comparison.

No comparison

None no.

Humour is the best medicine

                                Ill take it youve heard tha

I have.

Coud posit then tha a humourist would be a humanitarian

                                                                  A humanist

Answerin in this circumstance the egg chicken conundrum

 

This is stupid.

Awright

          Im listenin 

Your turn

 

 

I have to think . . . 

after 1331,  Sunday,  9  2. 25

1801,  Thursday,  6  3. 25

Prometheus as he thoughtknew preceded the Bible Gawd HELL Lucifer Satan the devil

                                                                                          Eighth Century BCE

BCE?

Yah B C A D B C E C Efuckin ABRACADABRA

                                                     Hebrew ebrah k’dabri   I create as I speak

Im off an runnin

   Abracadabra?  Really?

I woudnt pull your leg

                         The Bible Its accoutrements   Farcical

It’s the Bibl . .

. . As mythical as Prometheus

                                 In Hesiods Theogony the first beings after Chaos were Erebus Gaia Tartarus Eros Nyx

Then the Titans

Then the Olympians

Legs up steps ahead of the Jews the Christians

                                                  Take a ticket  Stand in line  Like at any really good bakery

So you’re sayin . .

. . Wheres the Church of Prometheus

                                       A rock A chain  An eagle     A regenerating liver

I think bettermore colourful than a wooden cross crown of thorns  a spear woundexcuse me lance Lance of Longinus name given to the unknown Roman soldier Kilroy Was Here  who stabbed Christ to determine if he was dead

In case he was fakin it

   Whas the eagles name

                                Boidy  Here Boidy

You know you’re going to Hell.

Goin back from where I came

                                Then I expect to be reincarcerated

Asshole. Reincarnated.

Nope

         I believe not

You just look to piss people off.

I can do it with my eyes closed 

1331,  Sunday,  9  2. 25

1557,  Thursday,  6  3. 25

Tom Robbins

                was thrilled by the way he turned a phrase delighted in his comic mythopoeia

he kept a copy of Still Life With Woodpecker at hand JD couldnt remember JD now  or see his face  gave it to him in Ninetyeight  A Sort of Love Story  

that he accepted it a love story  was somethingnot his usual cup of tea  akin to hemlock

                                                                                           not overtly romantic

JD inscribed it didnt date when

above the inscription JD wrote for himself    Always  Seek

                                                          Test

                                                          Act

                                                          Question

                                                          Endure

inscribed

          There’s something to being able to explore and expand the boonderies that surround us every day. It’s the only way we can keep looking through our own onion glass.

                                                                         Peace, J. D.

he often garnered Peace when someone wrote him a card a postcard a letter or said goodbye  Peace

                                                                                                           but  he was a freak

his daughters told their friends he was a hippie

                                                   Grrls I was a freak

Dad one said Papa the other said  Mom said you were a hippie.

well  would be a cold day in Hell not that they didnt have a day days  a week in Hell he wanted to cross his wife

freak

hippie

hippie

freak

interchangeable

                  or they were interchangeable according to cops although coloured it with useful adjectives

his favourite

               fuckin’

less favourite though accurate

                                 long-hairedpreferred fuckin’  More than you asshole  hard time if ever formed pig in his mouth

cops stuck to the script

                         of coarse they woud usually white  they coudnt think for themselvesdid  wha they were told

cops soldiers

               wayway down the foodchain gristle  some nutrition   not protein aplenty

but he digresses

   Tom Robbins  Rest in Peace

1234,  Thursday,  6  3. 25

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/feb/10/tom-robbins-comic-novelist-of-us-counterculture-dies-aged-92

Five Man Electrical Band  Sign  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1b3acUNyGg

So whaya do  dismiss critics distort facts distract from the issue dismay the audience

Strategy

For what?

When I enter a mens room saddleup in a urinal directly beside someone while theres a slew of urinals stalls available

           Thasaid Im a bit suspiciousshoudnt be when urinals are available an a guy chooses to use a stall to take a leak

Whas with tha

A shy peeer?

Christ

         A nonathlete

Whadaya mean?

An athlete isnt shy has showered naked junior high high school

   Our junior high didnt have showers.

Crazy Anya went to junior high for three years went into high school as a sophomore 

                                                                                            Got screwed man

That’s what they did in Californi . .

. . IN in your part of Cali

                           Don assign to the whole of the state wha they pulled off in your small school district Your junior high compete in sports against other junior highs

No.

Did where I grewup in Chicago  but probably not the whole of Illinois

                                                                          You didnt shower with other guys until you were fifteensixteen Late to the game I was twelve

What’s your point?

To returnbriefly  you gettin screwed by your small town  It gyppedya a year to enjoy girls at fourteen to their eighteen  Last time tha age difference was grade school an by Gawd builds changed drastically

Youd agree

   Yeahsure.

               Again.   Your point?

he was tempted to say No point

                             Dismiss distort distract dismay  How am I doin

What are you talking about now?

Im doin well

believe sometime Thursday,  20  2. 25

1058,  Thursday,  6  3. 25

Point No Point

                 didnt look over at him said it straight ahead matter of fact

   What’s that?

Wasnt Camano

What’s that?

An island

And the point?

No Point

            Woudnt be to anyone other than me an mine 

Who’s . . . mine?

No need to know

I don’t know anything. was torqued

   No

No?

Yes   No

So why say?

Didnt realise you were listenin

I wa . .

