My kid called me a scammer’s wet dream.

caught him by surprise  confession 

                                     glossy newsstand magazines tout similar headlines but he couldnt shake the image A Scammer’s Wet Dream salaciously splashed drippyred text on a flatblack background like an old horror film projected onto the big screen

                              his imagination kicked into overdrive  his buddys kids and he had been warning him of his gullibility too long he was as obvious as the white lines on an open highway

Whens the movie coming out

The movie?

You cant see it

A movie?

Hellyah an I got to tell ya its a part you were born to play

he tried to look like a whipped puppy

Stop No one knows better than you theres zip sense in casting calls or auditions  Yare a shoo-in A Scammer’s Wet Dream 

          I think Im going to have to have a tshirt made for you

Oh Christ! 

LESSON: Never admit to anything derogatory about ones self DENY DENY DENY however  the truth always comes out

1250,  Reggaefriday,  30  12. 22

1344,  Monday,  2  1. 23

The Cramps  I Was a Teenage Werewolf  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6DMBMOqoRE 

Mogwai - It's What I Want To Do, Mum  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOTon_SBNzU