Hey Ask meya gotta ask me

                               they had taken five milligrams of blueberry Blue Dreams edibles halfhour earlier he naturally had a jump on the game   wasnt tethered tootightly to reality

                                                                            Yagonna ask me

Jesus he sighed his high hadnt come on he felt he always arrived late when he nibbled with his bro-law

                                                                                                             Ask you what?

Whos behind the QAnon chuckleheads in Dallas Dealey Plaza gathered for John Juniors return from the dead – not reallyhes been hiding out – to sit beside the hand of Former who would be returned to the presidency Its been twice now November Second then again November Twentysecond

                                                              November TwentysecondJesus  ignorant pieces of shit  Theyre hanging on the coattails of Harold Campingya remember that kook evangelist he declared the world would end Rapture May Twentyfirst Twothousandeleven later it had been reported he had a ton of dough in the bank on the Twentyfirst which makes no senseyad think hed go all in he doubleddown an error in his calculations the world actually would end later that year October Twentyfirst Couple years later he croaked on his own personal Rapture date

So

There’s a lot there.

Not if you were paying attention Whos behind QAnon in Dallas twice  Remember Campings twotime Rapture

                                                                                                                    Yasee a parallel

Okay, okay . .

. . Not reallyno Yave got me doin it twice  Fuuck  like Im no better than these clowns  Whos behind QAnon

Who’s behind QAnon?I don’t know.  Who’s behind QAnon?

he giggled gleefully it was killing him

                                         SATAN  he didnt have a religious bone in his body he howled

1430,  Saturday,  4  12. 21

1226,  Thursday,  9  12. 21

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/qanon-kennedy-jfk-jr-dealey-plaza-dallas-1251929/ 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/qanon-jfk-jr-conspiracy-theorist-convention-dallas-dealey-plaza-1261278/ 

https://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/18/us/harold-camping-radio-entrepreneur-who-predicted-worlds-end-dies-at-92.html

 

Dodger blue panties

Do you have to call her that?

Shes a Dodger fan The Dodgers colour is blue She wears panties

She has a name.

You use her nameI don know her an I prefer her pretty nickname You can tell her I said so since you cant stop yourself from bring me up in conversation

                                   Man if I was spending time with a woman youd be the last person Id mention focus focus  Im negligible in regards to your relationwannabe relationship with her

                                                                                  Focus

I am . .

. . Yare not

            If you were focused youd examine your dealbreaker list again perhaps alter it

My dealbreaker list? You’re the one with a list that grows ever longer whenever we talk . . whatwas the last one you pulled out of your hip pocket . . it was fucking absurd.

Absurd

You heard me.

Ill have to think about it I cant count on you to remember  You idly point fingers an walk away

                                                                                                    However Dodger blue panties is on your list Religion Tell me how you can open a lane for someone who is religious when you declare yare agnostic an wha crap is that covering your ass in casehedging your bet

                                                                            Wha allows you to usurp it is that shes attractive but beauty is only skin deep man only skin deep

You’ve seen her pictur . .

. . I have attractive religious   Definitely not my cup of tea

                                                              Ya gettin religion

Don’t be ridiculous.

Ridiculous Me  Nah

                       Ya got a date with her coming up at her house

I do.

Then fine

           Lets put a fine point on her religion

A fine point on her religion?

Yah Feel yacoud be a sleuth because I know you wouldnt ask outright

A sleuth?

Yes Lets call it a more severe vetting because your vetting lacks alacrity it is not muscular

                                                                                               If I walked by yours Id kick sand in its face

Jesus.

You said it

            But lets bring you back around before you forget the fine point

I haven’t forgotten.

No although you may have if I harangued a while longer about kicking sand in your vettings face

You’re ridiculous.

Twice now youve called be ridiculous Pot calling the kettle blackthis is my idea When you visit ask to use the bathroom an slip into her bedroom Take the coverlet at the foot and gently lift it to look at the flat sheet on the bed then return it straighten it out like ya never touched it

I would do that, why?

Look for the slit or hole in the sheet

A slit or a hole?

