junk mail

notifications he has free shit waiting for him

He’s won!

a Lancôme Beauty Box (if theres pussy hell never know)

a Whole Food Market Food Box (if theres pussy hell never know)    

from Unitedhealthcare an Oral-B Dental Kit

Costco  Beach Lounge Wagon

Costco  a free sonic Philips Electric Toothbrush

                                                      how did the heavens collude to bestow all this free shit on him

 

    rhetorical

                hasnt a clue

Oh Master-san mariachi for some reason trying their darnedest to get on his good side understands he has a yen for Asian womenhad no idea where they got their makeup advice while they flickered undecidedhestitant between male female kabuki  actors yakusha haiyū  female roles onnagata oyama

                                                  Oh Master-san  you are deserving favour

Fine then tender me gobs of dough

                                     Aint a damn thing for free

0259,  Sunday,  29  3. 26

0616,  Sunday

PS  saw he had junk again

                               four items

Lancôme same old same old which convinced him theres no pussy involved the same two Costco items as earlier  a third  then onething or another from WalMart

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