I farted.

Yadid Ought to say excuse meyoure old enough to know better

                                                                      Or arya tryin to brag

Wasnt all that

she frowned the notoriety she had hoped fell flat   she expected shed slay her uncle

he wasnt

she failed to remember he was the oldest of tenhe was that uncle  errant  mostlymissing

Maybe next time kiddobut if I may don push

                                                     May shit your panties

nobody talked to her that way

                                 Shit if her parents heard they would have knocked her head off . . . my panties?

Yah

        May have forgotten Ive cleaned youyour shitty diapers

I wasnt always far far removed

                                  Besides

To my mind

A farts not unlike clearing your throat

OhJesus.

   he laughed

made his great niece feel awfully uncomfortable

earlyAM,  Saturday,  4  1. 25

1607,  Saturday