Out of curiosity

                    Since yare one to constantly rate or rank thingsI don know how you do tha  thasaid  remind me of a buddy of mine Abe  a Jew everything he considered was through the lens of how he coud make money off it I asked him How do you think like tha Abe replied How can you not?

Thasaid

               Rate your wife when you met her Not out of ten  Out of onehunred

Why are you curious?

Because you cant resist quantifying cant resist comparingFUCK you constantly compare yourself sizeup other guys . .

. . And you don’t?

   As Ive said I don see guys  Aint got a damn thing Im interested in But youre like a dog with its nose at the others ass

Jes . .

. . Don Jesus me Youre constantly comparing contrasting

                                                            An thasaid     Rate your wife

I’d . say . . . a ninetyseven.

An twenty years later

What do you mean?

Wha I said  If the fires warm an inviting at home why are you constantlyagain drawing my attention to skirts  torches who woudnt give ya the time of day enough to scald ya let alone scorch you

                                                                                    Not tha you woud cheat on your wife  Given a chance    Given a chance evenif there was a rocksolid guarantee she woud never NEVER  find out

Thaswha I mean

   I don’t know.

You think shed rate you twenty years later as equal to whayawere going in

No.

Thanks for being honest

                                Whawoud ya rate her

A ninetyoneWhat about you?

Your wife

No.

     Yours.

I don rank anything

tad miffed That's a cop out.

Give me a time

                        Ya know Id tellya find out for yourself

   Thasaid

                Whawoud you rateout of a hunred the best woman you bedded

Vetted?

Wha

Betted?

Bedded

What?

BEDDED

            B E D D E D took to bed

Oh.

 

   I’d say . . a ninetyseven.

How many

Two three.

An low-end bedding   Sounds like a pickup in a Kmart WalMart JCPenney

   Maybe . . . a fifty-eight.

Sheesh

And you?

I don rate or rank

You know, asking makes me sound shallow.

As a puddle dude  Shallow as a puddle

414preferred,  Thursday,  21  3. 24

1244,  Monday,  25  3. 24

. . . aw come on, ya got to admit that that’s a coincidence.

Its not Tha doesnt exist

Oh but it does.

Is it possible youre confusing coincidence with correlation or causation a triplescoop icecream cone

                                                                                                         Ill concede theres cause an effect but not a standalone coincidence

When things coincide I believe you think there must be a reason because thas how the your world works You suspect something has to be going on

                                Coincide

Coinside S I D E not C I D E

                               Heads Tails No   Coinside  a suddenfertilised ovum access pinhole snapsshut sperms tails severed its motility excised eliminated

                                              Becomes Thas my Daddy sitting on the couch in his easy chair

Badabing badaboom

   Ridiculous. Why do I listen to your crap?

Because you need a foil to deliver you from yourself

                                                        Youre dangerous walkinround like a bomb with some of those thoughts ticking away in your head

Our conversation began if youll recall  with you tellin me tha my suggestion a mutation is commiserate with wha you call a coincidence Theyre blatantly unlike yet you stick to your guns insisting they are

A random fluctuation mutation Not a random coincidence

But thas how your world works

414preferred,  Thursday,  21  3. 24

1151,  Monday,  25  3. 24

https://mikeclayton.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/correlation-causation-and-coincidence/#:~:text=So%2C%20when%20two%20things%20occur,something%20must%20be%20going%20on.