. . This time   In this moment  Buys no reprieves

                                                     Chalk it up to inopportunity  unfortunate   Misfortunate

No hair off your head have no skin in the game

   I’m curious.

Tha buys nothin

                     Which you know

You can be a real fuck.

   Which you know

the birds in the trees over their heads grew real loud

                                                          sounded like an argument

Noisy

   What?

             I didn’t hear what you say.

I wasn’t listening.

Said noisy

Ah.

      Thought . . . nosey.

Thought wrong

                     Werent listenin

2050,  Thursday,  27  2. 25

2148,  day-between-2-Ts,  5  3. 25

they hadnt met in awhile

for three people they had waay too many moving partsnot him he was content with his exceptionally low carbon footprint

                  Maw an Paw said Waste not, want not.  as Biblical as they ever got

they knew what they were talking about  nine children his maternal grandmother lived in their home

the others  widows were galavanteers

                                                       galavanters wasnt giving them credit enough

they traveled around the globe

they took group tours

he asked groped tours

they said Ain’t none of your damn business, is it?

they were right

then theyd smile

                    Who the fuck knew

case in point they were simply moving targets

                                                  his Paw said  Boy, a movin’ target’s hard to hit.

his paternal Grandfather said Don’t shoot at a running rabbit. Wait. He’ll stop, get up on his hindlegs, check the terrain, check if they’re being pursued, shoot ‘em then.

ate lotsa rabbit and squirrel growingup

the Sues

           made it easy to remember their names

one Sue didnt have children her galavanting was an simple easy continuation of what she and her husband enjoyed

the other Sue had sons

                          one autistic  on the spectrum  the eldest

he interruptedintoned  Were all on the spectrum

My boy she replied is really on the spectrum.

                                                 Nearly fifty, he never learned how to drive, but is now somehow convinced, or was convinced, that what he ought to do is learn, buy a car, deliver food and make his fortune.

he laughed

she deadpanned him

Wha Thas funny

It’s not.

   Yaknow wha Id suggest

the other Sue snickered

                           Ohbrother, here it comes.

What would you suggest?

Talk him into standup comedy

                                 I believe theres few autistics who do an their wild take on things will likely catch people with their pants down

Who knew

she gave him a withering look

Those gimlet eyes doncha gimleteyes me

                                           Black humourbut don bring tha up with him he might think a blackface autistic comedian woud be a scream the rage

   Although

Coud be

the other Sue Jesus, Joe.

Were often confused NO

                          If I put my mind to it I coud probably put a schtick together  though Id be alluding Out of your sons mouth he coud coud  Im sayin coud   crush it

   Is he funny lookin

2PMish,  Thursday,  27  2. 25

1321,  day-betrween-2-Ts,  5  3. 25

Overton Window PERIOD which took the place of the actual punctuation in his mind

whenever he had the needgot a bug up his ass to try to be superior to him hed roll out abrupt  terse words ending in PERIOD

what it did for him he had no clue

Balance.  Counterpoise.

   Continue  I follow

You follow?

Of course which whenever he said incited him

You know what I’m talking about?

I said of course

he rarely believed him when he said Then what is it? a petulant child

he stuffed Woudya growup

                        Truly continue your discourse but Ive gotta say regarding counterpoise I have to tickle myself  Counterporpoise

Image is delicious a vivacious gray wet watermelon feel if you havent touched or held a porpoise

You’re changing the subject . . obfuscatin . .

. . Overton Window

                      An approach to identifying ideas that define the spectrum shook his head like Jimmy Durante albeit Durantes comedic shake to exascerbate his bulbousnose were all on it  define the spectrum of acceptable governmental policies at any one time They can be enlarged ideasconcepts changed or diminished

The window tha politicians typically act freely within thathey consider acceptable we good

   We good he was being petulant

1530,  Monday,  3  2. 25

1149,  day-between-2-Ts,  5  3. 25

https://www.mackinac.org/OvertonWindow#top

Jimmy Durante  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLANn9ujqE

they were as easily entertained as he

                                          hence  easy fast companions

a parcel arrived from his daughter

he expected it the day before but the post office isnt what it once was and it seemed if felon has its way Yes its he neutered felon every chance he got spunks longgone  the post office wont ever be again

   the ponies and riders that died during Pony Express will have died in vain

entertainment

                  cats cant resist an opened box

he emptied the box his daughter sent and set it on the floor leaving the cardboard flaps extended theyd have to leapupover them to get inside

they watched him he believed in anticipation as he unpacked it the three sitting nearly hip to hip

there was a pecking order

                             the queen october her kittens shy a female bomber a huge orange tabby took after his old man Robert who was one of his four outdoor ferals who also adored open boxes                                                                                                                  however

would the order survive their temptation

   NO

the box begged

                 bomber shy went to all fours casually titillated wandered to opposite sides

for shits and giggles he thought to step to the remaining sidebut before completing his thought they launched simultaneously UP INeachs four feet landing within a fiveinch square their chests pressed together heads averted slightly cheek to cheek

                                 hadnt seen anything like that since college Miami a small seethingbubbling hot tub five naked coeds pressed breasts to breasts     

he inserted himself in their midst

                                      also nakedcouldnt help himself

they were awfully high

the girl he brought to the party took exception

she left

he tried to cajole her

                       Awcomon I know we can squeeze you in lots of squeezingtugging goinon under the bubbles

   she drove

it was a long walk home

it didnt occur to him to mind it

1525,  Monday,  3  2. 25

1018,  day-between-2-Ts,  5  3. 25