she laid on her belly on a colourful beachtowel at the edge of the sparklingblue pool

he was bringing her a gin and tonic  Lotsa lime please    Ya got it

   he came up on her feet

                           cleared his throat JEEZ  You look good enough to eat

she turned her shoulderships flat halted on her right elbowbreast peekaboo 

                                                                                         a freshtube of toothpaste twisted at the middle

Talk’s cheap.

Here leaning over to hand her the drink in an alreadysweating large lemonyellow plastic tumbler  Or if you rather

Ill help you up

she didnt say

               she avoided the drinkheld her hand outslipping like an eel onto her bottom 

he switched the cup into his righthandgrasped her left wrist

she cameup easily 

                    she helped

they ignored the bathers who watched them as they walkedup into the house  he leddidnt let go of her wrist

they went upstairs  paused in the hall

                                         Your room

she motioned up the hallsaid Left

going through the doorway he let go of her wristshut the door behind them

made queen bed 

room smelled like her

the closet was behind two mirrored slidingdoors made him smile

                                                                        Comere

she walkedup to him

he walked her before him to the closet turned her to face it took her lefthand in his on top of hers an when she couldnt reach any higher he pressed her palm to the mirror

                                                      held it firm

Look at yourself 

she looked

See how beautiful you are            

she looked

Answer me

in the mirror she looked stubborn   back into his eyes

                                                           shesmiled lazily     wiles   

he smiled

         he undid the top of her twopiecepulled it aside baring her breasts  he ran the back of his fingers under the heft of each gently pinched her nipples at the end of each long slow tantalising stroke

                                                                                      then 

he ran his palm down her bellyslowly  slowly

                                                  watched her face  in the mirrorlistened   how her breath caught

he ran his hand to her crotch  ran it to one sideher thigh pinched it  crossed her crotch to her other thigh  pinched it

she caught her breathher breasts goosebumped  nipples hardened

                                                                      gently he bit one side of her neck nuzzledlicked the back of her neck gently bit the other side as he put his hand on the flat of her bellyworked a finger  into the waist of her swimsuit

   See how beautiful you areTell me

I . . I 

Tell me Say it

   I . . I am beautiful.

Very beautiful say it

I . am . . . very beautiful.

I can only imagine how beautiful your pussy is

                                                  her breath quit

he pushed her feet shoulderwidth apart

How beautiful

                   then

he slipped his hand down her swimsuitcupped her pussy  Awbaby   Youre wet 

                                                                                   she took a sharp breath

Youre wet

I . I am.

   Nice firm clit sweet honey grrl

Yes.

he stroked her

shegasped

he leaned his hard-on against the cleave of her ass

shegasped

   slowly sloowlydeliberately   he played with the folds of her pussygrind against her ass     

they watched their faces in the mirror

                                       ardor hardening

she bit her lower lip

                   he spun her away from mirrortossed her on the bedon her backyanked her bottom off spread her legswide suckedtongued her pussy slavishly

STOP.

he wasnt taking orders

AWGOD PLEASE STOP . I’M . . I’M . I’m gonna . . .

                                                      she came in his mouth

nearly choked on hervolume

herhotviscosity

   nearly

You look good enough to eat  echoooing in his ears

0650,  Reggaefriday,  18  8. 23

1520,  Reggaefriday

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (BRMC)  Ain’t No Easy Way  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-nSPVZuKwI 

he was a realtor  a really successful realtor

                                              showing a small house to a single guy

other agents overlooked it despite its evident he believed possibilities those he gave away for free                                                    

working up the other side of the house before headingout to the porch the yard the apricot trees 

                                                                                                     An heres the bathroom

Urinal toilet tub shower

his head twitched like a spooked bird Urinal?  That’s a sink.

Ifya like  Sink

If I like?

Ifya like

          Remember  California  Water costs Urinal    Orya can step outside onto the porch an water the peppermint

Are you kiddin me?

You play poker

Yeah.

Any good at it

Comme ci comme ca. 