   Go   Home

bigfoot paused lookedup at him

Go  On   Ya heard me Go   Home

untroubled bigfoot sauntered towards himmoving like John Wayne  unmistakably

   Buddy  You cant come with me yacant keepup

                                                       Wait here

truth be known he believed bigfoot understood him

                                                       he walked towards him

bigfoot ceased sat

up on him he squattedtook his head in both hands rubbed his jaw ears Be a sport  Stay   Ill be back in two shakes of a catstail  an houranahaf

he stood

bigfoot did too

he turnedmilitarily on his heelswalked over his shoulder demanded STAY HERE

                                                                                         kept walking didnt look back

theyd been pals eleven years

easily the last seven doing this dance

Hes still following us

Quit watching

Look

No

Hes precious hes tryin to keep up

Because hes aware he has your attention   Quit

Its hard

I know

           though once up to speedmarking cadence he was all business  forward

 

as he walked he thoughtchided

                                  Yacant save stupid from stupid  Not to say yacant try or shoudnt  Eventually they catchup with themselves

bigfoot wasnt stupid

he was streetwise

it was the other Stupids that coloured his mind who werent

                                                               who thought they were

when he IDd them he gave them wide berth minimised contact with them as much as he could  bordered on callused

learned with age

                   figured on-the-job training

for it he had many seen an unseen scars

   Go   Home

   

1120,  Thursday,  21  3. 24

2053,  Sunday,  24  3. 24

Blind Faith  Cant Find My Way Home  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jlLBs6YawM

YES ohyes

             devout  MAGAgagsputter

devotees

           their rallies celebrations rituals  liturgies   whiny grievances

majority white

                 all Fearful

that after more than two centuries of entitlement two hunred years of treating the Other heinously they ought to put the shoeWAIT lotsa slaves were barefoot  on the other foot

                                                              or be enslaved

sell off their family

make their women breed Dobbs v. Jackson

   he failed he was secular to see them in a religious light despite lead to believe they were Christians

he hadnt

           because they didnt act Christian werent Ten Commandmentish

growing up he didnt know neighbourhood Christians to spew hatred violent rhetoric

                                                                                         violate Exodus 20:3

Tang Jesus

   really

           how the hell they get their hands up under their chins in prayer with their heads up their ass

1558,  Monday,  11  3. 24

1322,  Sunday,  24  3. 24

George Harrison  My Sweet Lord  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wHBsMoHFWs

he didnt let either her attractive manner or equally physical attractiveness daunt him  he got the game   catch more bees with honey

Once again honey coud have used kiddo withheld sweetcheeks

As I said she was being so pleasant accommodating it’s a considered part of your appointment today and frankly, essential.

   Essential not typical to his vocabulary  To whom

Well . . obviously . you.

   Me 

      Youll excuse me obviousness is in your court

I understand this aspect is part of your gig  However I decline

                                                                  My prior physicals didnt include it This one wont either 

They wouldn’t have, we’ve determin . .

. . We whos we Got a mouse in your pocket

   Excuse me?

Look it up

             I apologise I didnt mean to sound terse

To be succinct  Its not happening

It’s part of your appointment.

Im here for a physical not a mental

You must understand that cognitive decline would affect your physical health and well-being.

I do It is mine though isnt it

                               If I were in declineusing your word obviously Im content happy with it

I am not encumbered

And beyond I have an endgame exit strategy  Im intent of not putting anyone out

                                                                                      So onward forward onto the next phase of my physical please

The doctor . .

. . Is my employee  You are my employee

                                            Please  Lets get on with it

   she made a sound that was as close to a harrumph as honey could make  

1558,  Monday,  11  3. 24

1212,  Sunday,  24  3. 24

Allman Brothers  Whipping Post  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuoW8MTbZY

. . . abrogate . .

. . Wha

         This a new gate for the list

perplexed  A new gate? List?

Watergate

Irangate

          giggled   Irongate

   What do they have to do with abrogate?

Bear with me

                Controversies referred to with a –gate suffix

What’s with you and suffixes?

Please Simple

                  Provides me a  fix   Affixes

Jeez.

        Not so clever.