Yah Dodger blue panties might be inclined to procreate with you but not have sex for sexs sake

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Humour me If its there then we can talk

                                            Otherwise I am being ridiculous hahah

219 or 1419,  Saturday,  4  12. 21

1039,  Thursday,  9  12. 21

Like Water for Chocolate: “Readers learn that Rosaura has a marriage sheet (basically an embroidered silk sheet with a hole in it in just the right place) . .” https://grabthelapels.com/2018/06/18/like-water-for-chocolate/

 

they had coffee togetherleast once a week surprisingly  been better than two years

since it began during the Formers extensive Executive Time 60% of his daily schedule unstructured as is his mind which enabled him thousands of mawkish tweets an inane babbler dabbling in things he hadnt the capacity to understand or know an occupant of a realm cartoon characters enjoyed 

                                                             BE THAT AS IT WAS 

                                                                                     since they were having coffee they named it a putsch

but all putsches come to an end

                                  they waved buhbye with middle fingers extended on both hands

now what 

klatch surfaced briefly

                       lasted a meeting

AH Whadaya think

                     Kibitz

Kibitz? That’s goodJewish isn’t it?

Yawanna hang German Kiebitz k-i-e-b-i-t-z Often theres little difference between German and Jewish they both have words for everything you wouldnt think there was a word for

For example?

Ya kill me I gotta remind you again

                                     Trepverter Yiddish stepwords . .

. . Oh yeah yeah, what you should have said is that it doesn’t occur to you . .

. . You . .

. . Until you reach the bottom of the stairs . .

. .Atta boy it doesnt fail to occur to me Im happy to see someones keeping the attic light lit Originally coined by Diderot French l’esprit de l’escalier staircase wit an curiously also German treppenwitz

                                                                                     I think were cool with kibitz Toss a yamaka on the backs of our heads or if you rather a yarmulke kippa skull cap people will think were Jews casually taking coffee in this gentile town  but then ofcourse Id go nuts a couple of Jews casually taking coffee in this genital town . .

. . hastily looking roundlooking to see if anyone heard like drugaddled paranoiac I think we’re good with kibitz. Kibitz.

no  he wasnt satisfied putsch single syllable kibitz two syllables they were supposed to be growing

                                                                                                             Kibitz is fine but whayada say to meshegana or perhaps shmegegge  insanity silliness craziness the latter baloney hot air nonsense not to be confused with smegma the milkywhite substance found under the foreskin analso found between the labia and clitoral hood Schmeckle Yiddish penis not an option

JesusChrist, no no no. Kibitz.

                              Can't we leave wellenough alone?

We could

          But Im a questingkindaguy Kibitz aint the final word  Open your mind

Open my mind?

                 Gotta say my concern is if I open it youll treat it like garbage trench, hurl all sorts of things into it that perhaps I haven’t the capacity not to retain . . reason why someone might beg a frontal lobotomy to aid them to forget.

Well restassured Im not resting  Well get it right   Eventually

                                                                  So many rhetorical questions so little time

1707,  ReggaeFriday,  3  12. 21

456 or less preferred 1656,  Twosday,  7  12. 21

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/29/trump-daily-schedule-executive-time-944996 

Kokoroko  Abusey Junction  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSv04ylc6To 

Saâda Bonaire  You Could Be More As You Are  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkqu_P2I2os

 

he had an idea

               So Bannon he wants the center ringright

Bannon? Christ yes. He likes forcing his way, like Stone, become the center of attraction.

Took the word right out of my mouth  Attraction

                                                   I felt bad when I learned thistook my breath away  I hadnt conceived of it But on reflection were I were able to drop Bannon into it I wouldnt feel bad at all  Hes deserving His project is to deconstruct government by whatever means necessary as longIm sure hes not on the front lines his cowardice is as longwinded as he

                    Therefore Id drop his fat ass as the first exhibitamong many  in a Völkerschauen. .

. . Volker, people, folks.

Look at youyes Go on

Schauen?

Run with it Take the context I provided dropping Bannon in its midst

Show?

Makes sensehuh  Actually look but taken together Völkerschauen means human zoo  As I said at first I was appalled Then as I was thinking it through it made sense Likely the first human zoo I saw was in Nineteensixtyeight Planet of the Apes

         Anthen it occurred to me on carnival midways barkers tout freak shows a funhouse is no more than a reflective freak show us as its freaks in mirrors distorted we laugh because we can step away

How did you learn Völkerschauen?