Can you read my face

   You think Im bluffin

I don’t know.

You don

          Steer clear of poker  Im holding a full house

1733, Thursday,  17  8. 23

   Whell  hes full of shit

Who?

Ho

Who’s Ho?

Hos a justice anI use the term loosely who sits on the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals  hears appeals from Louisiana Mississippi Texas the Circuit Judge is Samaul Alito

Samuel.

Wha I said 

           Ho and his two illiberal cohorts are attempting to quash a womans right to have access to the abortion drug mifepristone

Why? Shouldn’t be his business, politicians’ business.

No argument from me 

                       This will knock your socks off

Have at it. It’s been awhile.

Because doctorsspecifically OB-GYNs obstetrician-gynecologists  experience aesthetic injury when a fetus is aborted

his mouth swung open  speechless

An I quote Unborn babies (FETUSES) are a source of profound joy for those who view them. Expectant parents eagerly share ultrasound photos with loved ones. Friends and family cheer at the sight of an unborn child (FETUS). Doctors delight in working with their unborn patients (FETUSES) – and experience an aesthetic injury when they are aborted.

still nothing

Wha a Ho 

   

2002,  Thursday,  17  8. 23

0949,  Reggaefriday,  18  8. 23

Chris Hayes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pOH3KVMLbo

Ho  https://www.welcometohellworld.com/the-aesthetic-injury-they-experience/

Ho move over  make room for Ronnie Jackson Representative of Texas who squealed “. . . DOJ Department of Justice has very rapidly become the enemy of the American people.”

though maybe Ho wouldnt mind visiting Jackson seemed to him that Jacksons echochamber has plenty of room for Ho  plenty of room 

                      talks with his head up his ass

1024,  Reggaefriday,  18  8. 23

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Ah . . yes the overcast skies. Called June gloom.

   Wha

June gloom.

Repeating yourself explains absolutely nothing 

                                                  Beavers Mom    Ive no idea why yare bringing her up

What are you talking about?

Backatcha

             Whadahell you talkinbout

June gloom, you’ve heard it before.

Had I  Woud I be askin Christ

                                  Ill go again  Beavers Mom

Who the hell’s Beaver? 

Oh come on  Jerry Mathers Tony Dow Barbara Billingsley Hugh Beaumont Leave It to Beaver

Cleaver . . their last name was Cleaver.

Aw  Yah Not Bloom  Not goodhavent been good with characters names or AKAs I tend to keep to their real names

June Bloom who 

No. What.

What

        Yareally making me pry this out of ya

Are you yanking my chain?

No

Maybe because its California lexico . .

. . Of a bygone era

                      Ive lived here more than twenty yearsaint ever heard it before  Tell me enlighten me

It’s the few weeks of overcast skies that precede a sunny, scalding summer. It effects some people depresses them.

So a few weeks June gloom an they forget theyre living in California

Apparently.

Sounds like SAD S A D seasonal affective disorder  some Northerners suffer it although Id add Minnesota winterslike I experienced rolled in early November left early March

                                                           Months

An yet its still May 

                     May gray

Macy Gray Sex-o-matic Venus Freak  When we hide an seek  when my hands are tied  69 position an whip cream all over my skin  lick you from bottom to roof  love to get down with you  I am a sex-o-matic venus freak when Im with you  an I will stop only when you tell me to 

                                              Im a sex-o-matic venus freak he was bland  Youve never heard the song

he cleared his throat acted asif he shouldnt have either boneless entitled whiteman as he was No.

