hed been to Colorado Seattlewas
in California where blowin a joint in public was no big deal its legal
marijuanas legal its overly-long-delayed legitimacy however grates him
he was for ithad been for it
it was better than booze
if he had the choice hed opt for
it
he just preferred it when it was
illegal loosely enforced
in Chicago the cops just confiscated
it
sometimes they dumped it out on
the dirt or gravel in front of you and grounded
it beneath the soles of their shoes then told you to beat it
sometimes they pocketed it and it irked you to know they were going to
get high on your dope
if they caught you with a big
score and arrested you when you were arraigned you found that you were
being charged with possessing half or less of what you had when you were
arrested
whos gonna bitchinform the Court NO I
had five kilosnot two
cops sold off the excess beyond what they wanted for themselves or their friends and family
hell when push came to shove he reached
out to a couple of cops that were buddies of his cousin
it helped to be connected to be liked by particular cops
he had to side with the Blue they ran risks civvies didnt they had skin in the game
Mary the dentists daughterthen dentists gave you
suckers or other sweets after they drilled your teeth no Novocain that cost a pretty penny more than his old man
was willing to shell out although to be fair
he had seven siblings pretty pennies added
up and into that mix they all preferred to
eat what was a little pain to having
food no brainer
Mary he could never remember her last name
after smoking hashMary could afford
hashshe was a dentists daughter they
tried to roll a No. 2 Ticonderoga pencil with their minds
they gobbled psilocybintried to
roll pencils they split pods of jimsonweed
from trips she made to California and tried to roll pencils Man, the plants grow alongside the road. Free
shit. Amazing. I love California. I’m
gonna live there someday.
she didntshe died of an overdose
just before he moved to Montana to
become a dental floss tycoon she just couldnt dial back her
enthusiasm or rather the way he saw it she could afford
her enthusiasm
Mary got fingered by several Jamaican prison
guardspart of her patdown when she went to visit a friend of theirs Tommy who pulled an armed robbery at a night clubhe fired a shot into the air to get
everyones serious attention and the
bullet ricocheted off something and killed someone really fucked upreally bad luck
she crawled into a low concrete bunker with a dirt floor at the back Tommy slept in one corner and in the corner diagonal from it near the rebarred steel door he relieved himself
Tommy told her as a matter of fact
he wasnt getting out aliveno matter how his trial ended his basic necessitiesif he wanted access to them
he had to blow guards for them Ain’t happenin. I’ll swearI’ll promise to get outget
into the yard, but some poor dumb bastard is gonna have his cock bit
clean off.
they wrote letters to Tommy when she
returned
their letters were returned UNKNOWN
then they heard he was killed trying
to escape
Mary scored some opium from
someone in the city probably not a copshe
ran with horse people who uniquelyto his mind went effortlessly around the world
they fired it up in a dark corner
of the Snuggery a bar in Edison Park
the barmaid quickly made it over
to their table You can’t do that in
here. she told them theyd have to leave if they didnt stop or shed call
the police
they ordered a pitcher of Half-and-Half
gave her cash for two and told her when she returned theyd give her a couple
of tokes
the gal ticked up the fan that
turned over their headslaid a smouldering Camel in a tin ashtray at the center of
the table served them and got
high
he was really into Mary
shed give him head but she wouldnt fuck him
Why
Because you’re seeing my best
friend Maureen.
We broke up months ago
No matter. She’s still my best friend and she’s not over you. You broke up with her.
I broke up with her because she wouldnt stop doing angel dust I cant care for someone who doesnt care for themselves Thats a losing proposition
She’s my best friend.
Then get in her head and make her stop
No. She’s welcome to do what she wants to do.
She is But maybe you dont procure it for herhuh
None of your business, is it?
None of my business
maybe that was friendship
he fucked his best friends girlfriend and two others girls at an all-girl party in a basement bedroom
somehow he was called in because they were bored when they was picked him up from his place he was pulled into a car with seven women who were dressed in pj’s yanking him in to sit in the back between them their breasts played under their tops like happy puppies
she ratted on him because she felt bad afterwards
You didn’t think she’d tell me? his best friend asked
I cant see why she would She was the last to have mesloppy thirds
Are you trying to piss me off?
Piss you offYou ought to be pissed off But not at me I didnt go looking for her
You don’t think you owe me an apology?
Awright Im sorry you found out
things are better when theyre illict
she told him she couldnt hold her tongue
she told him there wouldnt be a next time
he told her that must be a tremendous relief to his best friend
there was a next time
she showed up at his place
since she couldnt hold her tongue she said he said hed hold her tongue under his dick and when she was thoroughly breathless he took her from behind she had a fantastic appleshaped ass in the behind because she also said shed never done that before
turned out she never breathed a word of their adventure to his best friend or rather he never said anything to him if she did
a couple of years later while he was living in Montana his best friend wrote him that he proposed to her
she denied him
She told me no. She said I wasn’t adventurous enough.
he wrote him back Maybe you should have fucked her in the ass.
he wrote him back No. I wouldn’t do that. That’s disgusting.
he wrote him Sounds like she was right.
things are better when theyre illict
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