More so than you

                     Blame it on William Safire Conservative New York Times columnist a former Nixon speechwriter

For a proposed pardon of Watergate criminals and Vietnam War dodgers he cited created Vietgate

On a roll he devised Billygate Briefingate Contragate Deavergate Debategate Doublebillingsgate Frankiegate Franklingate Genschergate Housegate Iraqgate Koreagate Lancegate Maggiegate Nannygate Raidergate Scalpgate Travelgate Troopergate Whitewatergate

                                           Libfixes

Used to embellish a noun or name to suggest the existence of a farreaching scandal Particularly in politics and government

Libfix  a productive bound morpheme affix created by rebracketing an backformation  a generalisation of a component of a blended or portmanteau word

                                     Hence Abrogate

Follow

Affixes 

Prefix

Suffix

Circumfix

Duplifix

Inflix

Interfix

Transfix

Simulfix

Suprafix

Disfix

What the hell arya talking about?

Christ

        How clear do I have to make it Ive laid the groundwork  You work a little

I . .

. . Excuse me excuse me  You don like to work tha hard

No I don’t.

No ya don

            So you aint playin

I’m not. 

         You’re doing nothing but irritating me.

At which I excel

You do.

Second to none

                 Nobody else is even in the running

Not a fucking soul.

See There ya go   Yare so close so close

                                            If it were a snake itd have bit you in the ass anyad die   Tough

You’re so ridiculous.  WHAT?

Soul Yasaid it

                Coud have been Rodney King  Coud have been George Floyd  Coud have been Eric Garner the original

I Cant Breathe  Over fuckin looseys

Jesus Christ Cops  

                      Anthen there are white cops

   What are you going on about?

Back to the beginning Can you possibly recall  You of little retention an memory

Abrogate

Yah  Abrogate

                A bro a black brother  Gate

1545,  Monday,  11  3. 24

1738,  Saturday,  23  3. 24

https://www.nytimes.com/1974/09/12/archives/the-vietgate-solution-essay.html

musical HAIR  Colored Spade  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udL0BuZZeog

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schizoid

          when oiding he failed to cite what started him down the rabbithole that lead to brain organoids or brainoids

how the hell he skip schizoid

                              void it

no idea

he was humping pavers with a buddyhad split a tenmg edible BlueDreamBerry let him ruminate while lugging

                                                                                                                                 Fuuuck

What?

My oid piece yesterday Forgot to include schizoidwhich is crazy because thawas its germination  Like growing a plant without a nightsoil or seed

Without seed? You can’t do that.

It had been there idea was there

                                     Dropped it                                                      

But nevertheless . . the derived piece came to fruition.

nodding It did it did

                      Actually he laughed  actually like former thanking his family for his South Carolina primary win an forgot to mention a son an daughter-in-law Last time you forgot one of your four sons   Ever

Never.

        How the fuck ya do that?

I forgot schizoid

                 But maybe former slitheredcross my mindtagged himstuck masking tape on his back MagicMarkered KICK ME like we did as kids   Member  An somebody always did   Hard  Square in the ass

   We didn’t.

Yadidnt

No.

Pansy candyass California upbringing Beach Boys coudnt have formed anywhere else

You knocking the Beach Boys?

Yah I am

              But youre prone to Candy Pop Archies Sugar Sugar

he sneered They were good.

Yalistenin to yourself

What?

Yaknow  Think Ill give ya a pass

                                    Yare high

he mumbled something

Wha

I said you forgot schizoid

I did

        Likely cuz its redundant

Redundant? How?

Im one

3PM,  Sunday,  10  3. 24

1101,  Saturday,  23  3. 24

https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/immunology/articles/10.3389/fimmu.2021.792316/full

https://www.santacruzsentinel.com/2023/10/16/thc-gummies/

Sugar, Sugar  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX28cgKHHyc  &  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84SwKM6KfaU

“I don’t know a fucking thing.”

he didnt the more he learned the less he knew his daughters whenever he told them thought he was awfully funny

“That must mean I’m finally sane and that’s an excellent place to start going crazy again.”

