he was bombed out of his mindleft his
car walked home whats three miles the roads werent winding
he
was
the apartments front door was unlocked again
under his breath Jesus Seriously Seriously
sighed then audibly Arya serious man
How can I help you? Siri
his alsowaybombed roommate parked
his iPhone in the catchall basket on top the console table in the foyer
Seriously
How can I help?
awright hed play along
Siri
How the hell arya
Not too shabby, thank you.
Arya fuckin kiddin me
he thought
Not shabby
Yes. her voice bright very attractive
Siri Wha do ya look like
Look?
You can tell me
I do not understand look.
Awright Can you find an play Postmodern Jukebox
featuring Haley Reinhold
I can.
Haley Reinhold has performed several songs with
them. Which song would you like to hear.
White Stripes Seven Nation Army
I have it. Would you care to listen to
it now?
Yes Siri
Thawoud be nice
listening he sat on the bench
took off his shoes stood stripped down to his Jockey boxer briefs
Ohfuck
no way roommate could drive
his car was in the drive
his girlfriend must have
My,
my, my. Look at you.
Could I help you?
everyone everything wants to help
With wha
With . . any old thing you’d like.
Tha
Tha sounds like trouble
This singer sounds like trouble.
She’s working my blood up.
she eyed
him
I could help get
yours up.
Thas trouble No thanks
You’re missing out.
Now I’ll have to go to bed and masturbate.
Good girl good girl Smart to practise safe sex
Gnight Im turning in
woke later that morning
she was in bed
they were neked
he thought Gawddamn Took advantage of me
hoped she did a couplethree of times
1331, Saturday,
3 5. 25
2230, Saturday
Beatles
The Long and Winding Road https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR4HjTH_fTM
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