Cuzlikely  youve lived your hole life in California he wasnt going to allude to holes spelling  wouldnt be kosher   

1639,  Monday,  5  6. 23

1127,  Thursday,  17  8. 23

Macy Gray  Sex-o-Matic Venus Freak  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT2eyNcZDmA

so Humpty Dumpty so veryvery pleased with himself sits on a wall and freespeeches threatens Americans and their families with violence that they unfortunately have been swept up in as hes legally pursued through the courts

Humpty Dumpty spewsbelieving plausible deniability will protects his big white fat ass

96% of recent US political violence comes from rightwing adherents  add heretics

   NOW

             put that big fat white eggshellass in prisonsolitary confinement OBLIVIOUSLY for his own protection from the general population he can simmer therestew until he learns to help himself an keeps from incitinginflaming his simpering acolytes 

YES hed still have opportunity through counsel to communicate his thoughts to THEM

   beg Back off back off pleaseplease back off 

because until they stop

                         They’re not coming after me, they’re coming after you.  he will remain in detention

as Seinfelds soupNazi famously said  NO GOLF FOR YOU

1521,  Thursday,  17  8. 23

violent threats  https://www.npr.org/2023/08/12/1193463117/violent-threats-against-public-officials-are-rising-heres-why 

Seinfeld  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSTiKHOFEI 

Mr.  I am your retribution  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG0ko3rMWig

Matt let the cat out of the bag

                                                 https://newrepublic.com/post/175031/matt-gaetz-admits-biden-impeachment-really-helping-republicans-2024

idiots they-think-theyre-smart-like-a-fox do that

of course 

          the Do-Nothing chorus House Republicants would seek to impeach Biden – they have no evidence – for nothing other than theater waste taxpayers dollars attempting to sully Biden prior to the 2024 elections

if they were to listen theyd hear the final nails be driven into their Majority coffin 

                                                                                      hmmm Bidens got his work cut out 

itll be tough accruing 4 indictmentspossibly still more to come and 91possibly still more to come felony counts if Mr. should actually become the Republican candidate originally he wrote Republican party candidate but it aint an wont be having a party when the bell finishes tolling

those who back Mr. will have to straightenup wipe the dribble of spittlecum off their chin without as much as a thank you

    Matt  doorMatt         

1220,  Thursday,  17  8. 23

   to be fair 

             hed just come off ZOOM a hot rocket according to buddy who was striving but failingbadly to keepup with him   he was stoned 

                       he was also sipping Blantons neat

Ya followin me

dully Zoom their selfie?

Yah Enlarge  Enlarge their image he heldup his hand thumb index finger touching  Fingers on screen  then slowlydeliberately spread them  The image gets bigger Zooms out 

                                                                        I didnt think Id have to labour this

   Im pretty fucked up man

Awright

        Hold on  Its occurred to me

OhJesus.

           Something else.

Times blitzkriegs happen inside my head

You wanna to keep it to yourself?

Not while I got you sitting beside me were dappled by shade a whitehot day an the pool looking like a medieval moat

When yagonna get tha fixed  

He said he’d come yesterday.

But he didnt

No.

He call

No.

Whens he coming

I don’t know.

Keep it up youll need to order blennies tangsNEVERmind nevermind  theyre saltwater  Order an enormous vat of otocinclus kuhli loach love these freakin namesimpressed theyre coming to mind despite the hash delicious Blantons  ah Siamese algae eater howbout plecostomus another finishing with –U S  hillstream loach bristlenose pleco flying fox crushing itJeez    Exhaustin

buddy sat across from him mouth open

Once upon a time I had a freshwater aquarium shit we retainusually useless then it makes an appearance cameo oddest times  but thas not wha I meant to talkbout  Not your faltering pool nearing decrepit 

He’ll come.

Like a dog Doesnt come when you call

He’ll come he knows.

He ought to come anfind he hasnt a job BUT thasnot whas piqued my mind    Circumcision

What? his cheek flushed  embarrassed

Arya kiddin me

What?

Monosyllabic

What?

Lets try four Circumcision 

cheeks flushed again

You uncomfortable talking about circumcision 

Do you have to keep saying it?

                                   What’s it got to do with anything?

Blitzkrieg parcel yanked on the ribbon lo an behold or hold below  antug if ya don mind

Fuck.

Are you embarrassed

Why we talking about this?

It occurred to me

Why?

Better than what were forging ahead  

                                          A   Head

Stop.

