buddyboy walked into the kitchen as he poured them French press coffee

                                                                                  Have to drink it black

No milk  No chemical creamers

    What’s this?

he turned to look

buddy was pointing at the Proctor Silex coffee machine

Wha

You told me, what? a month ago, the machine’s broken.

It is

You haven’t pitched it?

Obviously

Why haven’t you thrown it away?

Its been a fixture six years

It . doesn’t . work.

Six times threesixtyfive toss in two more for Leap Years call it threeseventy six times seventy fourtwenty threehunred eighteenhunred eighteenhunred twentytwohunredtwenty less twentyeight twentyonehunredninetytwo days youre welcome to check my math  she brewed me coffee every morning save for ten days a year I was vacationing sixty twentyonehunredthirtytwo days  every  morning  she  brewed  me  coffee   I shoud ditch her 

A cold cunt arentya

Inanimate is animate in this household

She will not rot

When Im good an ready to be without her presence I will bury her not submit her to trash to a landfill

 

You’re crazy.

You havent checked my math

                                 Crazy doesnt do math

Loved my abacus as a kid  Cunt

some time in December,  2025

1350,  reggaefriday,  23  1. 26

Harry Nilsson  Coconut  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsSuueEGQSM