comeuppance

he liked itcited it regarding po’ po’ Kevin McCarthy before media began using it

which he had to admit put a knot in his panties made him a tad paranoid

                                                                               a good friend once said that it was never an issue of being paranoid but rather not being paranoid enough   cat was into Securityinto encryption before encryption was a thingwent public flowered into prominence way before January6 insurrectionists white religious Nationalist domestic terrorists Secret Service political hacks thought to communicate under radar via Signal 

                                                                                                     queer he put things into the ether thathen within halfaday media was saying wha he had 

                                                                    NOPE aint tha sharp 

he began casting glances over his shoulder

began turning his smartphone off when he wasnt using it 

                                                             the phone was for callingreceiving calls at assigned times also for occasional texts or to receive occasional images  he didnt take pictures

   unsolicited  If that’s all you use it for you maybe you ought to have a basic flipfone.

It was free from my daughter Shes disabled all the crapGSP all shitsocialmedia I havent any interest in 

                                                                                                              Anya gotta admit its hard to beat  FREE 

yet somehow he was one step ahead media a step behind 

                                                               caught a guy a couple days ago on his heels he suddenly wheeledroundgrabbed him by his shirtfront   Can I help you cats eyes bugged   Me? No.What?   Awright finethen run along almost patted his fanny as he ran past 

                                                     left him in his dustnever once looked back

not thahe woud apologise for being proactiveprovocative

he wouldnt take a shiv in the back 

                                       hed bite a guys ear off if the compulsive Wild West in him needed to be satisfied

he was stably unstable  

   comeuppance had been the trigger  a clarion bell 

                                                         seemed dayly it tolled for him 

   

1724, Thursday,  5  1. 23

Who  Baba O’Reilly  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr92gsj31nM

   WOW aw man  that was something to be proud of 

                                                         he sounded like sliding on dry dirt into second base ahead of the throw  sound he shared with the second baseman while he waited

sometimes he sounded like duck a sloppywet QUAACK 

                                                           an before leaving he actually apologised to the inanimate bathroom for disturbing its peace imagine the sounds they hear   an just for shit and giggles he chummed the water This johns got a gloryhole

sometimes he coudnt say wha he sounded like 

                                                 made him uncomfortable  he wasnt sure if his body had been invaded by an alien or an alien invested in a cloaking devise and it was them who farted not he

                                                                                               a kind of ventriloquist act 

Whos the dummy

 

   frankly  hed even vote for McCarthy for Leader if he were a Red House representative-elect and Kevin woud guarantee tha all his farts woud sound like sliding on dry dirt     

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John Fogert  Centerfield  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVTXn9Y3dM0 

Supertramp  The Logical Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w31GDDH_enM

centipedes arent attractivemillipedes either

                                                although when he made them at a friends house who got the CreepyCrawlers Creepy Candy Creator candy kit for Christmas he usually made them of the sweet grape flavor or cherry sour apple lime 

                            edibles

NOW there woudbe a clever marketing devise for THC CBD CBG manufacturers he was an idea guy left the work to those who knew how

it was his daughters who informed him of a film called The Human Centipede sequels followed people are fuckeduphis grrls were fuckedup they were also into Saw its “tantilising” sequels   Me he said Id rather watch people fuck than murdered he did not influence anyone   You watch pornos?! his grrls asked   You just crawl out from under a rock he asked 

                                                                                                            he didnt need for an explanationwas way ahead of the game but they insistedthey wanted to tell him about the film because they knew they wouldnt make any spoilers  he wasnt going to watch the film

Got tha right

              No thank you  I think I know the assembly

No, no, no . . we want to tell you.

   he wasafter all their father obliged to attend to them no matter how old they got  its a bitch to be Daddy

Let me get a beer

YES! they cheered  Bring us one no they werent sharing 

                                                           then while enduring their next fifteentwenty hilarious minutes he thought An theyre drinking my beer

he had to be honest  his attention wandered 

                                               it wandered up to either a coffee shop or a microbrewery he imbibed  both beverages went through him like sailors on leave going through every whorehouse in port

then he thought he better find a head urinal pot or plot to relieve himself 

   a nebulous human centipede of sort

1122,  Thursday,  5  1. 23

The Human Centipede  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glfBurdSUS8

   utter

he uttered udderOhbrother  

then he uttered double Ds  u-dd-ers 

                                     dare he doubledown  YESuttered double Es  uddEErs

he has been in their presence

inelegantly tonguetied  he asked didnt want to drop the ball

they saidthey were proud 

                                made sense 

made sense in the sense that he wore pants

if he was swinging a nineinch cockhed advertise! hellNO he wouldnt wear pants an when he was going to be arrested for indecency exposure hed hold it like a microphonebang it against his thigh TESTING TESTING  TESTING  an with the audio pitchperfect hed interview the cop 

                                                       Officer if you woud  please speak into THE Mike – hed have nicknamed his cock Mike – and explain to the people that this arrest has more to do with jealousy than indecency

ofcourse thered be a bevy a throng of female admirers gay admirers

                                                                        hed yell MIKES A BEAUTY HUH theyd howl like a crowd of 60s Beatles fans YES YEAH YEAH  YEAH

arrested  guided into the backseat Love  love lovelove backseats hed tell the officer 

                                                                                     Careful when you shut the door please

Make sure Im all in Ive been circumcised as you can see  

   whenever he uttered  strangeusually fun things occurred to him

  

lateSep earlyOct,  2022

1021,  Thursday,  5  1. 23

Spanky and Our Gang  Lazy Day  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c6PNa9tqBg

   it had been his experience there was a type of person who liked to describe themselves  adjectives  pronouns  name themselvesnickname themselves 

                                    wasnt their place  DUH

if he heard him call himself sapiosexual again hed puke 

he told him hed puke  QUIT

Yamiss whayare giving yourself  it aint true

so whaif hes sexually attracted to highly intelligent people

equation woudve to suppose they must be highly intelligent to recognise it others

I’m smart.

Dunning-Kruger

You’re pulling Dunning-Kruger on me?you wouldn’t have known of it if I hadn’t told you.

Very likely though its presence hasnt turned my world on its head as it has yours 

                                                                                       Youah vying to become a caped sapiosexual superhero 

   I hadn’t thought of that . . couldbe.

Don

Why?

 

   Because in this very moment wha I woud give for a voracious winged reptiledinosaur eyeing us with female greed sweep down out of the sky on skinwings an eat us alive off the hoof  You necessarily  anme because Ive enabled you by listening to your crap 

                                        A Dragon of Death  Thanatosdrakon   Unearthed in Argentina

preceded 336preferred, sometime late Sep early Oct, 2022

123preferred,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  1. 23

Dunning-Kruger  https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/dunning-kruger-effect#:~:text=The%20Dunning%2DKruger%20effect%20is,accurately%20assessing%20their%20own%20skills 

Dragon of Death  https://www.zmescience.com/science/news-science/paleontologists-uncover-dragon-of-death-in-argentina-its-the-largest-pterosaur-ever-found-in-south-america/

Awman  Tom Petty ran across my mind again today   I think he will forever

Tom Petty?

Yes  For two  ironicwhen compared  songs

Two songs. You know the title of two songs by Petty?

Not a fan

No, I can’t say I was, the proof would be in the puddingwouldn’t it? I don’t own an album by him.

Album  Vinyl cassette CD

Zip. Nothing.

Not on a compilation someone burned for you

Someone burned for me . . that’s an interesting notion.

Notion 

        Yare not a fan of music

I like Spotify 

Is that the songs repeating at your place

You don’t like my selection? 

Selection  is problematic 

                            Id think with a premium servicewe arent interrupted by advertisements  youd have multiple selections not play the same songs day in day out

I like them.

   Goes without saying 

                      Petty Don’t Do Me Like That    Do him like how

What do . . 

. . Whas he singing bout   I have an idea

He’s being treated badly by his girlfriend. 

                                             A buddy tells him “You better watch your step” Or your gonna get hurt yourself Someone’s gonna tell you lies Cut you down to size.

For someone whos not a fan  well done

It’s a good song.  Thank you.

Yare welcome

there wasnt another description for his smile other than smug

time he defeathered it 

                         Despite those lyrics  the plaintive begging sounds like something else to me

the smugness fled threw him a curveball when he was expecting a fastballWAIT. Before you continue was buying time to bring his thinking around which  which was uselesshe was on his heels reactive  hadnt the ability to be proactive  thasaid he was a moving target Before you continue almost lost his train of thought What’s the other title? 

A Face in the Crowd

That’s a good song.

It is  A love song my wife and I shared  I heard coming home from work on the radio Stopped at the record shop in townprobably the last 45 I ever bought 

                                         She was cuckoo for it as was I

That’s a nice story.

It was very nice  I have a hard time listening to it these days

he never knew what to say to comfort someone

Don’t Do Me Like That

You remembered.

Of course  Answer the question

Question? 

he didnt remember the question

Yes

wasnt letting him off the hook  some fish will struggle madly to throw a hook   his survival skills werent honed  hed concede

I don’t remember your questi . .

. . The plaintive voice

                       Do me like that 

I’ve told you.

