had to take a breath

                           Ya got to be kiddin me

he seemed bewildered  No. No I’m not.

Broad

       Thas the only way you understood ithow old

Most of my life.

he was gobsmacked

                     Most of your life   Hips

You heard me right.

Im blownaway

What? Having ample distance side to side.  Hips.

Well   At least theres a subtle sexual contextthough you may not have realised tha until you were older too

I don’t think of broad sexually.

                                  Are you gonna say what you understood it to mean when you learned it?

Ohhellja

            A woman   Statesque

Mike Hammer kind of woman

Mike Hammer?

You didnt read Mickey Spillane growingup

    I’ve heard of him.

Wha

       Youve heardhavent  read him

No.  No I have not.

You a choir boy

                 Know I held offdidnt saddle you altar boy  Theyre the ones usually abused by Godfearin priests 

       Or

Godenabled

    Why did you read him?

I read him because I read everything I could lay my hands on my Dad read him paperbacks on his dresser snaggedem dug the lurid the flamboyant artwork on the covers

                                                                    Broads     There

Probably there I learned broad

Wha a dismal upbringing you had

It wasn’t. 

You keep tellin yourself tha

                              Jaysus  Hips

 

When was the first time yaever laid eyes on a Playboy

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