Out of curiosity
Since yare one to constantly rate or rank thingsI don know how you do tha thasaid remind me of a buddy
of mine Abe a Jew everything he considered was through the lens
of how he coud make money off it I asked
him How do you think like tha Abe replied How can you not?
Thasaid
Rate your wife when you met her Not out of ten Out of onehunred
Why are you curious?
Because you cant resist
quantifying cant resist comparingFUCK you constantly compare yourself sizeup other guys . .
.
. And you don’t?
As Ive said I don see guys Aint got a damn thing Im interested in But youre like a dog with its nose at the
others ass
Jes . .
.
. Don Jesus me Youre constantly comparing contrasting
An thasaid Rate your wife
I’d . say . . . a ninetyseven.
An twenty years later
What do you mean?
Wha I said If the fires warm an inviting at
home why are you constantlyagain drawing
my attention to skirts torches who woudnt
give ya the time of day enough to scald ya let alone scorch you
Not tha you woud cheat on
your wife Given a chance Given a chance evenif there was a rocksolid guarantee
she woud never NEVER find out
Thaswha I mean
I don’t know.
You think shed rate you twenty
years later as equal to whayawere going in
No.
Thanks for being honest
Whawoud ya rate her
A ninetyoneWhat about you?
Your wife
No.
Yours.
I don rank anything
tad
miffed That's a cop out.
Give me a time
Ya know Id tellya find out for yourself
Thasaid
Whawoud you rateout of a hunred the best woman you bedded
Vetted?
Wha
Betted?
Bedded
What?
BEDDED
B E D D E D took to bed
Oh.
I’d say . . a ninetyseven.
How many
Two three.
An low-end bedding Sounds like a pickup in a Kmart WalMart
JCPenney
Maybe . . . a fifty-eight.
Sheesh
And you?
I don rate or rank
You know, asking makes me sound shallow.
As a puddle dude Shallow as a puddle
414preferred, Thursday,
21 3. 24
1244, Monday,
25 3. 24
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