So tell me my take 

                      Throw your brain on a hot greasy skillet open it wide like an oldfashioned dump  garbage pit  before they became fixtures of art decades  decades too late

Guess

I don’t have a guess.

Don wanna work tha hard 

                             Take a guess  Exercise your mindfree your mind an the rest will follow  Another good song

his smugness was forgotten 

                             I don’t have a guess. 

Too bad 

         Possibly someday your life may come down to a reasoned guess   Im not inobvious

I don’t know.

Im not asking know  askin for a guess

Just saywould ya?

imagine him thinking he was due his impatience

Yahbefore I do  lemme say tha its times like these its like having sex with a stale cadaver  if yawere fresh I might at least get a twitch out of ya

Offensive remarks come to you so eas . .

. . Inspired 

              But let me not tax you furthur  I don want your fuckin head to explode thought maybe ya might be humoured

Humored? 

            You humor yourself . .

. . Ohye of little humour

Final nail in the coffin

Nice.

Happy ya followed  Ya Hansel or Gretel

What?

Forget it  Do me like that

Finally getting around to it?

No  Reminding you 

                        I think his girlfriend was using a strap-on dildo on him he thought it a lark NO  She enjoyed penetrating him an inadvertently hedsay  it became a course on their sex menu  Stoop du jour

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1137,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  12. 23

Tom Petty  Don’t Do Me Like That  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1aU1wbFSTs

A Face in a Crowd  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaegWuS_W2c 

En Vogue  Free Your Mind  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=calm3oK08QU

its REALLY  all about timing 

                               she barreledwent over the top of him before he knew wha hit emhadnt a clue how old she was was a minx but she had all the attributesin ACES tha Playboy enticed him withtha he masturbated to   an then one he hadnt considered 

                       Really? she puckered her lips

he wanted her to take him in her mouth again 

                                                 Noreally  I had no idea

 

nearly breathlessly So whadya think?

Im a fan

she giggleddidnt cover her mouth You went after it like a fan. 

                                                             he thought to himself as he did she was on her kneesleaned on her face parting her cheeks I like licorice star anise star anus  he tossed her hands asidehelped himself

she masturbatedstirred her pussy as he gnawednibbled  lapped 

afterwards they collapsed

                     they laid on a mattress on the roof of the rooming house near the edge of town near the railroad tracksstation 

                       she took the reinslead him there 

junior high

            he was a ragin heterosexual not tha he knew heterosexual aware that girls were differentguys  in so many freakin aspects unable to hold a candle to them

hed heard talk of freaks

knew little then 

                 tha he was one

2028,  Monday,  26  8. 22

1952,  Saturday,  24  9. 22

301preferred,  Twosday,  3  1. 23

The Stone Roses  I Wanna Be Adored though he was sure they meant I Wanna (GOTTA) Be Your Dog – coudnt convince him otherwise  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmAZWKdCvmI 

a pensee 

          might recall

title  2 syllables 

description  4 

action  7 

setting  8

final thought  6 

gamete

effete gamete  (also a phonaesthetics candidate  his Tolkien – token -- hard-on)

it aint going the distance

inside a slick seminal chute

Hes probably wearing

1324, Reggaefriday,  30  12. 22

1119,  Twosday,  3  1. 23

The Cake  Going the Distance  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8

abruptly  Annow  were changing the subject . . 

. . I don’t thin . .

. . No ya don  If it was an ass youdve beat it to death   Shut up 

                                                                    But considerate of your heatkeepin your head of steam your wordy breathless  violence   How many times woudya say yave been slapped across the face by a woman 

Three times

             I woudnt ask without saying  Once I was being crueltwice  because I deserved it  I woud have been disappointedlost my faith in humanity if they didnt

I can’t say I’ve ever been slapped.

An tha windows closed  Unlikely youll ever be slapped

                                                           Yave geared your personality to make nice with everyone  despite if its been to your detriment

   I wouldn’t say that.

You don have to Im saying it for you 

                                       It means a lot to you wha people think  Me I coud give two shitsaint here to please anyone but me   If I do its to our mutual benefit

Fist fights, slapped in the face, some kind of honorary thingmerit badge canines stuck out beneath his lip curled by a smile 

   No I encourage people to be exactly who they are anif violence soothes them  its only a small part of the chemistry at the moment

             I provoke them see them withhold  I want them to be honest  No fuckin lip service because wha others might think  People spendlike you too much time worrying about others might think

I refuse to dance like a puppet on strings pulled by others

   So yah slapped three times which was brave of them  I shoudve been slapped more

1316,  Reggaefriday,  30  12. 22

1028,  Twosday,  3  1. 23

My kid called me a scammer’s wet dream.

caught him by surprise  confession 

                                     glossy newsstand magazines tout similar headlines but he couldnt shake the image A Scammer’s Wet Dream salaciously splashed drippyred text on a flatblack background like an old horror film projected onto the big screen

                              his imagination kicked into overdrive  his buddys kids and he had been warning him of his gullibility too long he was as obvious as the white lines on an open highway

Whens the movie coming out

The movie?

