despite being too pleased with himself

                                            he was also harsh with himself

                                            

                                           should have thought of it sooner

                                                he was better than that

 

turned to the fella sitting on the bar stool beside him

                                                        Wanna hear something funny

You funny?

I have my moments

   Sure.

              Buy me a beer?

If Im entertaining you shoudnt you be buying me a beer

Tell you what. Double or nothing.

You buy me a beer. You make me laugh. I’ll buy you two beers.

Im having shots too

Two beers, two shots.

                             If you’re funny.

had this guy by the shorthairs

                                  Are you familiar with mycelium burials

What?

Mycelium   Mass of interwoven filamentous hyphae . . .  nevermind  Mushrooms

Mycelium means mushrooms. Fungus.

Quite  Indeed

                   My daughter often says indeed so if I get a chance to use it I do  I hope you don mind

I’m gonna guess this isn’t part of the joke.

Youre funny  No

                   Not part

Mycelium burialsobviously  green burials

took a sip of his beer

                        Is this part of the joke?

Its its prelude

                  You have to know theres such a thing as a mushroom burial

Mushroom burials.   he sounded intrigued  which was good

                                                             Fungus.

Jah  Breaks down the body

                                Totally consumedI understand in four years

Green.

          Crazy idea.

Zany jah

Zany.  Like that.

There are mushroom coffins urns  Suits    Inexpensive sacks

Sacks? How’s that work?

Understand the body is situated in the fetal position an   ahwell stuffed stuffed in a sack

Think of ancient burial sites discovered skeletons situated in the fetal position

Kicked in the balls we assume it too

We do. Affirmative, brother.

    Right on

 

So the jokes this

    Yeah?

Whas the definition of a sack of shit

    Yeah.

This president stuffed in a mycelium sack

                                              Saves us an elaborate Washington tribute  funeral  put together by Americas First Trophy Wife

Jesus, man.  Dark. chuckled

                                        But awfully funny.  laugheduproariously

 

    they tied one on

afternoon,  Sunday,  21  6. 26

1145,  reggaefriday,  26  6. 26

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