Where’s the remote?

from the kitchen head inside the fridge someone put the beers on the lowest shelfpushed them to the back

    Wha

Remote.

distracted had a barbecue yesterday a few friends  who would have relocated the beerwhat reason

     Wha

walking into the kitchen

                       Remote.

Wha remote

             Walk over to the set turn it on no remote

How do you change the channels?

Walk over to the set change the channel

                                            I only have four needed that internal antenna you see to get them

No cable?

No WiFi

No WiFi?

No microwave no dishwasherquit lookin at me asif Im strange

                                                                 Theyre daily conveniences thawoud inconvenience me

Unnecessary

shook his head

                Might suppose that explains why you have an iPhone leave it at home it's your home phone you can call receive text take a picture get one.

Receive  Rarely have to take a picture

                                         Now if only I coud convince people to stop sendinme pictures of food theyre going to eat

Wha the hells tha

   What?  Are you a fuckin’ caveman?

stoodup beer in hand elbowed the fridge shut handed him one

                                                                   A caveman

A caveman woud have a substantial footprint

Ive little footprint

    You

You trying to shame me?

You do you Ill do me

                        No remote got legs an hands

0836,  Tuesday,  29  4. 25

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José Feliciano  Nature Boy  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iEbXyYiGe8