OHKahRist thas hilarious

I almost died.

he imagined she did

                      was a straitlaced gal dyed-in-the-wool blanchedblushed when he said something offcolour  which was often  he was famous for it  no waitinhe was at a sudden in peoples faces

upset some

was a strategy

                 offend the one youre with

offended  theyd try to offend him  cold day in hell  awfullythick-fuckinskinned

                                                                                      he explained

By offending well arrive far sooner at what we agree

big sighs big shrugs

                       confirmation

                                                                                        

 

You went to your usual massage place

empathetic Yes.

                 It’s been very successful. They brought in some new masseuses masseurs.

Messieurs  French

Funny. They’re Vietnamese.

Vietnam was under French rule for a long time

                                                 Colonialism  White man stomping indigenous people  Civilising Missions

The Man must come from tha shit

    made a face I don’t know what you’re talking about.

You ought to read history world history

                                          Coud work the bugs out of our thinking should we choose to think

I’ll take your word for it.

Yashoudnt

                But I digress

Your Vietnamese massagers

Ohbrother.

Not a fan

I understand.

                Nobody touches you unless you want them to.

Got tha right sister

My usual masseuse wasnt there, they only had a man available, I could come back in three hours.

So I pulled the trigger I needed a massage.

Whenever I hear need I hear want

                                     A versus episode

Please.

    he shaddup her story

The receptionist told me Dong would be out in a moment.

                                                               Dong? I asked.

Dong. He be right out. Take room. Disrobe.

I like she knew disrobe

                           Not a term used often enough

Your story

I asked again, Dong?

Yes, ma’am.  Dong.

Ya wanted a massage  No dong

if looks could kill

                 So I went to the room, took off my clothes, it dawned on me.

Don.  I was so relieved.

    You do understand

Understand?

Dong is a Vietnamese mans name

Is it?

Is

        Everyone we know Im tellin you paidwere massaged  by a dong

he was damn confident Pantone hadnt a name for the colour she turned    

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1059,  Wednesday,  25  6. 25