You cant see it

A movie?

Hellyah an I got to tell ya its a part you were born to play

he tried to look like a whipped puppy

Stop No one knows better than you theres zip sense in casting calls or auditions  Yare a shoo-in A Scammer’s Wet Dream 

          I think Im going to have to have a tshirt made for you

Oh Christ! 

LESSON: Never admit to anything derogatory about ones self DENY DENY DENY however  the truth always comes out

1250,  Reggaefriday,  30  12. 22

1344,  Monday,  2  1. 23

The Cramps  I Was a Teenage Werewolf  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6DMBMOqoRE 

Mogwai - It's What I Want To Do, Mum  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOTon_SBNzU

he had virtually no patienceHALT scratchvirtually  soon as he said it his jaws offset he couldnt close his mouth 

                                                                                                                  he had no patience for busybodies 

its been his experience that they insinuate themselves into the story not theirs an the more dramatic it is the more pious they appear telling it 

                        piety  compassion  separate distinct not inculcatedfolded together  not necessarily a winning hand  not a straight a flush

somehow they wrestled the ball away an ran with it 

someone erred confiding in them

   Know thyself

better to stand in front of a mirror admit  confesswatch watch themselves bear witness see in their eyes the lies indiscretions understand what it was they were seeking in them

                                                                    dont dump them on a mirrorscratch lines with a razor  share with someone who has no intention of sharing

   he was mumbling

she had walked up behind himplaced her hand on his shoulder  I’m sorry I didn’t catch what you said.

Huhwha

Sorry baby, I missed what you said.

AH my apologeez goodlookin  I wasnt talkin to you

   Are you okay?

I am thank you It is good of you to ask I appreciate tha 

                                                           Unfortunately again  Im disappointed  Apparently Ive been misrepresented  Id think he laughed  of course I would Im me  If I heard something I found questionable Id go to the source ask them directly not provide oxygen for what some other person said  Hearsay  Crap

                                                                                                      So high school

she grabbed him by his hairpulled his head backkissed him hard 

                                                                     then looking deep into his eyes  Sorry baby, suppose you’ll savage another rumour?

Queerhuh tha truth is savage

0844,  Monday,  2  1. 23

1225,  Monday

well intended lessons were lost

the children were too youngHELL

the adults were too young

he still had unanswered questions

   he failed to ask them 

before he could she physically coudnt speak

she was robbed

he was

  they were  robbed

1646,  New Years Day – Sunday,  1  1. 23

he raised his hand 

it was just the two of them 

                            nevertheless  obliviously  the verbiageword salad kept pouring out of his mouth

he took his hand downsat back gave him the television Indian-head test pattern puss   I have disconnected

You’re not listening to me. 

   Im not

           When you begin espousing horseshit knock yourself out yare all the company you need

You . .

. . I didnt

          You went off the farmwent on a tangentexercised yourself  Hadnt a damn thing to do with what we were discussing 

You go off on tangents!

Yes  I tell you I am 

                     However I can circle back around to where I departed    You cant

I can.

Speak

What . . am I a dog?

Speak

             Where did you depart   Circle back

   You cant 

Give me a moment.

   Got all the time yaneed

 

 

You’re not going to say?

Ya asked for a moment 

Fuck you!

If you paid any attentionbut ya coudnt care less when I put my handup ya might have remembered  Hand came down you were lost dog chasin its tail 

You’re not going to say?

   Why

Maybe you don’t remember.

Maybe yare a joke 

he nearly went apoplectic  apoplexia happens when one doesnt dare thrown punch knowing full well his lunch will be handed him

JOKE he raved                                         

   I said joke 

                  Ya know better

he stoodup and stormed out of the room 

he wouldnt even chase after a woman

people control their actions 

                            he wasnt going to get in the middleget caught up in the fret between someone an themselves

outnumbered   no upside 

he posed a legit question 

                             he avoided itwas vague  shoud have been a politician

Thas not wha I asked quit poisoning the question 

                                                     got a little fascinated with posing and poisoning  missionaries are mercenaries  he took exception thinking he was going after his wellheeled not-a-concern-in-the-world sisters who Knew God

1242,  Reggaefriday,  30  12. 22

424preferred,  New Years Day – Sunday,  1  1. 23

Quora  end-of-broadcasting day  https://www.quora.com/How-did-television-become-so-popular