Awbrutha. You take the cake.

Not really Itah was inevitable

You didn’t have to take the job.

I did

You did?

           Why?

I wanted to learn how to do the art on the lattes Ive always thought thawas very clever

You couldn’t have learned it through a small local business?

I woudnt do wha I did to a small company 

But to Starbucks.

Yah 

Why?

   Strike a blow for the little guy

Are you the little guy?

I am an so is everyone who is cowed by their managerwho cower to the bosses who cower to their bosses who cower to theirs 

       Thas a miserable hierarchy  Was just throwing a little sand into the gears

Do you think you changed a thing?

No matter For weeks it was quite a pip

Then you got fired.

I saw it coming She was a real prudegot the fattest cock I ever made

Ever made?

Ohyah I was doin it awhile The teenagers thought I was the shitsold more lattes than you coud shake a stick at they loved me 

          When I was fired I defended myself . . 

. . It was indefensible . .

. . It wasnthear me out

You’re right. she shook her head pathetically Lemme hear an then I call it indefensible.

Attagrrl keep an open mind  he guffawed

You laugh. You lost your job.

Didnt lose it  Hear me out                     

   I’m listening.

Thank you 

           So I followed the manager into her office . .

. . HER.

Yaever see a store manager who wasnt a woman theyre best at the job they oughta be makin money hand over fist but corporatemost corporations don see it thaway  Fuckers woud kick a woman a fella while they were down  Theyre not invested in the people who grease the wheels that create the wealth for shareholders 

                                                                                           Systems fuckedup

It’s always been . .

. . Thas no reason    Why I played my little part

Lead by example?

Damnright

   You were fired.

Yes No one followed me

Not leading.   At least not by example.

Better than its always been thaway

                                       To my mind

You followed her into her office.

Yes 

      I had her bring up . .

. . Why would she do that?

Because I wasnt leaving until she did   I asked her to humour me

I don’t imagine she was humored.

Had be some humour showing a customer that their outrage was sufficient to have an employee terminated immediately

How?

Humoured me   

                 Youll remember I saw she was a prude Her indignation purpled her face   Wish I had it on tape

she tipped her head down shook it even more pathetically than before 

                                                                         Woudya stop

You’re unbelievable, I’m sorry, go ahead continue.

So in her office I had her bring up the sales numbers the lattes over the past twothree weeks I was making em  Had her compare them to prior monthshad her compare to the same time last year when I wasnt employed

                                                                                                          Given my initiative I made Starbucks a pretty penny and the pretty penny was fired  She coudnt refute me   It was there in black an white As I said the kids loved meword spread like wildfire

Then you put out the fire by serving a fat cock to a prude?

Ya gotta believe it appeared even fatter than it was to her  She cringed violently when she took the lid off   I watched

You’re something else.

I am Not only did I make fat cocks on lattes but also sweet sweetlookin pussies.

OhChrist.

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