sex with a midget up side besides not having lived if youve never had sex with a midget they dont have to get on their knees to suck your cock or lift your skirt lick your clit

a drunken midget approached them  propositioned them  hed do us  You’re in luck! I’m bisexual.

he thought  Will wonders never cease

You can toss a coin. Who would like me to do them first or who I’ll do first.

they looked at each other

    Seriously. What do you think?

Youre thinking

I am.

          You’re prone to shoot from the hip.

Give it some thought.

Itd be deep thought kiddo

    I’ll tell you what, said the midget, I’ll buy us a round of drinks, when we’re served I’ll sit across the room and let you discuss my proposition.   Think about it. Even if you decide no, you’ll have a round on me.

                                                                                                            Oh.

One other thing.

I do not disappoint. the expression on his face  lurid

 

Drinks came

he crossed the bar

 

So?

    So where would this take place  We go to the remote end of the bar an let the gobblin begin  I aint poppin for a room

Oh. I didn’t take that into account.

Hell kiddo

              I can take you to my place  tonguewhip you to within an inch of your life

Yees.

       Yees you have. hazelgreen eyes went dreamy        But . . .            

Jah  Im listening

   His sales pitc . .

. . As youre in marketing

Yes.

        His sales pitch, not having lived if you haven’t had sex with a midget, is, compelling.

Maybe

         If he were more attractivehas a scrunchy face without tryin but    My experience  They do

 

If he were a dwarf?

Id fuck a dwarflet a dwarf suck my cockplay with your tits while he nibbled your tender bits

    That sounds like a very long no.   You’re not interested.

Laid my cards on the table

                               I am not interestedalthough  Ive really enjoyed the proposition our discussion

Ill buy him a drink take it over to him thank him decline his offer

                                                                         It was thoughtful

Thoughtful?

                  You’re a peach.

    Then Im takin ya home an eating your peach.

dimples lungedtossed her head back  laughed

                                                           Sounds peachy

 

Well.  I can’t say I’m not disappointed.   Thank you for the drink.   

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