Like so many things I read it

                               I read about Jacob Ndumbe from Cameroon who moved to Germany to participate be an exhibit in a human zoo its context was overtly racist stereotypical

                                                                      I have sympathy for Mr Ndumbe I have no sympathy empathy for Bannon he began singing Theres a place for us somewhere a place for us . . . Funnyhuh

1054,  Saturday,  4  12. 21

1212,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  12. 21

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/berlin-memorials-honor-black-holocaust-victims-180979156/

West Side Story  Somewhere  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtwIFrtZ7ww

 

folding clothes

weeping

she might have a sense of humour over his mindfulness

they teased each other about it often

she had mindfulness apps on her smartphone  they alerted her threefour times a day

Really sweetheart

Really, Dad, I know you know I’m busy, torn in more directions than . .

. . Drawn and quartered

                         Pleaseplease take time for yourself love

Thank you, when it presents, Dad, when it presents.

she had a client in Santa Barbara

it was halfway between them

when she arranged Quarterlies she called him weeks in advance so they could meet

Im there

it was hard to let go of her when they met

she didnt let go either

they stood minutes on a parkway holding each other tightly

                                                             his little girl all grown up   too fast

which he knew she would

she died

she sends hawks to say hello to cry I love you

a hawk cried as he was folding clothes 

1134,  Twosday,  7  12. 21  “A day that will live in infamy”  he had 2 Dec7s

 

You don have to take my word  I aint no Socrates

Socrates.

          No he shook his head no you’re not. I suspect he spoke better Greek than you speak English.

Indubitably that tickled him so save the petty recrimination an headwaggin

                                                                              Our conversation wasnt to recreate Socrates Cave nor were we challenging Plato who took up the mantle and compared the effect of education and the lack of it on our nature Aint it the truth Aint it the truth Balls in Socrates court its his Cave his allegory he chained people to a cave wall and danced shadows opposite them on a blank wall forcefully rendering shadows immaterial  not reality

his head still wagging An yet, between them, you inserted and cited the Cowardly Lion, from the Wizard of Oz.

Yare sharp Oz is eminently quotable Youll recall the Lion lacked courage otherwise he had his shit together

Oh man, the things that cross your mind; you’re smarter than you look.

Old joke I appreciate the sentiment Still  don take me at my word

                                                                     Verify verily aint hurtin my feelings Ya know I don take you at yours

Is that mistrust?

Inherent mistrust I trust no one  which isnt to cast aspersionsrather to satisfy my necessity to learn understand an know first hand

                 Referenced an cross referenced I take nothing out of hand Might be a personality flaw although I believe there are worse to have or exhibit Patience Im beginning to understand is another flaw

                                                                                                     Be that as it may  Know thyself  Be true to thyself  

So you’re your North Star.

North Star  Insightful good for you I am  My fortune not to have to seek my compass heading from without

1700,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  1  12. 21

1024,  Twosday,  7  12. 21

he laughed to himself

                       the gal was pretty cute she was concerned for him 

he walked up on the public bathroom inside the coffee shop 

she stood there

he asked if she was waiting for the bathroom  Are you the head of the line

No, I’m not in line. My friend’s inside.

I appreciate that thank you

You’re welcome.

                 he watched something stir in her eyes  anif he was as good a judge of character in womencould give a fuck about men  pigs as he thought he was she was thinking he REALLY had to use the restroom  she was considerate being kind  Bravo to her and to her parents

                                                I’m sure she’ll be out in a moment.

Thank you

it was a quaint shop overlooking a creek

                                           a flatstone patio wood porches providing tables and chairs formed to three sides of it  it was too bad they hadnt had rain in a while  the creekbed is more vibrant pristine if water were flowing

   she looked nervous

                           I’m sure she’ll be just a moment.

Thank you  Im fine I appreciate your consideration

she sidled to the door rapped gently on it

                                            Hey. Someone's waiting.

Oh you neednt

You don’t know her.

Indeed I dont

She doesn’t tend to think of others.