Imagine this Its wha occurred to menow tha said I feel bad I was thinking of a woman but it coud also be a guy so theyre either he or sheokay 

                                Okay

I . . yeah . . okay.

Excellent

         So say theyve been with ten guys but not one was uncircumcised  Fly opens waistband yanked down midthigh theyre hot to trotgobble BAM uncircumcised  Imagine  Might even elicit WHA THE HELLS THA

Jesus

   Well Two syllables   Good for you

1633,  Monday,  5  6. 23

0937,  Thursday,  17  8. 23

Lennon  Whatever Gets You Thru The Night  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFTD9O-XMw

Beatles  Drive My Car  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfSQkZuIx84

Zoom he might as well have said it as punctuation period

                                                              was getting sick and tired of buddys bitchinbout only chicks with little tits willing to go out with him

I cant imagine an inobvious you

What do you mea . .

. . Not leering

                My sister was largebreasted she coudnt stop complainin about lunkheads shed met tha coudnt bring themselves to talk to her face  You remind me of them

Like you’re so . .

. . Unobvious Yes  Couth yes

                                Like I told you the other day  James Cains Mildred Pierce Joan Crawford lead Eve Arden Our Miss Brooks her characters Ida CorwinHell  Butterfly McQueen was in it too Lottie Idas on a chair behind the cash register at some decorations on the wall an turns to find Monte Zachary Scott eyeballing her  Leave something on me I might catch cold  Classic line  Sarcastic  Pitchperfect delivery  She shoudave gotten an Oscar for it

Shouldnt undress a lady

Like you don’t.

I do   Subtly

              She knows wha shes got

Zoom

What do you mean?

Take a picture Lasts longer

Im still not following you.

Say she sends you a selfie

                             I can see you asking for one

It’s part and parcel of on-line dating resumes.

There you have it

   Have it.   Have wha?

Shes got little tits

My luck, yeah.

Zoom her blow her up dial in so the only thingher tits are the only thing on the screen  Mammoth mammaries

Send her a dickpic

                     Likely shell do the same

oohshit did he howl

1629,  Monday,  5  6. 23

1501,  day-betrween-2-Ts,  16  8. 23

fourth times a charm

I gotta ask  You still allowing fourfive dealbreakers before you decide theyre a dealbreaker

That’s a real bug up your ass ain’t it?

It oughta be a bug up yours

You’re picky . .

. . Who I wanna spend my time with money on

                                                    Yah

You expect too much of people. 

Anya expect nothing

Careful. Careful. 

Yamean ouch

               Definition of a dealbreaker is it  breaks the deal IT    Not they 

I cant hear you

he deadeyed him  You do you and I’ll do me.

It is wha it is

                Crappy repartee Whaever   

Dumbed down dumbed down cant wait for the time when were just mumblinmewlin   fuckinidiots 

                                                                                                         In our lifetime

Im happy yare complying  so plaint pussyish

Careful . .

. . Wha Oooh 

                 Quit

Where’s this coming from? 

This angst

   Yeah.

Don try an set me up out of the blue because some woman youre seeing an for some queer reason talk about meStop  who thinks Id be a good fit for a friend of hers 

                                                  You didnt even do legwork on the woman

I saw her picture. She’s really attractive.

THERE

What?

THERE

What’s . . there?

Shes attractive

Are you denying that?

I wouldnt 

           But tha speaks to the extend of your consideration  Shes attractive     Do ya ever mine the depthseven cursorily flit about to question  beyond   what she looks like

I don’t know what you want me to say.

Nothing I called your date I asked her   I don do blind

Why? 

       I gave you the number. You didn’t have to . .

. . She made the recommendation

She thought . .

. . You thought

                  Wanna tell how often I care wha people think

You don’t care. 

I don

       Thas why I called an asked her

What did you say?

I didnt screw anythingup for you  I asked

                                               I asked wha I thought you mightave asked if ya coud see beyond how attractive she is  Which I know better

Christ. I’m trying to set you up with a bombshell and you’re knocking me.

