he had an ear for Howbout dem apples

                                         heard himself say it at least once a dayusually inclined by actions of feral cats he cared for their eating habits stinginess mixing it up herding themYES Virginia there is a Santa Claus fivehunred word editorial byloves his middle name Francis Pharcelles Church if there were a religion practised in Pharcelles Church hed be tempted to attend honeycoloured interior blushed by flickering beeswax candles a kunstkammer cabinet of curiosities small phials purportedly containing saints blood shelves of hidebound texts porcelain urns holding human animal ashes the altar a mahoganyplanked picnic table long benches on either side

                                                                                               Bibleless

that might be asking too much

Howbout dem apples

    also reserved for womens breasts heartshaped asses

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