“There are some things that money can’t buy; for everything else, there’s Mastercard.”

Mastercards Priceless advertising campaign unveiled in ‘97

that one stuck with him

                           but

he had to check his desk

the drawer where he kept his creditcards

                                              because

he didnt think he had a Mastercard

                                       usually if he had to think about something  he either didnt know ithad to find out  or didnt have it

had two VISAs through two banks

a Discover card

                   he did know however

Balances  Zero

as he admits Im a shitty consumerand just now Microsofts WORD programme changed “Im a” to “Ima”

                                                                                                       he didnt know what Ima washad to find out

had it been all capitals acronym would have meant Institute of Management Accountants

    Whell heres a beauty from Quora

Ima “the abbreviation is most often used online and in text speak to indicate that the sender is about to do something . . . a contraction of the slang phrase ‘I’m gonna,’ which means ‘I am going to.’”

used online

WORD isnt exactly online

                            therefore

writing in WORD is a pretty liberal usage of the term  online

he shouldnt be irritated as much as he was

                                              but he just came from his Hotmail account where he received an email from a friend  his friend wasnt particularly good with words friend obviously used ChatGPT to author the email ChatGPT was created by OpenAI and no surprise

                                           Microsoft

seems it has to have its fingers in peoples pies

if it kept it up

hed stick his fingers in its eyes Three Stooges-wise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScGPRsHSkaE

there are some things money cant buy

                                          feral      uninhibited

2100,  day-between-2-Ts,  14  8. 24

1120,  day-between-2-Ts,  21  8. 24