they hadnt met in awhile

for three people they had waay too many moving partsnot him he was content with his exceptionally low carbon footprint

                  Maw an Paw said Waste not, want not.  as Biblical as they ever got

they knew what they were talking about  nine children his maternal grandmother lived in their home

the others  widows were galavanteers

                                                       galavanters wasnt giving them credit enough

they traveled around the globe

they took group tours

he asked groped tours

they said Ain’t none of your damn business, is it?

they were right

then theyd smile

                    Who the fuck knew

case in point they were simply moving targets

                                                  his Paw said  Boy, a movin’ target’s hard to hit.

his paternal Grandfather said Don’t shoot at a running rabbit. Wait. He’ll stop, get up on his hindlegs, check the terrain, check if they’re being pursued, shoot ‘em then.

ate lotsa rabbit and squirrel growingup

the Sues

           made it easy to remember their names

one Sue didnt have children her galavanting was an simple easy continuation of what she and her husband enjoyed

the other Sue had sons

                          one autistic  on the spectrum  the eldest

he interruptedintoned  Were all on the spectrum

My boy she replied is really on the spectrum.

                                                 Nearly fifty, he never learned how to drive, but is now somehow convinced, or was convinced, that what he ought to do is learn, buy a car, deliver food and make his fortune.

he laughed

she deadpanned him

Wha Thas funny

It’s not.

   Yaknow wha Id suggest

the other Sue snickered

                           Ohbrother, here it comes.

What would you suggest?

Talk him into standup comedy

                                 I believe theres few autistics who do an their wild take on things will likely catch people with their pants down

Who knew

she gave him a withering look

Those gimlet eyes doncha gimleteyes me

                                           Black humourbut don bring tha up with him he might think a blackface autistic comedian woud be a scream the rage

   Although

Coud be

the other Sue Jesus, Joe.

Were often confused NO

                          If I put my mind to it I coud probably put a schtick together  though Id be alluding Out of your sons mouth he coud coud  Im sayin coud   crush it

   Is he funny lookin

2PMish,  Thursday,  27  2. 25

1321,  day-betrween-2-Ts,  5  3. 25