a friend had hernia surgery

since hes not suffered a hernia and understands that in order to have one one would have had to obviously strained

         Wha didya do

I have no idea. I felt a swelling, could see it, decided to have a doctor check it out.

    No idea

None.

Ive an idea

    You have an idea why I had a hernia?

I do

This ought to be choice. What ya got?

Id say you were too enthusiastically tuggin your dick

Jesus.

   No

No.

Hmmm

                Anya cant lift more than ten pounds for six weeks

That’s what the surgeon said, that’s what the nurse said as she wheeled me out to the car when you picked me up.

Sorry man  better you than me

Why do you say that?not very nic . . .  grimacedpressed the surgery site with his wrist

Ya okay

nodded  lips  thin white lines  A zinger.

Gotcha

Whew whoo.

Your bodys suffered trauma

                               You can be as cerebral as ya want but your bodys gonna tell ya wha it needs anya fuckin don provide tha  don care for it as it needs . . . 

I know ya know

I know. I do. I don’t need a lecture.

    Better you than me

What's that supposed to mean?

Ten pounds

Yeah.

    Id be screwed

                             I woudnt be able to lift my dick to take a leak

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