Then yare a good friend an Im luck to have you

she giggled covered her mouth

                                   she went to rap on the door again but it began to open  There she is.

She is there  Thank you for your kindness

she blushed

he entered the restroom

                         he was too elatedtickled  he didnt want to lose that edge  hed take advantage of this age-thing hed play Soft Russian Roulette

                                  it was a game he devised where when he went to urinate in a unisex bathroom he didnt lock the door  ostensibly the anglehe played a lot of poolloved bank shots from the door to the commode was such that if someone did enter their only visual offense would be his stream  they couldnt see anything unless he turned  anwhy would he piss on the floor

                            it made for a curious frisson in his spine  somewhat relativeakin to making love in a car or outdoors where one ran the risk of being discovered

                                                       he couldnt think of a single lover he didnt put through thatHA  gauntlet

Prudes neednt apply

                       anthere was also his longheld fallback position  Fuck em if they cant take a joke

when he returned to his table his coffee cup his buddy  Jesus! That was a while.

Public bathrooms ya gotta wait your turn

                                            Fortunately I can entertain myself 

Ya give some thought to wha I suggested

 

What did you suggest?  I wasn’t thinking of nuthin.  

1420,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  1  12. 21

1325,  Monday,  6  12. 21

Stone Temple Pilots  Creep  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGiOyXV_x4

 

the Former whines hes being persecuted

                                           he fingers for pity pure white pity  You and I together are being persecuted for what we know is right for whats right for our country

maybe if he disgorged portions of his purported billion$ don make me laugh he could claim collectively they were being mistreated . Ha aah Clintons idiocy  the deplorables . . could claim they were being treated deplorably

                                                                                                        tho disdain vaccination

when Republican House Minority leader Kevin McCarthy used to visit the White House he sorted through and picked out the Starburst candies Former didnt like

                                          Man, those were heady days!

1413,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  1  12. 21

1442,  Monday,  6  12. 21

Silverchair  Israel’s Son  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2d6iwOSAfQ  Shroud of Turin  Tomorrow  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjsMnvqL7eY

 

there are different ways of looking at things 

trying to remember that is hard

                                trying not accept them at first blush

Have you bought your gun yet

My gun? Why would I buy a gun?

To keep up with the Joneses

                               Our neighbours yoursmine swingright  they own weapons have stockpiled munitions keep dogs  Theyre fearful

No.  No, I’m not buying gun, are you?

No

   Im barbaric  I have handaxes knivesYou have knives

I do.

Got a kbar

Military knife?

Yes

No. I have pocket knives.

he did on a lousy Aussie accent Thats not a knife he acted as if he drew a knife . . Thats a knife

he batted his eyes clearly the hints missed their mark  

Crocodile Dundee

Ohyeah.

Ohyah Moving forward

                         I think the reason why guns are moving like hotcakes recordbreaking sales is because the left is buying up guns for selfprotection to keep up with the Joneses  against their better judgment

Self-protection.  Self-protection.

                                  I think you’re wrong.  I think it’s self-preservation.

he hadnt considered that

                           Well thank you very much Thats clarifying  I hadnt conceived of that                

Really. Typically that’d be in your wheelhouse.

Ill take that as a compliment                        

1420,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  1  12. 21

1212,  Monday,  6  12. 21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQrLPtr_ikE

 

          Jacklyn can I call you a cab  Or canIgive  ya  a lift home hoped that wasnt too obvious

     You.  Can give me.   A lift home.                       

Okay very sweet

not a brainer

they were adults

elation  mortification   might follow

                                      bets on elation mortification wasnt inherentnot in his jeans

from here on out aint nothing but he said she said handsdown hed bet they were Vegas

                                                                                              whahappened between them would stay between them

I like your style babe

You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Im counting on that

You drive a stationwagon?

Damn straight Cutlass Cruiser The first car I ever bought was also a stationwagon

I didn’t see that coming; why?

Room Bench seating   An room

                                   he unlocked the door and opened it for her she leaned in from the hipshands down on the seat her skirt raisedup giving him a slick eyeful  the back of her thighs behind her knees calves tapering to Achilles tendons

Wow, this is roomy, no telling what trouble a girl could get into here.   

Nope no tellin

she backedup stoodup turned and faced him

                                                frankly You like the view?