Shes been divorced three times Fourth times a charm

                                                          Yamay I don know admire  her for getting out of bad marriages I have no sympathy 

                       A  Dealbreaker 

  

1624,  Monday, 5  6. 23

1145,  day-between-2-Ts,  16  8. 23

American political violence

Could anyone tell him the name and address of a Republican who has been targeted doxxed freespeeched threatened with violence death by a self-identified Democrat or Progressive

                                                                       Anyone

the country needs to pass a Domestic Terrorism law

but Republicans stopped it

Hmmm

 

1556,  day-between-2-Ts,  16  8. 23

Deadline:  White House  5PM  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93GWq2ZiXg8

Domestic Terrorism Prevention Act  https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/350/text

What domestic terrorism Senate Republicans wonder   https://www.judiciary.senate.gov/press/dem/releases/senate-republicans-filibuster-durbins-domestic-terrorism-prevention-act

Cassidy Hutchinson hands former his ass  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1g8rmptg40

Awbrutha. You take the cake.

Not really Itah was inevitable

You didn’t have to take the job.

I did

You did?

           Why?

I wanted to learn how to do the art on the lattes Ive always thought thawas very clever

You couldn’t have learned it through a small local business?

I woudnt do wha I did to a small company 

But to Starbucks.

Yah 

Why?

   Strike a blow for the little guy

Are you the little guy?

I am an so is everyone who is cowed by their managerwho cower to the bosses who cower to their bosses who cower to theirs 

       Thas a miserable hierarchy  Was just throwing a little sand into the gears

Do you think you changed a thing?

No matter For weeks it was quite a pip

Then you got fired.

I saw it coming She was a real prudegot the fattest cock I ever made

Ever made?

Ohyah I was doin it awhile The teenagers thought I was the shitsold more lattes than you coud shake a stick at they loved me 

          When I was fired I defended myself . . 

. . It was indefensible . .

. . It wasnthear me out

You’re right. she shook her head pathetically Lemme hear an then I call it indefensible.

Attagrrl keep an open mind  he guffawed

You laugh. You lost your job.

Didnt lose it  Hear me out                     

   I’m listening.

Thank you 

           So I followed the manager into her office . .

. . HER.

Yaever see a store manager who wasnt a woman theyre best at the job they oughta be makin money hand over fist but corporatemost corporations don see it thaway  Fuckers woud kick a woman a fella while they were down  Theyre not invested in the people who grease the wheels that create the wealth for shareholders 

                                                                                           Systems fuckedup

It’s always been . .

. . Thas no reason    Why I played my little part

Lead by example?

Damnright

   You were fired.

Yes No one followed me

Not leading.   At least not by example.

Better than its always been thaway

                                       To my mind

You followed her into her office.

Yes 

      I had her bring up . .

. . Why would she do that?

Because I wasnt leaving until she did   I asked her to humour me

I don’t imagine she was humored.

Had be some humour showing a customer that their outrage was sufficient to have an employee terminated immediately

How?

Humoured me   

                 Youll remember I saw she was a prude Her indignation purpled her face   Wish I had it on tape

she tipped her head down shook it even more pathetically than before 

                                                                         Woudya stop

You’re unbelievable, I’m sorry, go ahead continue.

So in her office I had her bring up the sales numbers the lattes over the past twothree weeks I was making em  Had her compare them to prior monthshad her compare to the same time last year when I wasnt employed

                                                                                                          Given my initiative I made Starbucks a pretty penny and the pretty penny was fired  She coudnt refute me   It was there in black an white As I said the kids loved meword spread like wildfire

Then you put out the fire by serving a fat cock to a prude?

Ya gotta believe it appeared even fatter than it was to her  She cringed violently when she took the lid off   I watched

You’re something else.

I am Not only did I make fat cocks on lattes but also sweet sweetlookin pussies.

OhChrist.

1611,  Monday,  5  6. 23

1006,  day-between-2-Ts,  16  8. 23