his kidbrother visiting took the seat behind him in
the car to drive home after family went to see friends play in a local
soccer match or should he say football
they werent driving back home but five minutes
kidbrother says What's that
stink?
front seat was a
bench he his daughter his granddaughter sat between them
Wha
stink
You can’t smell that?someone step in dogshit?
heard him check his shoes Not me.
daughter granddaughter checked theirs
they were clean
Ill check when we park
checked his shoes clean as a whistle
Man Ive no idea whaya were smellin
that evening they decided to have dinner In-N-Out a West Coast burger chain
had to take two cars
his car reconstituted the same four
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?
I thought
everyone checked their shoes?
Everyones clean
his brother sprung his seatbelt could feel him jostle around behind him
What the hell’s this?
held it up so he could see it in the
rearview mirror
daughter granddaughter turned to glimpse
it
opening it
Thas
a plastic bag I picked up by the soccer or should he
say football
field Ill use it to dump cat litter in
Jesus.
Well man, somebody beat ya to the punch.
Wha
Somebody shit it.
Wha
Yeah. This
is what I’ve been smellin . .
.
. It was a brandnew bag folded up nice an neat
Yeah.
Still though, it’s beshat.
Lose it out the window when we get off
the highway
Happily. Bro.
Dad.
Grampa.
they laughed hysterically
1013, Thursday,
18 9. 25
1509, Tuesday,
23 12. 25
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