walking into the restroom he immediately thought Whas wrong with this picture

                                                                                 couldnt put his finger on it

   however

            he urgently needed to move his bowels

swung the stall door open checked that there was toilet paper only had to screw that pooch once to NEVER make that mistake again talk about the kindness of strangers in a stall beside you

                                                                                          An guys  Well

Skating on thin ice

it was a healthy purge  noisy

                               over itcouple of stalls to his left  he heard another

wiped

stood  turned

faced the music

                     Ohyes he mused aloud quietly A good one

dressed  flushed the toilet

unclasped the door swung it open crossed to the sinks to wash his hand

                                                                                                  Wha is wrong with this picture

he heard the toilet flush over his left shoulder  fumbling

                                                            he lathered his hands  rinsed them

reaching for paper towels he heard the door swing open  sharp footsteps

                                                                                               Sharp  Hmmm

tossing a look in the mirror at them their footsteps stopped

                                                              she looked nearly as confused as him

Whas wrong with this picture

                           there were no urinals

G’afternoon

she stood speechless

Appears in my discomfort I went right rather than left

                                                          tossing the paper towels away  Have a fine day

I hope youre feeling as rejuvenated as me

                                              It sounded like it

   day one jury duty selection new County Courthouse

after Saturday,  18  1. 25

1211,  reggaefriday – Pi Day,  14  3. 25