   Sane he thought

                       Doubt it

In saneYah two words

                          in sane somewhere at the margins in extremis  then the shoe might fit though he preferred going shoeless

liked to be connected to the earth

lightningrod style

                   an frankly wouldnt bitch if struck by lightning electrocuted smoky ash gust of wind blowing him like   whell blowing him

                            as a kid a young man now when visiting the Midwest placed an order that someone in the family take on the responsibility of doing a raindance HEAVY RAIN LIGHTNING & THUNDER in extremis because when it arrived – theyve not failed him yet – he strippedput on a pair of shorts an ran madly backanforth upandown his parents enormous frontyard making a spectacle of himself if someone other than his parents saw his mother  If you keep tempting Fate, it’s gonna strike you down with a lightning bolt!   You think of a better exit than tha   I’ll have to think about that. then laughed wholeheartedly

once a year for years he visited

she was still thinking it over

SANITY

OVERRATED

February, 2024

1022,  Reggaefriday,  22  3. 24

quotes from The Killing of the Tinkers by Ken Bruen

   an oops

              everyones allowed not one but several

he maintained cardboard boxes and boxes

kept them in storage

                      someone wanted to get into a pissing match over who was more deficient he had copious receipts

the oops that prompted him was a quote from The Killing of the Tinkers Ken Bruen which when he read it arrested him Hemingway said of Wyndham Lewis  “(he) had the eyes of a professional rapist”

he was agog

              one could be a professional rapist what was the pay rate he would have been incensed had someone said that of him

so he had to dig

research

         “I’ve now come to appreciate that research is really mesearch.” Rosen The Tao of Jung: The Way to Integrity

integritty

             he wasnt sure he agreed

from Hemingways A Moveable Feast

                                       “Under the black hat, when I had first seen them, the eyes had been those of an unsuccessful rapist.”

so unless Bruen was referring to the reviewers words he did not quote them David Trotter published in the London Review of Books at the conclusion of Hemingways quote Mr Trotter when on to write “There might presumably have been some hope for Lewis had his eyes merely been those of a successful rapist.”

                                                                                    successful is a far cry from professional

successful isnt necessarily better paying than professional

                                                               per se Jack the Ripper

a sexual mutilator prostitutes his canonical victims possibly could have been a rapist although no evidence was found however the eleven unsolved Whitechapel murders 3 April 1888 to 13 February 1891 forensics investigations werent what they are today

  this piece went darker than he saw

sometime in February, 2024

1139,  Thursday,  21  3. 24

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2001/jan/23/londonreviewofbooks

Oboy Mama said thered be days like this

                                                -oids coming on  oodles an oodles of -oids

which tickled himmade him laugh

                                    he was easily tickled nonsensical humour enthralled him

others oblivious

                   not so much

misunderstood his braying

                              but he wouldnt let ignorance fussbuttery spoil his fun

 hedbeen

a hapless haploidsperm hurtlingheadlong which collidedpenetrated an ovoid haploidovum

said -oiding

            unavoidable

oid shaped

oddshaped

misshaped

humanbein

mongoloid

           many believe dated not where he grewup still thriving delivered with a crack across the back of the head

                                                                                                                               tard too

though queer

               it was an Irish neighbourhood he wasnt their nationality what have you the most prone susceptible nationality

according to recent statistics

                               and within the United States the extra copy trisomy chromosome 21 Mosaic translocation Down syndrome he didnt have to be crass afflicts sixtyseven percent non-Hispanic and White sixteen percent Hispanic thirteen percent non-Hispanic and Black three percent Asian or Pacific Islanders one percent American Indian First People

-oids

       no avoiding

brain organoid or brainoid

                             “is a miniaturised simplified version of an organ produced in vitro in the dimensions that mimics the key functional structural biological complexity of that organ”

                                                                           “. . . the fields of biomaterials science and tissue engineering have shown great promise in creating bioartificial tissues and organs which isnt to say the Real McCoy for use in a variety of regenerative medicine applications.”

   he opened a can of wigglyworms  

3PM,  Sunday,  10  3. 24

1001,  Thursday,  21  3. 24

Shirelles  Mama Said  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L842mz-tNBQ

Downs https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/birthdefects/downsyndrome.html

Will blow your mind  https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6680880/