he laughed to himself

                       the gal was pretty cute she was concerned for him 

he walked up on the public bathroom inside the coffee shop 

she stood there

he asked if she was waiting for the bathroom  Are you the head of the line

No, I’m not in line. My friend’s inside.

I appreciate that thank you

You’re welcome.

                 he watched something stir in her eyes  anif he was as good a judge of character in womencould give a fuck about men  pigs as he thought he was she was thinking he REALLY had to use the restroom  she was considerate being kind  Bravo to her and to her parents

                                                I’m sure she’ll be out in a moment.

Thank you

it was a quaint shop overlooking a creek

                                           a flatstone patio wood porches providing tables and chairs formed to three sides of it  it was too bad they hadnt had rain in a while  the creekbed is more vibrant pristine if water were flowing

   she looked nervous

                           I’m sure she’ll be just a moment.

Thank you  Im fine I appreciate your consideration

she sidled to the door rapped gently on it

                                            Hey. Someone's waiting.

Oh you neednt

You don’t know her.

Indeed I dont

She doesn’t tend to think of others.

Then yare a good friend an Im luck to have you

she giggled covered her mouth

                                   she went to rap on the door again but it began to open  There she is.

She is there  Thank you for your kindness

she blushed

he entered the restroom

                         he was too elatedtickled  he didnt want to lose that edge  hed take advantage of this age-thing hed play Soft Russian Roulette

                                  it was a game he devised where when he went to urinate in a unisex bathroom he didnt lock the door  ostensibly the anglehe played a lot of poolloved bank shots from the door to the commode was such that if someone did enter their only visual offense would be his stream  they couldnt see anything unless he turned  anwhy would he piss on the floor

                            it made for a curious frisson in his spine  somewhat relativeakin to making love in a car or outdoors where one ran the risk of being discovered

                                                       he couldnt think of a single lover he didnt put through thatHA  gauntlet

Prudes neednt apply

                       anthere was also his longheld fallback position  Fuck em if they cant take a joke

when he returned to his table his coffee cup his buddy  Jesus! That was a while.

Public bathrooms ya gotta wait your turn

                                            Fortunately I can entertain myself 

Ya give some thought to wha I suggested

 

What did you suggest?  I wasn’t thinking of nuthin.  

1420,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  1  12. 21

1325,  Monday,  6  12. 21

Stone Temple Pilots  Creep  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGiOyXV_x4