I did it was nice to see another side of you

You’re funny.

Ya tickle me too

                  Let me help you in

 

That might be my line.

Might be weve been steppin on one anothers lines all evening

                                                                 he admired the loosebun the gathering of darkbrown hair at the back of her head  tremulous auburnhighlights

                                                        Who did you come with tonight

James.

          He’s definitely a Jamesyou know the kind?

Coudntsay

You came with someone too, didn’t you?

Woudntve made it through the door if I hadnt

                                               Candy obliged me afterwards I strolled

Candy?

Kandace if push came to shove though shes Candy throughanthrough

And you strolled?

Yes weve known each other for years

                                        Were not possessive  exceptional friends   Shes opened a lot of doors for me.

And look, now you’ve opened a door for me.

she slipped into the seat

                          All in  I am shutting the door

I’m all in.

Swell

      he closed it firmly then walked around behind the car she leaned across the seat and unlocked his door

opening it Thank you Jacklyn

You’re welcome; I’m not lazy.

                               her simple gesture meant a lot to himkicked the can down the road it had been his experience if a woman didnt things likely wouldnt progress well

Jacklyn gave him her address an approximate landmark he reeled off streets cross street  Yes. Yes. Yes. My, you’re wellversed about town.

                         he was backing the car up into the deserted street  they began down the quiet latenight avenue ivoryhoneycoloured moonlight bathed them washed in through the windows

                                                                                Yes construction moveddelivered furniture Ofcourse we go awry I also got maps in the glovebox

Joe, you sound like you could take me anywhere I wanna go.

                                                                       it was her deliverythe husk in her voice he queued on it this might be a radical departure

her hand walked on its fingertips across the bench to his thigh and caressed it I’m feeling like I wanna go crazy . .you can help me with that . yes? . . wont you?

                                    before he could reply her hand retreated she leaned forward gently and unbuttoned her blouse she shed it no bra as he knew from inside the party when she held his arm tightly

                                                                                                   she lifted her rump hikedup her skirt slipped off her panties sitting again she turned her back to the passenger door and spread her legs akimbo

        her fingertips played waltzed pirouetted up her muscled thigh to her trimmed pussy she stroked herself I want you to play with yourself too.

When I hit a red light babe at a red Im at it Wearing buttonfly need both hands

she leaned her head against the glass she was enticing selfpossessed beautiful unexpected

                                                                                                 her eyes were hoodedshe was getting lost in herself a hand between her legs he caught shivers in her thighs her belly her other hand was at her breasts kneadingplaying with them teasing her nipples gasps trembled in her throat like soft rain running in eave gutters slowly snaking slowly momentum rising gliding

                                                          she glistened

gawddamn lights he wasnt catching a red

                                             she cooed Play with yourself, Joe, play with me. 

Im not catching a red

                       I’m not waiting, Joe. she was fingering herself the car smelled wonderful atasudden she tucked a knee rolled forward over it towards him hands at his fly yanking it the buttons were adamant she yanked hardershook his hips one button relented others followed course his cock rose from between the folds she grasped it he grabbed the loose bun at the back of her head guiding her mouth to him she didnt resist she lapped him nibbled took him deep in her mouth while her other hand busied between her legs

another greenlight 

                    her head came up Pull the fucking car over, Joe.

he did  braked  stopped  killed ityanked the parking brake on he flipped her over the back of the bench into the backseat

          he kicked off his shoes before going over lost his pants he landed on top of her her fingers were working madly he turned her head to his heels bodily lifted her slipped under her wantonly pulled her wet pussy to his mouth whiplashed her with his tongue she clenched himgreedily went at his cock he stuck his thumb in her ass so she couldnt get away from him they bucked he wondered if shed break his nose before he gagged her

birds were chirping day was dawning when he climbed over seat back into the front they held each other tightly after their fits and orgasms she fell asleep he listened to her deep rhythmic breathing

                                                                                      now hed take her home

he twisted the rearview mirror down so he could look at her

he didnt make one green light       

2239, ReggaeFriday,  3  12. 21

2115,  Sunday,  5  12. 21

Amon Duul II  She Came Through the Chimney  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyJuAnv9TvM