So  he texted his daughter she was always all over him about it  What’s that smell?  :  :  You know it’s time to take a shower when you’re buzzed by flies.

    nice thing between them    they didnt recognise texts to be answered immediatelyget butthurt if someone wasnt Johnny-on-the-Spot

                                     Fuck that noise

he imagined though  when she finally read it shed shit

reply  :  :  Ya think?brusque  no fuckin emoji

he has a buddy

                 a guy a contemporary  he wouldnt have thought

who sent him texts accompanied by emojis

hed text him  :  :  Howbout you save those fuckin’ things for all your little girl friends?

  :  :  Aren’t you my girlfriend?

  :  :  Aren’t you pained in the assWAIT!  That’d make you my girlfriend!!

                                                                                 a bit of a homophobe he wouldnt text for awhile

when he did itd be about something other

guy was quaint

                      prudish  

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